Change that to "Ten green tampons hanging from her minge"10 green bottles hanging from her minge.pissing meself here.
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Ding dong Bell Skanky in the well who put her in Big old skinkboy dim.
Or "There were ten narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said roll over, roll over. They all rolled over and Carl fell out. I called The Sun and the journo said, no more narcs, humping in the bed!" Now there were 9 narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said, roll over..." I wish my son would sing this ...his monkeys version is shit!Can we do a count down to the BH running to the theme of 10 green bottles?
Thank you, and thanks to all of you that loved my little magazine, wanna read it myself, looks hilarious insideOh @SmillieKylie, you just keep outdoing yourself...! When do you go into publication...? Brilliant.
Now do come back and report please.Oh these stories just get better and better.... There's also a video of Batnan telling someone about when she first found out about KH cheating on her...
Worse for wear Katie Price hurls insults at 'old' DJ during pub outing
Katie Price has reportedly been subject to more heartbreak after discovering Kieran had 'sent text messages' to a girl from her horse school, Pony Club.www.dailymail.co.uk
Katie Price pulls out of TV show launch at last minute due to mystery illness
The model and businesswoman was forced to pull out of the launch of her new television show at the last minute, leaving husband Kieran Hayler to stand in. Read more on Closercloseronline.co.uk
That's my reading sorted for this afternoon...!
So lovely Kylie,gorgeous man.Thank you, and thanks to all of you that loved my little magazine, wanna read it myself, looks hilarious insideFelt many of us, if not all of us felt real sadness at the untimely loss of Paul O’Grady yesterday, such a lovely, kind, generous and boy was he a very funny man, taken too soon. Also his love for animals shone through him, razor sharp and hysterically cutting as an act, but underneath the act a man of true compassion, he was the best in so many ways. Thought I’d try and cheer us up with a laugh at her expense, always good for the soul that. What will Issue 3 bring
Has she forgotten the time she slagged them off then...? It was only two years ago...!!!Back when she had a normal-sized mouth and relatively normal dentures! Why would they have her back now, she can hardly speak and needs to lick her big downturned trout mouth every 5 seconds, who wants to watch that.
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Makes me fucking sick with her fucking lies,lies,lies.Fuck off then fuck off again.Has she forgotten the time she slagged them off then...? It was only two years ago...!!!
'I performed like a seal': Katie Price slams Loose Women for bringing her on show during hard time | Daily Mail Online
Phoebe, IF KFP was in bed with 9 others, with the size of her tit's, it must have been one almighty large bed. Her & her tits would need at least a king size bed all on their own.Or "There were ten narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said roll over, roll over. They all rolled over and Carl fell out. I called The Sun and the journo said, no more narcs, humping in the bed!" Now there were 9 narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said, roll over..." I wish my son would sing this ...his monkeys version is shit!
Perhaps she had a crib side of her bed so if turning over she could out her gigantic tits in there.Phoebe, IF KFP was in bed with 9 others, with the size of her tit's, it must have been one almighty large bed. Her & her tits would need at least a king size bed all on their own.
Sorry but a seal has more personality,charm and intelligence.Has she forgotten the time she slagged them off then...? It was only two years ago...!!!
'I performed like a seal': Katie Price slams Loose Women for bringing her on show during hard time | Daily Mail Online
So ITV are to blame for making her go on Loose WomenHas she forgotten the time she slagged them off then...? It was only two years ago...!!!
'I performed like a seal': Katie Price slams Loose Women for bringing her on show during hard time | Daily Mail Online
and her mental health, dont forget.I don’t know why he bothers.We know that they continually lie.And they can’t even keep their lies straight.This week they are supposed to be together aren’t they?Is this for the benefit of the BH?
She and Philth Schofield could get a gig together on ITV somewhere?So ITV are to blame for making her go on Loose Women
They smell extremely fishy apparently. Quite appropriate then....Sorry but a seal has more personality,charm and intelligence.
Remember he was her 'svengali' in those awful tacky itv reality shows. He was really fascinated by her big norksCould be her brother Danny, he is rarely pictured with her any more, he never manages a mention on KP's IG
Those diseased lips and the constant licking makes me feel quite ill. She should not be on tv, she is GROTESQUE.Wow!! It could been seen as self harm how awful.
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