"Awwww yeah cors Iye luvs yer dunn Iye?" it says looking at its hideous visage in that mirror framed with grubby pompoms'Have you always liked me? Go on, be honest...'
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Do her legs actually ever close or are they open 24/7 just in case a new egg stumbles across it?
I was going to mention the presence of pricks in this photo too but I don't think it necessary