Katie Price #173 At real risk of being sent to the can, but who'll do my hair and rub in my fake tan?

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The only reason Harvey calls people cunts is because he has heard HER do it! My kids have never used that word ( or not in my hearing anyway, they wouldn't dare) but likewise they never heard it at home either. TBH I still don't like or use it personally. I'm no stranger to a well chosen
f bomb though, I'm no saint!
 
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Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
he looks rough and not as well groomed

considering she wants to be back to her so called Jordan weight/lose 3 stone and promotes diet products but has liposuction to remove excessive fat because she can't lose said weight her quote

she eats a lot of shite
 
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Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
What filter does SB have on him here??
He looks so bloody scruffy, like a young Albert Steptoe (showing my age )
 
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AP is like her daughter. She put Mr PP Fencing 1st, (10 year younger man), before Danny & KFP. Devoid of emotions AP is a control freak.
Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
They both look terrible. He looks P’d off and he’s got the cockatiel hair look. Her pictures heavily filtered and hair like string. Bet she was eating and talking at the same time, with her OTT loud, foghorn voice. Both are an utter mess, physically & mentally. The ‘dirt’ they have on each other must be shocking. She needs him as a driver. He’s trapped, until the court case, then god knows what will happen.
 
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Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
Haha look at the state of SB. Taking after skanky with unkempt hair
 
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Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
Why do the keys look more like it is in front of her and not him?
 
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I wish I could this post a million times @DC16
 
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We hadn’t had the ‘look what a great pet owner I am’ deflection. Wonder what’s next.

Curry night, think they are the only ones in the restaurant (her eating has probably driven them out) and she appears to be losing her nose in the filters
Hair looks a bit of a mess compared to an hour ago filming OF
Looks like SB has been busy at the sink. Looks knackered.
 
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I’ve heard KFP use the C word on many occasions in normal conversation. Same as Edna and ‘Arry. Mr PP Fencing has a potty mouth too. AFP doesn’t use bad language like them.
 
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I am surprised that she hasn't claimed that he has Turrettes ... she has claimed everything else without a diagnosis ...
 
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I haven’t messed with this one either .
what a bloody mess !

Is this filter called “ Morning after the night before Drag Act “
He's just the UK's biggest laughing stock along with his equally revolting Dolly!
It's so funny because he certainly hasn't gained the fame n admiration he'd hoped, instead everywhere I look someone is ripping the piss out of the pair of them.
He's dull as dishwater and I bet secretly Dolly is bored shitless of him.. he looks fed up (or he's just a boring cunt) probably both! and she looks like she's faking the happy persona
 
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Of course he has your so right

i love this site as i can vent off and not like skanky anything i say is not a lie or contradictory

people will see all these threads and think what shits of a troll we all are

i personally think this site has some very intelligent funny like minded people and i wish i joined long ago rather than hovering in the background
 
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he does look like he has had enough
Definitely looks like he has checked out. Probably been sitting around waiting for her all day, hair, filming, chauffeuring, now out for dinner as she probably won’t cook/he won’t eat the slop she serves up.
 
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