Katie Price #228 Ashes to ashes, Flying monkeys. We know KFP is a junkie

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Jeez.............Kippa's gonna go offffff on one now he's said they both have 50/50 custody. I think the other posters earlier are correct - she is doing her damndest to get the kids to slag off Michelle and find anything she can pick up on that will ensure she has 'dirt' on them - for no other reason than her own revenge for daring move on and have a decent life. I think its the lowest of low and just proves that she doesn't give a flying duck about her kids - only herself. She needs teaching a lesson - she is not above the law. Peter clearly found a way to keep the eldest two with him full time and I am hoping the same will happen with KH. I suspect there is no smoke without fire - but I do really hope that it is just KP being her usual spiteful nasty self and that the allegations are exactly that.
Can you imagine what's she's like in these CP meetings? Just like she was in the mediation clip, an arrogant, indifferent, mouthy, vile slag, not giving a tit! If I were in meetings with SS and other professionals, I'd be absolutely shitting myself. She's a vile piece of turd, duck me do I dislike her
 
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I reckon all this show and all the people she's involving is purely to try to retain the MM, then she'll hand the kids back, start wangling a new egg behind Cole's back and when she's got one she'll boot him out, belittle him and threaten to expose him.

But the MAIN AIM is to hang onto the MM and she'll screw over anyone who stands in her way.
I think you could be right as the BH is coming up in Feb 23 she will say she needs a roof over her head for the kids

I laughed more than I should have at that, you're so correct! Hey, even Ted Bundy saved a small child from drowning at one point, putting his own life at risk.
OMG hilarious and bloody spot on i had a look back at her old crazy life videos shes beyond vile and still is
 
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So...it "promised" to release the video if there was another false story printed about it?

OK bleep...here you go...release away

"Oh Kate you are such a naturally beautiful woman. Classy, kind, generous, talented and above all else a great mother"

I am vomiting crying as I type this
 
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I think you could be right as the BH is coming up in Feb 23 she will say she needs a roof over her head for the kids
She doesn’t need 6/11 bedrooms and I believe that the MM has been handed back to mortgage company
Do we know if she has been paying mortgage and arrears?
Cloud chaser said she has not been paying trustees
 
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LOOOOL I’ve got visions of an angry mob of Lycra-clad women running riot now 🤭 Just how many of them did that dastardly PT reel in ffs 🤣
This is actually a scene from series 2 "The Duped Women of Kieran - Gussets Under Attack"

I,m 67 ,if I throw a pot of rice pudding at my 2yr old grandson, video it and show the women in my local, do you reckon I could pull?
God yeah...throw 2 pots and you're guaranteed a blowie
 
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I just had a thought, when was the Winter Wonderland visit, before or after 11/11? If you remember B seemed to have a black eye/bruised face then so I wonder if that and the 'abuse' are related?
If so there's no way in the world kp could have kept that quiet, she'd be shouting it from the rooftops with glee. Look what that witch did to my child etc.

Now it's been suggested I'm sure her acolytes will pounce on it as fact.
 
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It really does seem like some weird porno type village where everyone is lusting after the young handsome personal trainer and throwing their knickers at him! In my experience as a former persona trainer this is NOT what happens! Most people who have a trainer tend to be older as i's expensive and young people generally can't afford it. Most male trainers would NOT dabble with any of heir clients either as it's extremely unprofessional and can lead to you getting fired. Yes I do know one who was sleeping with one of his clients but they were both unattached so no problem. I find it hard to believe he would be shagging several of them at the same time, especially in a fairly small village!
The other thing I don't understand is if this abuse was serious enough for the kids to be taken away why wasn't MP questioned by the police over i? I'm sure KP would have made sure everyone knew about it if she had been. All of the suspicion seems to be directed at KH. It doesn't make any sense, neither does giving the kids to their mother if they were taken away given her chequered history!
It totally reads like a jilly cooper novel
 
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Who is they? And how do you know ‘they’ are accurate?
I don't think KH would be so silly to do this - it's opening a minefield of legal issues. He would be far better making a statement which I understand he has already done, albeit reported by a redtop.

I also wanted to address the 'released on Police Bail' This doesn't mean that he has done anything wrong. Often people brought in for questioning are released on bail to protect them just as much as the accuser. I've seen it many times before - the Custody Sergeant will say these bail conditions are set to protect you just as much as the accuser.

And I think he would be very wise to stay well away from her: she is deranged and will do everything in her power to damage KH, MP, and, sadly J&B.
 
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I don’t understand the tik tok ban. It must be something specific she’s done as there’s plenty people show their kids (whether right or wrong) - Kim Kardashian is one. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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great point
Spot on shes text book narcissist ok for her to do what she wants but nobody else can wouldnt suprise me if she started this tit in a narc rage over SB IG post she cant lash out at him or PA so as usual its her kick dog KH and MP as no doubt she still seething from the court case about her HO shes a bleeping nasty evil dangerous bit of work who thinks shes above the law as up to now all shes got is a slap on her wrists and the lies she tells are off the damn scale
 
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I suspect that Kipper is currently in the grip of narcissitic rage - I can tell you from experience that that is far beyond normal anger, they have little if any control during it ...
The last couple of weeks with my abusive ex I witnessed the worst narc meltdown I’ve ever seen. I’d already decided I was leaving as I’ve mentioned here before, I decided that about six weeks before I left. About two weeks before I left for good (and I only went back this time because police wouldn’t listen or believe me and threatened me with arrest if I didn’t go home, it was the first weekend of lockdown).

