Katie Price #21 Gobble Gobble Pwicey Hobble

[DC16]

And Marco commented on the Sun, re the tv program:

That is so funny. If The Sun actually did some research they would know you won't be accepted to do that job with multiple criminal convictions. Especially with DUI's. "DR10 convictions will not be accepted less than 11 years of the conviction date" And the dream died.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

This is my comment on The Scum fairytale. I can't even be bothered to pull that article to bits. She is just boring now. The media is boring. Anyone who gives her any platform is boring

 

[tacheovale]

This story is now also getting brutal reviews on The Sun as well. Everyone knows they have gone away illegally breaking lockdown rules. I think the public are now fed up with them, we are all making sacrifices and they are treating the general public as idiots and as thick as them.

"Skin like leather and a minge like a dropped lasagna"

This comment is the winner for me so far

 

[Pom Bear]

One for @Pom Bear


She’s definitely a yolker for sure

Here you are lol xx.

 

[BigMavis]

Am I the only person alive who thinks it would great if she trained as a paramedic? Don't answer that.
She needs direction, now if she disappeared off to pursue this I wouldn't complain. Also there is fuck all chance of her attending to me in that role due to my location but the rest of you bitches can take your chances

 

[Norfolking Good]

I love how the Sun seem to have mistaken a week long first aid course for full paramedic training only a slight difference between a 3 yr degree including placements to that. I don’t think she’d even pass the interview or DBS let alone the training.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I don‘t usually comment on these threads but the way Katie whores out Harvey on her social media and now on television makes me feel very uncomfortable. Harvey isn’t able to make his own decisions or say whether or not he feels comfortable with her using him in this way, and it feels as though she is exploiting him for her own gain. Though you probably all already know this, but it’s so very wrong and its a shame his Dad isn’t involved to step in and put a stop it.

 

[Cunderthunt]

Here's the problem as I see it....a tabloid journalist isn't likely to do a hatchet job on Pricey, because as baffling as it is, she makes money for the red tops with the constant churn of stories, and they dont want to turn off that particular faucet with print media facing such difficult times.

That leaves someone from a broadsheet, or the Guardian. I can't see anyone from one of those papers doing an exposé, because she simply doesn't feature on the radar of the majority of their readership, and besides that doing a takedown of Katie Price is hardly the journalistic scoop of the century is it.

Thirdly, I believe it would have to be a female journalist to take her down. The likes of Piers Morgan won't accuse her of being a liar and a grifter, because he'll just be accused of being a sexist man bullying and jealous of a 'self made' successful female businesswoman blah blah blah.

One other thing - the kids. Pricey uses her kids, and especially Harvey, as human shields. As long as she can continue to pull the wool over everyones eyes, pretending to be a great mum providing for her kids etc, she's untouchable, no journalist will want to be seen to be taking food out of those kids mouths.

Lastly, as ridiculous as it sounds, and as much as it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth to say it, Pricey hasn't really done that much wrong to warrant a detailed exposé Now hang on a minute, before you all lynch me for saying that, hear me out. Although we all find skankyflaps to be a thoroughly tasteless, odious individual, a terrible mother, and above all else a complete liar and fantasist, are her transgressions really that grave? She's conned some creditors out of money, a bit of revenge porn, and a few other bits and bobs, but the sad fact is there are other people who have done far far worse, who the journalists will focus on.

As abhorrent as I find cancel culture, Pricey is one individual I would like to see cancelled at the earliest opportunity and with extreme prejudice. Alas, I cant see that happening any time soon. But look on the bright side, at least it'll give us tattlers something to talk about for a little while longer!

I think she has actually done terrible things, yes.

Exposes are often based on a big reveal of the truth, and as far as the public are concerned, Pwicey is a dedicated mother.

She treats Harvey badly. She trains him to misbehave and swear for attention, and posts private videos and images of him that will lead him to getting picked on (such as wetting himself). His privacy is invaded, his dignity is stripped, and he is used by Katie as a pawn to further her anti-free-speech, anti-accountability "trolling" campaigns. Harvey is shoved from pillar to post, has been looked after by a squadron of carers, Katie's mum, and a residential home. He has no stability or consistency. She has lost custody of her other children to their dads. She has a revolving door of unvetted rent-a-dicks in her home.

Her pets keep dying brutal, unexplained deaths.

She has hoovered her fortune up her nose due to her use of cocaine. She has lied about so many things.

Some celebrities will get exposed for saying the wrong word 10 years ago. Katie has done far more than most, yet she seems untouchable.

 

[265]

Welcome to #21

Congrats to I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles for the thread title.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...and-yet-more-scams-on-instagram.14893/page-50

In the last thread we were discussing "That Letter" and "Those video's on Carwashe's Phone"

Also with Valentines day coming, what will the love birds be up to?

Carry on People

 

[Katie8ee]

Hi Katie don't they all buy followers though?
I never could understand brands supporting that,but some of them must turn a blind eye.

Hello! It's all to do with consistency of engagement for brands. If your buying followers here and there it looks like a slow acceleration and if your likes and comments rise in line then the tools are being used correctly. People like KP buy the followers but don't do anything with them it's just bulking out the top line following number. You can pay for fake followers that write comments, likes etc and if you really have the cash you can pay for accounts that have profile pictures etc so look really authentic.

