Katie Price #275 The Pain in Spain is circling the drain.

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Fucking bring this collab on, Skanky could put some Shreddies on her tits as pasties, claim they are knitted by Nannas and get Wayne Rooney and his other gerontophile friends to sign up. Win win!!
 
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Her backside is beginning to look like Kim Kardashian’s!
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She’s been too busy today getting her hair done!
Is she paying in £s or €s? Oh wait…..
 
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Benidorm finished in 2018, think most of his other tv work was before this. He has a podcast and owns a bar . Doubt it will be tv related with him
 
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Kipper is pleased to share an exclusive picture from her recent mowdellin job ...
If that skanky bitch actually modelled these I’d be so pissed off lol. I started buying them a couple of years ago and am fully converted. I will never wear a ‘normal’ bra again
She’d ruin them for me!
 
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I thought Benidorm ended a few years ago? Let's hope she makes a very brief cameo in one episode, if it is coming back.
 
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Look I’ve got to be careful , was talking to that Benidorm writer over a pint , and he gave a few things away about their project , But don’t want him to know I’ve been talking to you
It’s a series
Inside the MM
Episode one The Pinocchio effect : A woman finds an ancient Artifact, and after that every time she tells a lie her tits grow bigger
Episode two Shallow Cole : A man gets stuck in a lift with a guru , and after that every ugly woman he sees looks beautiful, and he falls in love with a right skank
Episode three: Pet semetary : A woman gets cursed by a gypsy, every animal she comes into contact with dies, and she buries them in the grounds of her house but they don’t come back to life
I’ll try to get some more out of him
 
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Considering the cast of Benidorm consists of only the ugliest of Brits I think Skank should be insulted at being considered ideal for a part.
 
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This is the right way round not flipped.
 
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There is no intimacy there, look at the gap between their pelvis's.
No sexual chemistry at all

Contrast with below when they fancied each other



Oh and she obviously hates her Knickers tattoo as she has pulled up the bottoms to cover it

 
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Maybe she's got a three-year, £10 million residency in his Spanish bar to perform her numerous hits ala Celine and Adele at Vegas....
 
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Square Blob Cunt Face; The entire creation is VILE
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Another idiotic pearl of idiocy from Carol ... tbf it's not his music to face
No and thats why he's enjoying it, savouring every miserable moment!
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He can swear like a trooper!
How many times can he shout "Cunt" in one minute followed up by punching holes in plasterboard and breaking windows.
The piéce de resistance is hurling a 50inch television over ten yards.
Mummy has overseen his training sessions at the Shitty Shack for some time now of course
 
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100% total knobhead
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OhSoShite
Sounds and looks like an ohso scam to get people to sign up to it so they have follower numbers on the books make it look successful so when they go pitching for business they can claim we've so amount of clients. Scamming cunts
 
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A REAL Therapist might but not the charlatans who dish out her Mentawl 'Elf Cerstifikits, the Get Out of Jail Free cards she goes through like a runaway train.
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it says the owner is part of a social media marketing firm(would not be surprised if it was the same one Ryan is linked with)
I'd have thought an appointment at Blow and Go with Kenneth would be more along skanky's line, particularly as she is trying to ingratiate herself with the Benidorm cast/crew or attempting to snare Derren Litten . (Bet he's hiding in a cave up in the mountains to avoid the thing!)
Does she not realise they don't make the show any longer so grovelling for a cameo role is not going to achieve anything?
 
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