This just in from our reporter Juanita Minge
KATIE PRICE DIAGNOSIS
The world woke up this morning to the shocking news that top glamour model, reality star, to name only two of her talents, has been diagnosed with C.U.N.T
Katie, 57, had this to say "Oh my God, sew eyve ownlee bin dyhanosed wiv C.U.N.T aint eye? Pete you bleep. Eye sore ashtags an hevryfing an dats when eye went mentil Keeeerun you wanka. Eye wanna fank owl me fans, Brenda what works at da chippy an Creepy Kev what follows me rand da gardin centa four owl der support"
Katie, 63, has "arksed four pryvassy" until she can think of something else make further statements.
C.U.N.T stands for Completely Unlikeable Narcissistic twit and as of yet, there is no cure, but symptoms can be relieved by 75 holidays in any one year.
We reached out to Katie's reps for a further comment but she doesn't have any no one was available.