Stay tuned for the next bollocks installment of deflection gate were skank and sink boy reunite,,
Skank " i had the kids but i couldn't drive, mum was ill Mr PP was busy with work and Sophie the source had problems with Alberts health so i rang Carl the one my rock the hero"
SB " when Katie rang and asked for my help i had to because i'm such a loyal loving family orientated top notch geezer who loves them kids like my own"
Skank " the last few weeks having Carl the one my rock the hero driving and taking care of me and the kids i realised what a fool i'd been"
SB " yer me and dolly talked she apologized and i realised how much i still loved her and how much i missed being a father figure to the kids"
Skank " i asked Carl the one my rock the hero if we could give it another go, he agreed and were fucking off on holiday without the kids, because our love and spiritual connection can't be destroyed by my ex's and those tattler cunts"
SB "yer what dolly said"