Id woken up to witness something with his child. A form of abuse. But done in such a way that questioning, even by professionals, wouldn’t have resulted in a disclosure. You really had to be involved long term, for the niggles and questions over the child’s strange behaviour. What I saw I knew what I’d seen.

He must’ve known that I couldn’t ignore this like I did when he abused me. Panic set in. I have never seen anything like it. I can’t remember if I said I was leaving or he threw me out. But I knew it was about to go nuclear when he did something he’d never done - he rang my friend. Normally he avoided them at all costs and just isolated me.

. He started telling my friend I was nuts etc. my friend could hear me screaming and going nuts in the background. He obviously thought how I was acting would make her believe what he was saying. I have mental health issues. But my friend has known me all her life. She didn’t miss a beat and said “What have you done to make T behave like that? She isn’t doing that for no reason”. He hung the phone up. He was stuttering. Then he rang her back and accused me of being some sort of pedophile. He said there was evidence on my laptop as I had been looking at teenage pornography (I hadn’t, and it was him who insisted on porn, the page he was referring to was pornhubs front page with “teen” in the title of some of the videos, which he used my laptop).

Then he hung up again and sent her a video (which the police weren’t interested in and she still has incase they ever are) completely contradicting himself and making it absolutely undeniable that I was telling the truth. Then rang her again. She didn’t miss a beat again and said “How can that be possible when you just told me you weren’t even awake?” He said something else contradictory and again she said “But how would you know if you were asleep? You literally just told me you were “flat out asleep”.

The result was like something I’ve only ever seen in drug addicts when they get given that injection to bring them out of OD, or are in the throes of withdrawal. He started sweating, shaking, he couldn’t string a sentence together it was just jumbled words. He had absolutely no control over his own body.

My point with this story, is to illustrate that KP is doing exactly the same. Accusing Kieran and Michelle of exactly what she is. SHE is the cheating addict. SHE is the one who had damaged those children. SHE is the liar. SHE is the one where there is evidence of her abuse. SHE will sink as low as she thinks she needs to despite how well we know her behaviour history, and habits.
 
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I would love to see the old bleep arrested when she returns if she really is on holiday, but I seriously doubt anything will actually happen.

The one good bit of news is her ban from tiktok, this will really piss her off and make her furious as her income will decrease.

I would like to see her reduced to standing on a street corner touting for business.
Katie Price new products, dropping soon:

GENTLE MUM BATH BOMBS.
‘The perfect gift for the ex partners new woman. Guaranteed thrush every time.
Kipper has shares in Canestan fanny cream and pessaries 😂🤮😂
 
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that begs the question how did she get the video ( IF it exsists ) and no one else can ?
Because it's a "magic" video...only if you BELIEVE can you see the evil Phantom Flan Flinger in action...if you don't BELIEVE, all you will see is a blank screen...and all you will hear is the beautiful melody sung by the angels "Hi Gut Chew" followed by "Harry Kane"...our beloved Skanky's tribute to the Hinglund Captin innit....

I need a lie down...I am on one today
 
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I don't think Edna is the wun wot rote the IG post because :
a) Her spelling is as bad but not quite as bad as Skankys'
b} She is too busy looking after AFP at the moment.
c) There are no ums in the post.

Do we all think that 2023 is going to be another good year for KP?
This one has been a cracker, hasn't it?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 For a no drama 2022 its been anything but ffs
 
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Spot on shes text book narcissist ok for her to do what she wants but nobody else can wouldnt suprise me if she started this tit in a narc rage over SB IG post she cant lash out at him or PA so as usual its her kick dog KH and MP as no doubt she still seething from the court case about her HO shes a bleeping nasty evil dangerous bit of work who thinks shes above the law as up to now all shes got is a slap on her wrists and the lies she tells are off the damn scale
Until she faces some form of serious punishment for all her carry on nothing will ever change. As far as shes concerned, she's untouchable. Look at the community service she was supposed to complete. What happened to that?
 
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Until she faces some form of serious punishment for all her carry on nothing will ever change. As far as shes concerned, she's untouchable. Look at the community service she was supposed to complete. What happened to that?
To be fair she did the UK, Vegas, rancid parts of Thailand and the Sking resorts community service by homing the best fella she’s ever aaaaad, the slug brained boss eyed front line worker of 2022. Wooohooo!
 
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Aye I bet she has the absolute gobshite. Hope her day job doesn't involve making statements as she's tit at it, as demonstrated by KFPs stories.
I don't believe SFP wrote those statements...she never once mentioned her kid going to hospital, how ill he is (Strep A will be the next IG drama) or how tired she is.
 
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