Still laughing and must say absolutely gobsmacked she has this Panto gig, not that I think she’ll do it, anyway just conducted a bit sleuthing before I call it a day tonight. Oh my found a classic proper review of her previous performance in Panto. Posted one earlier by a dissatisfied member of the audience but this is a critics review. The reviewer loved the show and praised the rest of the cast, then they came to Skanky
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Skank is so much worse in every aspect of her life now and this is how bad she was in 2015…that mean girl in me kinda wants to see this happen in a weird way, it will a catastrophe, can you imagine the reviews
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Anyway, read this and weep (tears of laughter
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) Surprise surprise she didn’t even complete the full run, what are these Panto producers playing at….
At the top of the bill is TV personality Katie Price as the evil fairy 'Malevolence' (it appears 'Maleficent' was copyrighted...). Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Every time she set foot on the stage, I found myself cringing into my seat at her excessive pouting and smouldering which was all Katie, and no 'Malevolence'. The good news is, she was able to make a joke about herself and her many books, marriages and Page 3 career, but that's really about it. She didn't know any of the choreography her fellow cast mates knew thoroughly; she just swayed from side-to-side during the dance numbers, and when she did attempt to follow the odd dance move, she just looked so uncomfortable. Futhermore, her 'singing' was all mimed - and badly too. I can't even say if it was her pre-recorded voice or someone else's... She lip-synced her way through 'Black
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The role of 'Malevolence' will be taken over by Anita Dobson from 28th December, and while I can't guarantee she'll be any better than Price, she certainly couldn't be much worse, so maybe wait until then to see this panto!
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