Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky

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That’s my favourite scene
 
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Good suggestion Liar Liar.

I was thinking a couple of plastic jelly molds or empty Lucazade bottles with straws attached to my skull that son could glue on?

BTW, love the term mentalist.

Reminds me of that episode of 'Alan Partridge' when Alan met his biggest fan. Recall him taking Alan to his house he shared with his mum (obs) and revealed a tattoo of Alan on his chest that he'd fainted 14 times whilst it was being done. Alan managed to fight him off and escape by breathing scotch egg breath in his face and ran off screaming 'you're a complete mentalist'. Aha! Your honour I rest my case!

Sorry if I'm repeating myself, bloody dog stood on my phone when I was in full flow!
 
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Well your fault - you've requisitioned his nail clippers for your face lift!
 
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Well your fault - you've requisitioned his nail clippers for your face lift!
Good point!

Doing my own grooming of Dudley (dog) tomorrow after I come round from my facelift with a home grooming kit I got from Ebay.

I might stick some of the fur on my upperlip to resemble Pwiceys moustache (mind you he is ginger but what the hell) and send the rest to Pwicey to make a new wig.
 
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OMG I just googled ladyboys...up comes pics of full naked ladyboys and they got the boobs and willie's out in full graphic detail with some using sex toys
Damn Google search

Fucking Hell!

Don't Google that seriously. I won't forget that in a hurry
 
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Oh my comment was aimed at the fact she was watching H & M documentary
 
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I leave that pic for tonight I need to recover lol.

Damn I won't forget that in a hurry

Back later
 
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OMFG im creased on here this afternoon you and your ladyboy search and @BigBlue2018 with her home facelift the images in my head atm
 
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Omg you poor thing - we had that happen on the Lauren thread looking for Oddbod and his sink moment - it was errm yes. I'll say no more...
 
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Those teeth are hideous!View attachment 474872
Go look at the DM thread on the new look - someone suggested we don't need lighthouses any more - just put these teeth round the British Isles!

Oh my comment was aimed at the fact she was watching H & M documentary
Ooh - twas early for me all I saw was Junior/trolling... never mind, no harm done!

Omg you poor thing - we had that happen on the Lauren thread looking for Oddbod and his sink moment - it was errm yes. I'll say no more...
It was the blokes who think it is sexy to stand there in maybe a ripped vest bounding their knobs up and down that actually made me laugh.
 
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Looks like Cole’s sis is preggers....
Is it common knowledge then that’s Carl’s sister is pregnant? I just went to have a nose but her Insta is on private or could it be a ‘I’m going to be an Auntie’ scan photo hence why dum n dummer are ‘so happy’
 
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Is it common knowledge then that’s Carl’s sister is pregnant? I just went to have a nose but her Insta is on private or could it be a ‘I’m going to be an Auntie’ scan photo
Yes there was a pic on here earlier and some msgs on her ig - one from Pricey herself.

Looks like Cole’s sis is preggers....
 
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