My thoughts after a couple of extra turbulent days for KFP
She was spooked by the driving offence, which was meant to be dealt with remotely, becoming a bigger problem. I think that's why she sought the services of a new legal team, believing that she had been badly advised.
The new legal team took one look at the evidence - especially those two very important words...tell her...and they swiftly laid it out that everything would come out in the trial and that was best avoided. She must have HATED pleading guilty yesterday and it messes with her strapline, "never underestimate The Pricey". To be fair, she has dodged bullets that most of us lesser mortals would have been badly wounded by, so it's not unfathomable that she thinks she is invincible.
Today has been deflection of the highest order, even by her standards. I don't think she is deluded, I think she is dealing with her problems like she always has, lock them in a drawer and they will go away or one of her minions will deal with them. She is, after all, a model with years of experience and a wonderful mother of five.
I said yesterday that she will be shitting herself at the thought of going to prison but the more I think about it the more I don't think that to be the case. She will hate not being able to keep tabs on Sink Boy but she will see it as an opportunity to sell her story when she is released. How unfairly she was treated, they targeted her because of who she is and the bastards didn't take into account her profoundly disabled son who I exploit at every opportunity for my own monetary gain, her terminally ill mum who has been dying for the last five years and her overwhelming need to work to pay back her creditors - "mu lurd, why would I be traveling all over the country to do plaster classes and earning a just a few pennies - because I desperately want to pay back my creditors"
She will cite that she can't work her OnlyFans account which has the potential to make millions 20p a week at best and lament that the courts took away her chance of repaying her creditors by incarcerating her.
If I was her friend I would advise her to release a heartfelt public apology to MP and Dr E. Dump SB, remove the hair extensions and the comedy tits, be visible helping the community and donating time to local worthwhile causes, lay off the cosmetic surgery, stop exploiting HP, come off social media, and pray for a miracle