Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead!

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well, we now know she charges £30 for an autograph dont we
 
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Interesting that Helena mentioned upthread about her body shaming her exes.
I seem to distinctly remember her always (and predictably) claiming that they were lacking in the male appendage department.
Imagine if a bloke who’d ‘done the deed’ with her, after she’d shown him the gates of hell every night with that rancid maw proclaimed that she had a fanny like the proverbial wizard’s sleeve?!
 
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How about the local papers? They might be interested, especially if the local authorities and political parties aren't interested.
 
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I'm 40 and we had a prom lol left May 1999 and we certainly weren't the first year to have one x
Indeed, little me had a prom in 1994, think it all started after 80s films like Pretty in Pink, us kids all watched those films and we all wanted to re-enact those teenage USA 80s movies, i loved PIP reckon that’s how it all began, and now it’s a ‘thing’ over here

Even though I was a goth/indie girl, being Indian I got my Mum to buy me the pinkest of Sari-dresses (think she loved me going very Indian and girly instead of my all black outfits) must admit I turned a few heads (ego ego ego) eeeeek don’t I sound like Skank….it‘s a fine line we tread
 
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The DVD table could actually be quite quirky and interesting if they were actually encased properly in resin so you had an even surface.
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OMG I love Saris! I love how Indian women of all ages and shapes and sizes wear them and because they are so pretty they look gorgeous on anyone!
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View attachment 2042716All I see is when I look at her name on the wall is KATIE PRICK
It's like if Changing Rooms was done by toddlers!
 
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Double standards!
 
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Wizards sleeve?
Decorators paste bucket more like.
 
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You don't sound like Skank because she's 45 and trying to act like a teen still. I'm sure you did look stunning, nothing wrong with girls getting dressed up and showing off a bit when they're young, tis the natural order of things. ( Someone should send Skank the memo!)
 
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Even the silicone strip to fix the dress in position can’t keep them incased
After her last surgery she supposedly said she was 99% happy with her body and the only thing she still wanted to fix was her nose, yet she has just had yet another boob job. She has a very warped idea of what a woman supposedly should look like. And considering she had weight loss surgery not that long ago she is clearly piling on the weight again.
 
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Yeah, it's become quite an issue in some parts of the US (such as La La Land) because of the number of non diabetics who are taking it have meant a shortage for people who actually need it. Disgusting really that people are just too lazy to actually diet and exercise. And once you stop taking it the weight comes back anyway.
 
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I’m a red blooded male and I can honestly say I don’t find these even remotely attractive. I just don’t understand the mental health situation of any bloke that wants to go anywhere near her. It has to be either sheer desperation or they’re incredibly stupid and just want to prove something. I’d say SB is the latter.
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Forget the bolt on boobs, she is shapeless ... Plus she goes such an odd shape when she gains weight on holiday due to all the lipo ... The skinny filter can't hide her pot belly[/QUOTE]
 
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So apparently it’s the paps fault she’s been banned from driving so many times. Blaming everyone else again instead of taking responsibility for her actions
The paps' fault - and also the magistrate (?) who "had it in for her."
 
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Speaking of the MM and skanks TV comeback the latest viewing figures are a fucking giggle and these are filtered to only include C4 and it's not good for skank but a fucking giggle. 37th in the table and thats just for C4.
 
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