Katie Price #239 nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, Batnan!

[SmillieKylie]

A picture of our favourite top modewls lumpy face in all its glory ... 2021 ... always been a stunner, its not filters folks, all about the pose ... admittedly, she is slightly better looking than her attempt at 'Steak & Chips' was

Wow Skank’s face is bad, really bumpy and lumpy in that photo, and there are a handful of Incels out there spilling their seed over her on OF and sending her DM’s for a date, cos she’s a stunner, 25 years in the game, and she’s still got it….might as well be having a Tommy Tank over a cobbled street

 

[karma4klattie]

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No wonder she's leaning to her left, that big bastard is pulling her over. (monob0Ob coming along nicely!).

 

[WillowTree21]

Let's not forget this is a woman who went swimming in a hotel pool shortly after surgery with stitches still in! As you say it's a wonder she hasn't contracted some nasty infection before now.

Yes, in Turkey. more than once, I was more shocked that she went into a pool,( that other people would be using), with open, oozing scars/sores. Utterly disgusting. Not only should open wounds be kept dry, should certainly not be sunbathing or swimming. The hotel must have known & should have kindly requested she cover up & get out of the pool. If I had been a guest, I would have complained to management & given her piece of my mind.
She never follows correct medical advice - well, ANY advice. It will be her demise I believe.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

That surely must have been painful? But if it’s off it’s face, she won’t feel anything

I broke my arm badly at the start of Covid, so they still put me up for surgery as they classed it as 'deformed' and it would have been disabling to let it heal wrong. I was waiting around for surgery and I'd seen 3 anaesthetist people who all ask you the same questions about whether you're OK with being knocked out, whether you've had reactions etc, so I was fully prepared to be knocked out.
Finally, when I got to surgery and on the table ( last person that day) the anaesthetist said 'Do you want to be awake, it would be easier for us' .....I was shocked. No way did I want to be awake for 2 hours whilst they drilled into my bones and screwed pins in I had to decline that offer!

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Agree with you Tomkat. The photos of the facelift surgery are shocking and I'm sure would not be allowed in the UK. I've worked with a photographer who has filmed in theatre in the UK and the requirements he had to adhere to were extensive. Hygiene and the safety of the patient is paramount.

Also IMHO I think it's kind off irrelevant which surgeon she uses however. She clearly doesn't follow post operative advice. She should be wearing a support bra for 6 to 8 weeks, not parading around in a bikini. One of the implants has clearly 'slipped'.

Any normal person would adhere religiously to advice for the best outcome but not her. She knows best but winges and moans when things go wrong.

If she gets this mess sorted on the NHS I'll be raging when people are missing critical procedures due to staff shortages and financial issues.

Totally agree with you Blue. I firmly believe that if you have gone abroad for cut-price surgery and it goes tits up then the NHS should not be asked to sort it out. The patient should be firmly told to go back to where it the work was done to get it sorted.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

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I want to say they've used this pic as a pisstake. But she will have signed it off won't she? Has she allowed this to be used in an attempt to help her get out of court? I can't go to court. I'm not well. Look, how bad the surgery turned out? The media are exploiting me. Look at the bad pics they're using. It's all terrible for my mental health. I don't know what's going on. Everyone's using me. I need to spend weeks & weeks in the priory.... blah blah blah

 

[tracey3871]

Anyone


Anyone here watched the movie The Great Escape starring Steve McQueen? The scene when he uses the motorbike to escape the fence. I can see one of her tits on a bike trying to get away from the other one!

I am rooting for the Big Tit ... hope it escapes & finds a new life ...

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Jesus Christ! I’ve got second hand embarrassment for her! Why the duck would you want pics of your wonky tits plastered everywhere? They look absolutely horrific! I bloody love it though! The Skank in all her botched, disfigured glory, out there forever now for all to see! Woo hoo!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Kipper could start selling these ... definitely fit with her 'brand' ... Seksy knickers for your trotters ... she could modewl them herself ... pointy toe pose be perfect ... they even have bondage style ones for when she wants to play at Batnan again

Are they those bunion straighteners you can buy to fix crooked toes?

 

[tracey3871]

I want to say they've used this pic as a pisstake. But she will have signed it off won't she? Has she allowed this to be used in an attempt to help her get out of court? I can't go to court. I'm not well. Look, how bad the surgery turned out? The media are exploiting me. Look at the bad pics they're using. It's all terrible for my mental health. I don't know what's going on. Everyone's using me. I need to spend weeks & weeks in the priory.... blah blah blah

I dont think she chose the pic or was paid for it ... that picture is already in the public domain ... I would imagine that the only 'exclusive' will be a few sentences from Kipper in the 'article' ... I think the media take the piss out her a lot, big droopy tit or not she looks God awful all over in that picture ... the state of her hair for a start !

