Katie Price #270 She can't sing, She can't dance, and she's got the body of spongebob square pants!

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I wondered if it was one of Vanessa Feltz daughters
I still think it's Katona's daughter with a few 'red herrings' thrown in like 'well respected'. Many of the clues fit.

I don't think it's Feltz, her daughters seem very close to her
 
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I still think it's Katona's daughter with a few 'red herrings' thrown in like 'well respected'. Many of the clues fit.

I don't think it's Feltz, her daughters seem very close to her
It put me off she said everyone loved her mum (who loves KK? ) also to my knowledge Kerry hasn’t really had any proper work for a good few years and isn’t really on TV that much
 
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Love this!!! I’m so grateful for my life and my husband and kids and family i wouldn’t trade it for any amount of money
I feel sorry for people like KP because they will never know true love, their narcissistic ways always win.
 
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It put me off she said everyone loved her mum (who loves KK? ) also to my knowledge Kerry hasn’t really had any proper work for a good few years and isn’t really on TV that much
I think she could be referring to the goodwill that Kerry got when she was in I'm A Celeb and around the time of her marriage to Brian, before her goodwill plummeted.
I can't stand KK she is horrible
 
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I totally understand, my ACE score is 7. I also ended up with fibro, I also have M.E and have had very fluctuating mental health over the years. I was alienated from my dad from the age of 3 and it fucks you up. Kieran does not deserve this, those children definitely don’t deserve this and that skanky bitch should be in jail. She probably won’t, she always seems to get away with everything and when Kieran eventually gets the kids back she will be shouting from the rooftops about how he stole them from her
 
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What we need is a devout Krustie with a large library of ‘in the wild’ photos to step up to the mark and plant a real-life face onto every absurd filtered to fuck face Skank disguises herself with and puts onto her insta, OF, FB and red-tops.

You know who you are, don’t hide behind any paltry excuses like husbands, children, jobs or any other similar wastes of time, we need you, and we need you NOW.

Those poor Irish are going to be gutted when she turns up and is no more than a scruffy, short-arsed, middle-aged woman in a wig, false teeth, and a lumpy scarred face rigid with pancake.
 
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Chevrolet,
The Sun are still digging at it after Slapgate. It wouldn't take much
I still think it's Katona's daughter with a few 'red herrings' thrown in like 'well respected'. Many of the clues fit.

I don't think it's Feltz, her daughters seem very close to her
i think it could be Esther Ranzen. one of her daughters had ME when she was a teen and she went on and on about it in the press for years. Constant interviews then nothing after she came of age.
 
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Or Miracle

Or Ryan MiraCole
 
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I follow her on Instagram and she seems quite close to her kids. Although she lives in the US now so doesn't see them a lot.
One of Trisha’s daughter’s spoke out about her mother not being there when she needed her as she was too busy sorting others problems out on her chat show. Trisha’s daughter also spoke about her struggles with alcohol and drugs.
 
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Gotta get my hands on a ticket.. like who isn't just desperate to meet Katie Fuckin Price.. to heckle and throw great big fat goose eggs at it
https://giphy.com/1tfc6IAOl1tW8I8kHO
I was going to suggest a trip
I couldn’t remember her name but I remember watching that. She took her daughter out of school and dragged her abroad to care for her after her cosmetic surgeries. On one episode her daughter (Georgia?) begged to be allowed to go to school but she made her go with her. She had the baby Papaya with Simon Jordan so she could get money from him because I think she had financial problems…….. Remind you of anyone .
 
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I remember her on cbb, and she seemed sweet but dim. She had very severe body dysmorphia and was very plastic surgery problematic too.
Remind you of anyone...
 
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over the shoulder, boulder holders.... i havnt heard that saying ( for a bra ) for a long time ,
When I worked for the Cown-sill in a picturesque town called Gravesend, I had a really nice figure with large boobs and the men that worked there said they should phone the Medway Sling Company for support!
 
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They're not great names, but compared to some celebrities they're positively normal.

*cough*NickCannon*cough*
 
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Some down at heel nightspot in Ireland?
How much would they pay her for that?
The travel costs alone for her and her entourage would dwarf any fee?
Will she tell the tax man?
Surely travel and accommodation would be covered by the venue? It's pretty standard - I were her agent, I'd make sure it was in the contract.
 
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