Katie Price #173 At real risk of being sent to the can, but who'll do my hair and rub in my fake tan?

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Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, they really made me smile. You're all very kind. We had a perfect day, absolutely lovely, filled with laughter and love.
And cake.
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I find it offensive and cruel when she does it to her eldest daughter. P is at the age where she needs her confidence building, not being demolished by her mother who only wants P to be seen with a face plastered in make-up and then filtered like a disguise. She's always been vile to P and P is too young and trusting to know it.
 
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Also filtered herself as a child and her father. Surprised KFP hasn’t followed suit yet…
Yeah, sillicunt, am sure she'll do the same with the latest la'sinkyjizzspawn too, they all think it's normal and acceptable, bloody awful.
 
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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
On the subject of trains .. what happened to the so called 8 part tv series harvey was “supposed” to have done?
 
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She only did it because she knew it would get her another day of headlines in the papers.
 
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On the subject of trains .. what happened to the so called 8 part tv series harvey was “supposed” to have done?
Didn't know he had been signed up for this. I was wondering about the free rail pass he was gifted after the BBC documentary (was it a 1 yr pass? I can't remember) - has he used it yet. I can't see KP accompanying him on his free journeys without monetising it even further by making a Youtube series, making it all about her again.
 
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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
Hes the same colour as the train seats! He used to coordinate clothing to industrial furnishing, now its his face
 
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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
That's brilliant! He looks so unhappy and also a bit like he's having an allergic reaction with swollen eyes, bless him.
 
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Agree I think Junior has wised up to KP's narcissicm but that Princess has not.
 
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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
Nearly cried laughing at this comment about Cole. He’s been tangoed!
 
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Well I got this weekend bang on Cotswold farm park and ride on a train. SB looks well excited! Although they are breaking the rules by having THREE dogs with them, maybe that’s why Captain is in a carrier, Buddy and Sid on the seats…also not allowed….
 

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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
Feel sorry for the poor sod.Hes stuck on a train with KP doing her “ Do you love it Harv, DO YOU HARVE” routine for at least an hour.
There’s so much filter going on he looks as if he’s been sandblasted.
I know he will never be popular enough to bring out his own doll,but, if it did, this would be the template.
 
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Wanky and Skanky are on a train ride with Harvey and the poor surviving dogs. He’s gone a funny shade of Orange and looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but there!
It's a good job his not on a boat otherwise he might turn a strange sink green loooool x.

 
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It baffles me how any self-respecting adult man can be alright about having filtered photos like that posted on social media, especially seeing as that when they originally got together he was vocal about hating filters.
 
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Is that really him on the train or did Pom filter, he looks sooo weird. Surely no one in their right mind would filter themselves to look like that and then post it online!
 
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