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Katie Price #206 Upstaged by the death of beloved Queen, face it KP is a despised hasbeen.
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Its a photo gallery for munters who delude themselves into thinking the are both relevant and SEKSI.She has contoured(or filtered
) her cheeks and chin so much they look like she has a beard...then there's the customary Botox shadow moustache
I thought only fans was for sexy photos, not fancy dress
Not so happy for the horses that get her company for ten minutes
They are sensitive creatures that don't appreciate that screeching gorgon barging in bellowing at them about
"Fuckin' mess youse mayd in ere innit!. Oi Cole! Fetch yer shitshovel naaaah!""
Its opening for me too. Perhaps those hideous photos of skanky have offended your machine to the degree its had a meltdown??
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I don't think it was an ear infection she just prompted Harvey to say that
the second one was going to be a student night and some people threatened to protest it
So it’s happening, it’s happening, excited the girls on Tat,
All them Krusties are looking now on the internet,
All gonna buy a new Hat,
She knows he is the only man who will not jilt her,
When he looks at her it’s through the eyes of a filter , So they’re gonna all live happy ever after
With horses cats and dogs, and every night she will be cooking for 5 happy sprogs,
So they’ll all be living together in their refurbed house
It had to be a Shotgun wedding
You can’t testify against your spouse,
Well the next thing to decide is the wedding list,
Who hasn’t Skanky upset , when she’s been bleeding pissed,
She knows he is the only man who will not be funny,
He knows where she’s hidden all the money
Every week will be a honeymoon,
We’ll always be abroad,
Have to find someone to look after the kids where we don’t pay bed and board
So I’m cured, I’ve really got over my traumas, I’ve met the perfect man,
I’ll support everything we do
With my income from onlyfans,
So give me a break I’m not on the take,
I’m honest can’t you see? And if things ever go tits up
I can make money from Harvey
So you are all invited to my do , event of the year don’t you know?
The stories How I recovered from my traumas ,
In ok and hello
You’ll read about it in the sun daily star and mail
If I resist the temptation
To end up in bleeding jail
All them Krusties are looking now on the internet,
All gonna buy a new Hat,
She knows he is the only man who will not jilt her,
When he looks at her it’s through the eyes of a filter , So they’re gonna all live happy ever after
With horses cats and dogs, and every night she will be cooking for 5 happy sprogs,
So they’ll all be living together in their refurbed house
It had to be a Shotgun wedding
You can’t testify against your spouse,
Well the next thing to decide is the wedding list,
Who hasn’t Skanky upset , when she’s been bleeding pissed,
She knows he is the only man who will not be funny,
He knows where she’s hidden all the money
Every week will be a honeymoon,
We’ll always be abroad,
Have to find someone to look after the kids where we don’t pay bed and board
So I’m cured, I’ve really got over my traumas, I’ve met the perfect man,
I’ll support everything we do
With my income from onlyfans,
So give me a break I’m not on the take,
I’m honest can’t you see? And if things ever go tits up
I can make money from Harvey
So you are all invited to my do , event of the year don’t you know?
The stories How I recovered from my traumas ,
In ok and hello
You’ll read about it in the sun daily star and mail
If I resist the temptation
To end up in bleeding jail
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I was talking to my trainer today ... Horse riding instructor, also my friend ... She is a tit hot rider, better than I will ever be and a fantastic teacher .. I have more experience with handling difficult horses, particularly youngsters ... Anyway, I digress ... The main thing that you can give a horse is routine ... They are very routine creatures, just like people are and rely on this ... My boys are very settled & happy because they are in a routine... I am a huge part of that routine because it's me that handles them most of the time ... My older lad is 26, very secure with a big personality, he mostly ignores Or argues with me... My youngster is only 5, a baby, 2yrs together now & he gallops to the gate when I call him, is bouncy & naughty BUT very happy under saddle truthfully, despite thinking he is Shergar on occasion ... Because he feels safe & secure ... Kippers bullshit about her 'happy place' ... Same as with her children, she has no real conception of what that actually means... I very much doubt her horses gallop to her or show her who they really are ... Because, they don't actually know who she isIts a photo gallery for munters who delude themselves into thinking the are both relevant and SEKSI.
Not so happy for the horses that get her company for ten minutes
They are sensitive creatures that don't appreciate that screeching gorgon barging in bellowing at them about
"Fuckin' mess youse mayd in ere innit!. Oi Cole! Fetch yer shitshovel naaaah!""
Its opening for me too. Perhaps those hideous photos of skanky have offended your machine to the degree its had a meltdown??
Nah, she's bang tidy, well able to compete with twenty something models!
It's not that these poor guys have small penises, it's the cavanous void the size of Wooky Hole they were putting them in to.
Going up the cheddar gorge!ohhh nooo that is such a beautiful place, shouldn’t said that.
chucking a sausage down a sinkhole
Like putting your ding dong in a bucket filled with rotting maggot infested liver that's been out in the sun for three days.
You get a lot of boy racers going up Cheddar Gorge these days. She’d love it! Woohooo!
That's a very imaginative description StanLike putting your ding dong in a bucket filled with rotting maggot infested liver that's been out in the sun for three days.
Like opening the window and poking the night.
Just cutting up some raw heart, liver, lungs and kidneys for the dogs couldn't help thinking of skanks off cuts from its surgery.That's a very imaginative description Stan
Who mentioned JYY….
45 mins ago on her IG, said she was about to have a massage
100%, it's 'pillow face'. The more loose skin and wrinkles you have the more fillers or fat transfers you need and the fillers stretch the skin so you need more again.....it's a vicious cycle. You don't look younger you just look weird because the face just gets bigger and bigger in all dimensions and your eyes start to look smaller. Simon Cowell seemed to go down that route for a bit too and Courtney cox, massive cheeks and tiny little eyes
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I wonder how many court cases she has lost? I can count:
1. Alex Reid Revenge Porn.
2. Pete and Claire One.
3. Michelle Restraining Order.
4. Stable Girl.
5. Breaking Restraining Order.
6. Numerous Driving Offences.
Any more?
the moon boots would give her awayDo you think she’s tried to punt herself in the masked singer yet? Mind you would save them a costume- put her in with no filter and unplug the autotune and no one would guess would they
or cataracts,i think she has cataractsim sure she has an opposite of body dysmorphia, whereas people with body dysmorphia look in the mirror, and think they look awful, she looks in the mirror and thinks she looks wonderful and sexy..... either that or her magic mirror needs cleaning, or she needs to go to spec savers
Loooool OnlyBarney 
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The court of public opinion have found her guilty of being a nasty vindictive bullying lying drink and druggie bleep m''lurd.
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