Most of the zelebs use the bargain basement version hence why you notice a lot of and as that's just bots.KP is a good (terrible) example as for instance in the last thirty days she has gained 76,000 "followers" but has only averaged 48K likes per post and 1499 comments so the new follow count doesn't reflect the engagement.

It's all very interesting but mostly amazing after so many years how absolutely shit they are at social media.

So does that explain why they advertise unknown dodgy crap? No reputable business would use them because of low engagement?

Exactly! A company like carfume paying you a couple hundred quid don't really care about your integrity or engagement as they usually go for what hot right now such as people just put of reality shows.

 

[Moog77]

Ooh look someone's mentioned that it looks like hh on the pr IG and they've broken lockdown rules...

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Ok, I will try and remember and screenshot stuff again. Let’s see if she announces which charity, but I won’t hold my breath, as they still haven’t mentioned about the charity for the hair raffle!

She needs a gaming license to run raffles. But I'm sure she has 1. She wouldn't do it illegally surely . And it must be an offence to say you're donating to charity & then not do it. Because you've obtained people's money by deception. Maybe we should arrange to have it all looked into?

 

[JakeM]

I can’t wait for these delightful outfits to appear on deplop..

Her eyes in that first photo. Probably the worst facelift result that I’ve ever seen.

 

[Uppompey]

For those feeling disheartened regarding Katie not being properly exposed by the press, it helps to take a step back and recognise that the bankruptcy court will have no such qualms, and that we are really watching a medium term car crash here. Nothing adds up, taken in the round, and whilst there will undoubtedly be more drama, endless Sun headlines and further exploitation of her disabled son, it will all, in the end, end badly, and the truth will out. Keep faith!

 

[DC16]

Found it, they have gone back to that Henelle Hall place, exactly the same!

 

[BigBlue2018]

Announcing new TV Programmes left, right and center. Back on 'Loose Women', 'Stephs Packed Lunch' roving reporter, 'Paramedic Epic' and second episode of the 'Harvey and Me' documentary. Not forgetting the Netfix Film of her life and the stage musical.

She reminds me of Alan Partridge when he was desperate to get a second series with the BBC and came up with ridiculous programme ideas. Mind you the 'Cooking In Prison' could potentially be a goer?

 

[liar liar]

Hello people! Unchartered territory here feel like I'm in someone else's house on this thread Bubbles asked me to have a look at the Social Blade engagement stats for KP and her current beau so here we go!

Katie has an engagement of 2.02% averaging 1499 comments and 48,402 in the last thirty days across all posts. This is based on her current total of 2,469,890 followers (almost at 2.5mil which is often a pay day milestone brand wise)

Interestingly Carl has a higher engagement rating of 2.72% though he only averages 135.5 comments and 3518.55 likes over the past thirty days. So it's probably KP Slater's/haters/fornicaters who are looking at his account as a byproduct of following her. (As we have with Big Loz and Oddbod over in the Lauren Goodger thread)

Katie has a big number of new followers daily (up to 7500) which I think is suspicious as it's so consistent so there probably is an element of buying them to keep her number over 2 million. Carl is definitely buying followers as three times in the last thirty days he has had exactly 306 new followers in one day. I mean, at least try not to be so blatant.*sigh*

Another thing that is very apparent from the graphs is that Sep/Oct time her engagement started to dip way way down all the way through December. Don't mean to be a cycnic but suddenly she's pushing very kid centric content and what would you know January has shown a steady increase.

Hope this wasn't too number/jargon heavy and gave you some fodder to fuel your annoyance

Edited to attach the graph of last year it's only the top graph which is calibrated, the others with straight lines aren't consistent

Ooh interesting stuff - ty for doing that. This buying followers lark is pathetic - just another self-lie about popularity. Can you imagine 7,500 people thinking 'Oh I must join KP as a follower today'...

 

[tacheovale]

Actually taking Harvey out for a walk and obviously told him everything to say

Have to say, putting aside my utter hatred for Pwicey momentarily, really nice to see Harvey out for a walk and getting some fresh air and exercise. It'll do him the world of good and give him some energy.

When all's said and done, I hope to see more of this, the lad deserves so much better, would be nice to see him get in shape, lose a bit of weight and get fitter. He sems like such a good natured, kind soul when he's portrayed in this light.

(Maybe the video is his carer taking him to Tesco? Part of learning to be independent? I do fear however that he's being taken there for more pre-packaged sandwiches and family sized cakes)

 

[tacheovale]

Nobody can call her out, that is what Katie depends on, she knows no one will challenge her because whoever tries too will be on the dole queue on Monday.

This is what I find so baffling.

Sainted Katie Pwice is literally infallible, she's practically immune to criticism.

Yet, in spite of that, she's still managed to completely fuck everything up in her life.

She's gone from estimated £45m fortune, living in a mansion, luxury cars, swimming pool etc, to living in a shitty little rented Barratt Box located on the glide path to Stansted Airport!!!

She's a complete and utter fuck up in every single aspect of her life, and yet she still goes around as if her shit doesn't stink!

 

[Lucid30]

Another Irish program tonight

Great more shite in tomorrow’s the scum etc

I just thought I’d post these of that fern make up crap artist. Thought you all could do with a little cheer