Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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Everyone ,

A terrible thing has happened. Iโ€™m late to the party, I know. Watching MM2. In MM1 KP had the same flamingo lamp as me. Iโ€™ve just seen that she also two other items that I have in my house.

Should I burn my house down and get a lobotomy or what ?
Donโ€™t tell me youโ€™ve got the Barbie wall?? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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If her tits were emptied of silicone and filled back up with helium, would she take off??? I think thereโ€™s
already probably 30% helium in them now, thatโ€™s why theyโ€™re the same height as her shoulders. Add another 70% and she might just slowly lift off and drift into space as we all watch and wave her goodbye. Please, take a moment to picture the scene. Wouldnโ€™t that be ace?? Lmao. I think someoneโ€™s put something in my bacca ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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I'm still suspicious Stan ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” your cooking is just to damned good!!!
We need to keep a close eye on our resident ` Chef ` ... come Guru @Stan Butler๐Ÿค” .... he maybe deflecting with all his delicious creations, in order to fool, blind us, some ` me included ` want marriage ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

.... got a feeling he may soon start blabbing ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ showing his true intentions ๐Ÿง .....

` I use ta lik kate, great tits, respect her as a business genius ... you cant deny she`s a brilliant mum to harvebear and the other 4 kids :rolleyes: ` ..... but recently, after I was a long time lurker, here lurking a long time, but not a fan anymore ... jus lurking

Im thinking everything gone wrong in her life is due to ` PETE YA bleep ` ... her bad boob jobs, fucked up surgery boatrace is all down to ` PETE YA bleep ` .... ` Mexicans with balaclavas ` is ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault ... her doomed relationships all the fault of ` PETE YA bleep ` .... Keiron, all her x`s moving on with a happy life ` PETE YA CUNTS FAULT ` ...... ` PETE YA bleep .... PETE YA bleep ` ..... war in Ukraine ( bless em ) .... ` PETE YA bleep ` ..... Global warming ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ ` PETE YA bleep ` .... cost of living crisis ๐Ÿ‘‰ ` PETE YA bleep ` ... shortage of tomatoes ` PETE YA bleep `

I'm watching Stan very closely, claims he has not made Lemon meringue in years ... Hmmmmmmmmmm... very smooth ..... ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault .... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ... Im watching YOU Butler ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ
 
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We need to keep a close eye on our resident ` Chef ` ... come Guru @Stan Butler๐Ÿค” .... he maybe deflecting with all his delicious creations, in order to fool, blind us, some ` me included ` want marriage ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

.... got a feeling he may soon start blabbing ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ showing his true intentions ๐Ÿง .....

` I use ta lik kate, great tits, respect her as a business genius ... you cant deny she`s a brilliant mum to harvebear and the other 4 kids :rolleyes: ` ..... but recently, after I was a long time lurker, here lurking a long time, but not a fan anymore ... jus lurking

Im thinking everything gone wrong in her life is due to ` PETE YA bleep ` ... her bad boob jobs, fucked up surgery boatrace is all down to ` PETE YA bleep ` .... ` Mexicans with balaclavas ` is ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault ... her doomed relationships all the fault of ` PETE YA bleep ` .... Keiron, all her x`s moving on with a happy life ` PETE YA CUNTS FAULT ` ...... ` PETE YA bleep .... PETE YA bleep ` ..... war in Ukraine ( bless em ) .... ` PETE YA bleep ` ..... Global warming ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ ` PETE YA bleep ` .... cost of living crisis ๐Ÿ‘‰ ` PETE YA bleep ` ... shortage of tomatoes ` PETE YA bleep `

I'm watching Stan very closely, claims he has not made Lemon meringue in years ... Hmmmmmmmmmmv... very smooth ..... ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault .... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ... Im watching YOU Butler ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ
You spotted my subliminal messages in my posts then will have to be more devious were your concerned Anna,,, I've managed to turn a few to the dark side but can see i must try harder with you. ๐Ÿ˜˜
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We should be so lucky.
Did I read somewhere that Blade will only attack people wearing black?
If this is true, then I can see a flaw in her security arrangements.I have though of a cunning plan.Just wear pink.That way, KP thinks you are a fan, and Blade just accepts you as the norm.
Only feisty goths may have a problem.
( looks at Crowbag).
 
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Did I read somewhere that Blade will only attack people wearing black?
If this is true, then I can see a flaw in her security arrangements.I have though of a cunning plan.Just wear pink.That way, KP thinks you are a fan, and Blade just accepts you as the norm.
Only feisty goths may have a problem.
Thankfully I don't have to deliver to skank, I wear a balaclava under my crash helmet, that would freak
out the dog and also Blade,
 
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Looks ace again Stan. But instead of โ€˜I love Katโ€™ it should say โ€˜I need gravyโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Did have gravy on mine PT,, but that was for the old neighbour across from me his wifes gone to London for a couple of days sent her the picture so she knows he's eating (last time she went away he lived on crisps, biscuits and chocolate. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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Everyone ,

A terrible thing has happened. Iโ€™m late to the party, I know. Watching MM2. In MM1 KP had the same flamingo lamp as me. Iโ€™ve just seen that she also two other items that I have in my house.

Should I burn my house down and get a lobotomy or what ?
You need to get some home furnishing treatment asap . I prescribe a trip to John Lewis with a side order of another high end furniture shop. You should in the short term avoid the range / B&M , home bargains and any glittery/ pink or โ€œ on trendโ€ items for at least 8 weeks to ensure the more tasteful items get a chance to permeate . Should you relapse only one item is allowed to remain, gmfollieibg a strict one in/ one out rule. Itโ€™s tough love urban bunny , cruel to be kind, weโ€™ve all got your back ๐Ÿ’‹
 
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Loving the evening wear crocs..I also notice that Grant is (slowly but surely)trying to escape.
Another week and he will have made it to Switzerland.
 
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Did I read somewhere that Blade will only attack people wearing black?
If this is true, then I can see a flaw in her security arrangements.I have though of a cunning plan.Just wear pink.That way, KP thinks you are a fan, and Blade just accepts you as the norm.
Only feisty goths may have a problem.
( looks at Crowbag).
My hair is pink so that would get through security whilst the rest of me is wrestling with Blade.
 
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