Katie Price #228 Ashes to ashes, Flying monkeys. We know KFP is a junkie

[Seesaw]

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So it's OK for Kipper to have a food fight

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So it's OK for Kipper to have a food fight

I remember watching the dirty bleep laughing like a nutter when Junior ran into a wall, thought it was hilarious

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

She’s no stranger to food being thrown

Didn't see your post

 

[karma4klattie]

Trying to keep up. And failing! Years ago, there was a big melee on Twitter with Neville, Claire P’s ex, having a full-on meltdown about Pete ya bleep. I got drawn into that. Loads of flying monkey accounts. The wording and tone is identical in today’s posts. And on the KH thread. Is it possible she’s just engineered a story on here just to give her an excuse for not returning the children after contact? That family does have form for that sort of thing. And the arrogant ignorance is really telling. Social workers can’t remove children. Courts have to order it. An emergency protection order. Social workers will be there during removals. With the police. All this and the paranoia about people going through her bins? It’s really uncomfortable. Together with the Cole Woods voice note thing. I’m actually quite frightened for those children. I’m not a social worker. But someone in my family was very senior for many years. Kipper seems really unhinged.

Edited to add that the principal flying monkey on Twitter back in the day was ‘theprioryawaits’. Kind of funny in retrospect.

I reckon all this show and all the people she's involving is purely to try to retain the MM, then she'll hand the kids back, start wangling a new egg behind Cole's back and when she's got one she'll boot him out, belittle him and threaten to expose him.

But the MAIN AIM is to hang onto the MM and she'll screw over anyone who stands in her way.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I
QUOTE="Stapleyourtongue, post: 13017589, member: 136143"]
So it's OK for Kipper to have a food fight

I remember watching the dirty bleep laughing like a nutter when Junior ran into a wall, thought it was hilarious
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And in a house she didn't own

 

[Seesaw]

Had a thought, could kipper be 'away' with her potato head sister? I'm still not convinced the dirty bleep has gone anywhere.
I've not had time to catch-up

 

[Minty_socks]

i know,it drives me mad, the hate for skanky is understandable and deserved after her own behaviour and lack of control,morals or sense of duty,but all michelle has done ( as far as we know) is be with kieron.

Price seems to forget a crucial detail, without Michelle and Emily too, where would those kids be? She sees them as possessions, and acts like a spoilt child who has had their favourite doll taken away. That's the difference. The fathers bring them up with stability, in a nurturing environment. She reminds me of the evil queen in snow white, all her mirrors must be magic going by the state of it! She simply cannot accept much prettier women, with no gruesome unnecessary surgeries are having an input in her kids lives.

 

[Supercatmummy]

Ha ha made me chuckle one of the comments in DM "eyebrows by Sharpie".

The bleep of a women needs stringing up or locking up for a very long time. Always put your children first it's never about me me me once you give birth. I would die for my boys.

 

[mrspig99]

I just had a thought, when was the Winter Wonderland visit, before or after 11/11? If you remember B seemed to have a black eye/bruised face then so I wonder if that and the 'abuse' are related?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Thats an old picture with that coloured hair. More deflection. I bet they are holed up in that trampy mansion.

Probably packing up because they are being evicted, brought Jett and Bunny in to help

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

And while I’m on skanky one how come you quick to post about your ex and how things have been misinterpreted but allow yourself to post what happened /hasn’t happened but you never once posted that cole never hit you, you allowed that one to spiral didn’t you, oh all your little fans golf clapping you saying she couldn’t while it was a open case but here she is posting about something purely to stir the pot you really are a spiteful bitter old woman.

great point

 

[Danglyweed]

But, Carol is her ching teacher ... She has chingd for donkey years

fixed that for you tracey

 

[Alex_Jones]

I don't think Edna is the wun wot rote the IG post because :
a) Her spelling is as bad but not quite as bad as Skankys'
b} She is too busy looking after AFP at the moment.
c) There are no ums in the post.

Do we all think that 2023 is going to be another good year for KP?
This one has been a cracker, hasn't it?

Edna is still attempting to ascertain why her husband was sniffing the white stuff off Kippers oversized chebbs, whilst looking for Kippers nips. All a bit awkward really while Ye Olde Iron Lung Lil has gone tits up whilst hiding Price’s bankruptcy fund.

 

[helptheaged]

I just had a thought, when was the Winter Wonderland visit, before or after 11/11? If you remember B seemed to have a black eye/bruised face then so I wonder if that and the 'abuse' are related?

They went to winter wonderland in the 17th

 

[okdo2022]

How is she paying for all these holidays?

 

[PoopooKaKa]

They went to winter wonderland in the 17th

No bruise on Bunny's face in a cooking video on the 14th

 

[Minty_socks]

Ha ha made me chuckle one of the comments in DM "eyebrows by Sharpie".

The bleep of a women needs stringing up or locking up for a very long time. Always put your children first it's never about me me me once you give birth. I would die for my boys.

Remember when she used to go on about Princess being a really ugly baby? I found that an astonishing thing to say.

How is she paying for all these holidays?

Something we would all like to know!

 

[mrspig99]

That played as a movie scene in my mind , I could even see the pissed off at Brenda face .



Apparently Kieran lives in Carry On in the Village, where these Lycra clad women are like a young Barbara Windsor, all giggly with cleavage on full blast and flirting with KH as if he was Sid James. Of course sensible Katie is really just Hattie Jaques trying to bring some calm to the village.

It really does seem like some weird porno type village where everyone is lusting after the young handsome personal trainer and throwing their knickers at him! In my experience as a former persona trainer this is NOT what happens! Most people who have a trainer tend to be older as i's expensive and young people generally can't afford it. Most male trainers would NOT dabble with any of heir clients either as it's extremely unprofessional and can lead to you getting fired. Yes I do know one who was sleeping with one of his clients but they were both unattached so no problem. I find it hard to believe he would be shagging several of them at the same time, especially in a fairly small village!
The other thing I don't understand is if this abuse was serious enough for the kids to be taken away why wasn't MP questioned by the police over i? I'm sure KP would have made sure everyone knew about it if she had been. All of the suspicion seems to be directed at KH. It doesn't make any sense, neither does giving the kids to their mother if they were taken away given her chequered history!

 

[BettyBrooks]

Perhaps she’s thinking ‘FFS what’s my fecking sister done now’!

 

[kirajodie]

I reckon all this show and all the people she's involving is purely to try to retain the MM, then she'll hand the kids back, start wangling a new egg behind Cole's back and when she's got one she'll boot him out, belittle him and threaten to expose him.

But the MAIN AIM is to hang onto the MM and she'll screw over anyone who stands in her way.

Yep agree but also to get revenge for the restraining order breach.. I think it really eats into her, I also think she did ,for 5 mins, think she might have been going to jail. From her own mouth when she walked out court after the original RO case, "I didn't do anything wrong. " shes been biding her time and putting this in place, she wants revenge

 

[life’s a car crash]

I don't think Edna is the wun wot rote the IG post because :
a) Her spelling is as bad but not quite as bad as Skankys'
b} She is too busy looking after AFP at the moment.
c) There are no ums in the post.

Do we all think that 2023 is going to be another good year for KP?
This one has been a cracker, hasn't it?

And there’s still a few weeks left. What could go wrong ?