Are they those bunion straighteners you can buy to fix crooked toes?

They just appeared in a joke page on FB as foot underwear

 

[The Duchess]

I want to say they've used this pic as a pisstake. But she will have signed it off won't she? Has she allowed this to be used in an attempt to help her get out of court? I can't go to court. I'm not well. Look, how bad the surgery turned out? The media are exploiting me. Look at the bad pics they're using. It's all terrible for my mental health. I don't know what's going on. Everyone's using me. I need to spend weeks & weeks in the priory.... blah blah blah

Actually that wouldnt suprise me, thats probably her plan because there is no way you would show those off looking like that, she’s probably photoshopping it bigger there is probably nothing even wrong with it but were now told its ‘fuming’ because they are ‘wonky’ (but last week or two she loved them and the usual more confident tit) and will have to “rush back to Belgium for corrective surgery” but really she doesn’t need corrective surgery so she will get a few pictures outside the clinic and then stay in a hotel for a few days and ‘coincidentally’ this will happen when the BH is as thats the ‘only date’ the surgeon is available . I wouldnt be suprised at all! It could have slipped or it could be ok, you cant believe a word she says, she’s crazy!

 

[tracey3871]

Actually that wouldnt suprise me, thats probably her plan because there is no way you would show those off looking like that, she’s probably photoshopping it bigger there is probably nothing even wrong with it but were now told its ‘fuming’ because they are ‘wonky’ and will have to “rush back to Belgium for corrective surgery” but really she doesn’t need corrective surgery so she will get a few pictures outside the clinic and then stay in a hotel for a few days and ‘coincidentally’ this will happen when the BH is as thats the ‘only date’ the surgeon is available . I wouldnt be suprised at all!

I think that she would have to prove that any surgery was urgent and necessary to the BH court though - they wont just take her word for that or any other excuse she might try to get out of attending

 

[The Duchess]

I think that she would have to prove that any surgery was urgent and necessary to the BH court though - they wont just take her word for that or any other excuse she might try to get out of attending

yeah thats the only thing she would need something in writing from either the clinic or hospital in the UK, we will have to wait and see…

 

[tracey3871]

New defence Idea for Kipper ... they do come up with some absolute crap dont they ...

 

[life’s a car crash]

Totally agree with you Blue. I firmly believe that if you have gone abroad for cut-price surgery and it goes tits up then the NHS should not be asked to sort it out. The patient should be firmly told to go back to where it the work was done to get it sorted.

I’m sure they would only remove the implant not correct it. When the French implant scandal happened there were more than a few pissed if at the nhs as they said they would remove only and not replace the implant.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Her latest pointless Facebook post has got me raging Yup, she's the best pet owner in the world NOT. In her case the bleeping pics would be reversed!
She really is absolutely dead in every single way of any feeling, empathy, compassion for any animal or human.

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

 

[SewerGrapes]

Sadly yes it is Webby. I remember when she had it done. She was anesthetized/sedated but conscious and talking/slurring. There were about half a dozen pics and a video if I remember correctly. She's bleeping insane...

It's a gruesome pic - she looks like a dead heifer with tongue lolling about, and the vet doing an autopsy to check for (BSE) Mad Cow Disease!

 

[life’s a car crash]

Actually that wouldnt suprise me, thats probably her plan because there is no way you would show those off looking like that, she’s probably photoshopping it bigger there is probably nothing even wrong with it but were now told its ‘fuming’ because they are ‘wonky’ (but last week or two she loved them and the usual more confident tit) and will have to “rush back to Belgium for corrective surgery” but really she doesn’t need corrective surgery so she will get a few pictures outside the clinic and then stay in a hotel for a few days and ‘coincidentally’ this will happen when the BH is as thats the ‘only date’ the surgeon is available . I wouldnt be suprised at all! It could have slipped or it could be ok, you cant believe a word she says, she’s crazy!

Surely she would only be excused for emergency surgery and not elective

 

[BigBlue2018]

you can tell there definitely was a woo hoo and a fist pump this is it and the same one (2019) its always been wonky since then. (Also looks like she has about 20 packets of extensions on her head aswell )
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The thing I don't understand in my addled brain is that all of this -
bad surgery;
scarring;
ruining her face;
bankruptcy;
loss of custody of her children;
3 failed marriages;
numerous criminal offences/appearances in court/criminal record (yet still not jailed); restraining orders;
guilty of revenge porn;
reporting people to the police with 'allegations';
drink/drug driving;
bullying and harassment etc... sure there more...

...are all someone else's fault and she's a victim?!

KATIE PRICE. THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING AND YOURS ALONE. NO ONE ELSE IS TO BLAME BUT YOU! YOU'VE DONE IT TO YOURSELF, YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FAMILY GOD HELP THEM. YET ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY.