Katie Price #147 Put a tampon in your hair and let us see your underwear. Signed your only fan, Stan.

[wise after the event]

Shonky and Wonky’s big day has arrived. Shonkey will be dressed in a shiny Essex Wide Boy suit with rolled up sleeves, skin tight trousers, no socks and brown loafers. Wonkey will dress her Giant Haystack body and Phill and Grants in a pink Cinderella dress with her face looking like a Bulldog’s arse and hair like Dog the Bounty Hunter

i wonder if skanky will wear the blue tank lining coat and wanky will opt for a matching blue trigger suit

 

[SoftNutellayum]

She's in the car now, hair looking a right state already!

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Is she driving?

 

[Reversible Octopus]

He has the hallmark of a manipulator and an abuser. They are both as bad as each other and will no doubt, at some point, try to ruin each other.

He does. He is a walking talking red cock flag.

 

[tracey3871]

They are the tracksuit twins, both up to spin stories. And she did say it was make up, she posted a story on IG.


That’s permanent skin damage, that would take significant laser treatment and zero sun exposure to heal.

or in her case filters and heavy duty makeup ....

 

[wise after the event]

I’m surprised she hasn’t looked into selling her organs.

what do you think removing 2 ribs was all about,losing weight and a tasy bbq

 

[kourtneykool]

Think he's removed it, I'm not seeing it? And it must be an old pic, he's not sunburnt!

Still showing for me, just checked from my “normal” account. Very interesting…

 

[helptheaged]

So it was just a argument in the street hope the police have video evidence to prove it was more than that

Or as I said before he has a loophole and KP saying it was just a tiff would I be with him if I was scared of him

 

[bish..bashbosh]

Hope if CW is going to the same he takes advice and get a tux

No shit shirt

 

[SewerGrapes]

Hmmm

W0W - Sid's wearing his Turkey teef without any prompting!!

 

[helptheaged]

supposedly Harvey was living in his 'own' house to help him adjust to being away from KP in preparation for his move to college. I suspect the true story was that boyfriend of the year didn't want him in his immaculate house in case he smashed it up like he usually does with KP's rentals. I'm really surprised that seeing how Crawl seems quite house proud how on earth can he stand living with KP who is the total opposite?

Even in the holiday video CW case was on the sofa but it looked tidy hers was all over the floor

 

[SewerGrapes]

It’s ok! She’ll have a medical exemption certificate as none as long enough to fit over the airbags…..

...just a thought...
If she really has had her tits enlarged she'd have been advised not to wear a seat-belt across her chesticles.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Put a nork where her head should be

Another backside, cos she's got shit for brains.

 

[Rosiecosy]

It really is - given that there is no way the fake teef could even begin to tackle a corn on the cob

But at least they look nice.... oh wait!

 

[NoodleNips]

When she was in the jungle she said the eating trials were difficult cos of her teef. No idea how she can eat corn on the cob

Yes!! I remember that.

 

[klairklopp]

She's not wearing a seatbelt.

It’s ok! She’ll have a medical exemption certificate as none as long enough to fit over the airbags…..

 

[Bull***t Buster]

There is no way that barren old husk is going to get pregnant ever again!

God I hope not!

 

[Emlou80]

I did wonder whether people were getting confused with the last time she did that and how a 10 day stay would fit with the dates. I also wondered how it would have been kept quiet but also know that for his privacy the college and carers would not have leaked it. Skanky would also have kept it hush hush if it meant interrupting her holiday and showing the public and courts that she isn’t needed by anyone and really os the awful mother we all know her to be.

I’ll try and see if I can find the post again but annoyed I took a work call and lost the page

probably just a random getting confused but you never know

 

[LoolieVeeton]

wow ............those poor fish.....

Crying

 

[mrspig99]

Somebody has just posted on FB that Harvey was rushed into hospital 10 days ago

Well if he was he made a quick recovery because he did that catwalk thing two weeks ago didn't he? Somehow I don't think this is true.

 

[Spiderplant]

i think you have to declare anything if you have been found guilty and have a criminal record.but it does not automatically mean you will not be granted a esta(i am sure when my husband filled ours in it asked if you had been found guilty of anything)

It does ask, but I doubt it’s declared and they don’t do enough checks