Katie Price #276 Skanky is humming , Rim Me & Sinkboy are bumming. But fear not, big things are coming

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If nothing else Stan these arseholes keep us occupied
 
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Afternoon Stan ….. now there are more questions than answers ( I think that’s a song) no one has a scooby. fcuk knows where they are or indeed if anyone cares but suffice to say when she’s this quiet things are a foot.
 
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Afternoon Stan ….. now there are more questions than answers ( I think that’s a song) no one has a scooby. fcuk knows where they are or indeed if anyone cares but suffice to say when she’s this quiet things are a foot.
Afternoon HamHog,, it's all deflection, smoke and mirrors at the moment with skank. i said yesterday i'm going with the "no news is good news" approach if skank was in a good place and everything was going in her favour skank would be shouting from the rooftops about trolls, liars, made up stories, online abuse and the press printing lies and playing the victim card. But shes quiet and posting old pictures of H so she's in the shit for something it's just if that gets exposed.
 
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All I can say is "Woooooooooo-fucking-Hoo!!!!" Love it!!!
BTW, heres Pamela Anderson aged 55

as opposed to this aged 44
 
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It's quite funny though given that SFP made that sarcastic comment after skanky was seen driving about one of the red tops checking to see if the car was taxed and MOT'd. That came back to bite you in the ass real quick Sophie didn't it?
 
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Cue skanky frantically going through her phone searching for one of her and SB where it doesn't look like he's going to projectile vomit at any second
Or like Kieron’s photo, one where he’s gently and lovingly caressing her throat …..
 
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Just throwing this out there but could her licence be revoked because of her habits of exaggerating everything.
"Doctor my feet are killing me i'm in constant pain i need stronger painkillers and more of them"
"Your my therapist i'm suffering with these horrible depressive feelings and can't sleep, can't you give me something stronger and more of them"
"I'M suicidal your honour please don't send me to prison and can you order my doctor and therapist to give me something stronger and more of them"
 
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Old pic of H on her stories and grid <sigh> Which one will be regurgitated next, place ya bets.

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So he was clearly obese even as a baby, so whose fault was that? She can't say he went around stealing food then, clearly she has overfed him from the get go. Certainly doesn't look like a child that needed to be on growth hormones, he was huge!
 
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No she bleedin' well hasn't. Saying things like 'I go to the Priory every week' is not the same as actually doing it. More action Skank,
less talking. Drug tests don't lie!
 
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An Egyptian one maybe? When the hubby was working there years ago he knew of someone who passed their test because the examiner was basically doing the steering for them! Needless to say money had changed hands beforehand.
 
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No she bleedin' well hasn't. Saying things like 'I go to the Priory every week' is not the same as actually doing it. More action Skank,
less talking. Drug tests don't lie!
What she meant was that she possibly logged-in every week to The Pwiowy's online Colouring Book Service which obviously equates to the same as turning up there for sum tweetmint, ie. more colouring books plus drawing stick figures of Herself wearing a crown, oh and other stickmen with arrows pointing at them and the word "Twiggers" emblazoned across the top of the paper. Then there are the stickmen with Pete You Cunt and Kieron You Wanka underlined in biro so angrily she's gone through the sheet of paper
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An Egyptian one maybe? When the hubby was working there years ago he knew of someone who passed their test because the examiner was basically doing the steering for them! Needless to say money had changed hands beforehand.
That sounds perfect! Next 'oliday to Egypt then and cue gruesome pictures of skank trying to be Cleopatra
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So he was clearly obese even as a baby, so whose fault was that? She can't say he went around stealing food then, clearly she has overfed him from the get go. Certainly doesn't look like a child that needed to be on growth hormones, he was huge!
To be fair H's obesity as a baby can't have been skanky's fault because she wasn't around. He was deposited onto AFP for his early years (all paid for by his father) therefore it was AFP who made the boy so gigantic as a baby, his terrible eating habits formed early on
 
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So he was clearly obese even as a baby, so whose fault was that? She can't say he went around stealing food then, clearly she has overfed him from the get go. Certainly doesn't look like a child that needed to be on growth hormones, he was huge!
Another reason he doesn't have Prader Willi Syndrome. Babies with PWS are very passive and floppy and struggle to feed properly, often resulting in them not gaining enough weight. It's strange but the extreme weight gain doesn't start until after they reach a year old.
 
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So he was clearly obese even as a baby, so whose fault was that? She can't say he went around stealing food then, clearly she has overfed him from the get go. Certainly doesn't look like a child that needed to be on growth hormones, he was huge!
On one of her shites shows with Pete in America they went shopping with Harvey and I think AFP and they stopped at McDonalds, bought 20 Chicken Nuggets (no lie Google it) for Harvey. No wonder his physical condition is so acutely poor if this is one example of how he was fed even from being a small child.
 
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You mean its not "brand new" and worth £60k ????
Well I'm shocked surely it wasn't a lie? I know they stopped making them some.years ago. But I truly believed that because Skanky is such a well known & popular celebrity, they had made a new 1 just for her. Bullet proof, bomb proof, roll proof, drink driving proof, no seat belts required proof, broken trotter proof, automatic filters installed proof, tinted windows to protect her naturally beautiful face from the sun. Well now I feel silly. I feel cheated. I feel lied to. I may feel forced to reconsider my subscription to the JWhyWhy outfit of the month club. Not a new £60,000 hummer at all Lies, it's all lies!
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I think just last year on her YouTube channel or Itsasham or whatever bollocks platform it was, her & Crawl were at a drive through with J & B & she was getting 1 of them 20 nuggets! I know that's not as bad as getting 20 for a baby H but J or B did not need 20 nuggets either! If I buy 20 nuggets it's to share between 3 older kids.
 
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Just take a minute to appreciate something here ... medically revoked is not referred to in the article itself, but, its probably the truth ... I think her BS mental health court excuse & paid for Priory diagnosis has come back to bite her ... she will of course spin it as the trotters publically, but, she has no driving licence ... woo hoo ... I love it
 

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