No its one of those big indelible marker pens people use to write on moving-house boxes
Poor Simon. No wonder he's got that haunted look about him now
or this - they're about the same size
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I see he shonky "agents" scored the grifters this excellent gig then
How can they call this
A FAMILY? For a start take one look at Sinky's face because he is despising the thing more with every second he has to go along with this farce, pretending to be "A Family", to like her poor bloody kids and even the coup de grâce - to like her! Are the Sun taking the piss with their comment "Flashing huge smiles"?
I dunno about her elbowing Him after Christmas (just when he's grifted her loadsa pressies) - it looks like he is going to spontaneously combust long before then
Bring it on!!!!