Katie Price #147 Put a tampon in your hair and let us see your underwear. Signed your only fan, Stan.

[Dollylovesshoes]

Not seen Hampy for a while either, Dolly

Oh! perhaps Hampy has been working..she used pop in now and then didn’t she?

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I really hope the question is asked in court about how she got to Harvey’s house, because I doubt it was on foot

Woo the Rented H was staying just a short walk from Wankys house.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Speaking of which. Not seen our sausage rolled on here for ages

Foxy I posted while back about sausage roll.

 

[Pisspotshow]

I guess it won't stretch across Phil & Grant;

Legally she is surely obliged to buy a seat-belt extender like this?
Even a tight-wad like wanky could afford it to ensure the safety of 'Is Dolly seeing as its less than a fiver

Nah, she's hoping to go through the windscreen to improve her looks and shave an inch or three off Grant & Phil.

 

[Angelinatruthbomb]

I was told Cole thinks KP didn’t say anything to the police….

Whatever was said will surely now come out at the trial? Presumably though I would have thought he would have been supplied with all the evidence against him ahead of today’s hearing?

 

[Animallover2022]

I might be a bit late with this - but the Sun is definitely interested... top story on website
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That should say cowls a cock

 

[LoolieVeeton]

I'm not sure he'll have a criminal record. Given he's dressed casual, didn't even bother to wear a suit & she's in attendance too, I'm wondering if he's been advised the case is going to be dismissed and NOTHING will happen to him! He looks too arrogant & relaxed for my liking. Jeez I really really hope I'm wrong.

People don’t wear suits to a case like this. Honestly nobody does.

 

[SimonMccarthy]

Sentence suspended because the first judge told her to go to the priory? Mystery man driving the pink car etc

Sentence suspended because the first judge told her to go to the priory? Mystery man driving the pink car etc

none of those were thrown out, she still got sentenced for the pink car; failing to provide information which she received a ban for, roughly the dame if she had been convicted for drink driving. you are confusing technicality with leniency I think.

 

[bish..bashbosh]

whoever he is he wont get paid

Maybe he'll get a fake Rolex

 

[helptheaged]

Do you think they will back to MM so she can do CS and see her mum for Mother’s Day

 

[Miss Lola]

Could’ve just WhatsApped me and asked I’m sitting here like an idiot refreshing the page.
1) she turned up in a crumpled dirty hairy t-shirt thinking she’s the English version of Kim K with some idiotic visor thingy but she looks like the wish version instead…
2) as @Sertraline Queen confirms… they’re still weapons grade cunts

Thank you!

what on EARTH does she look like?!

 

[Rosiecosy]

lol I know most men don't tend to be too fussy....but omg, the thought of being intimate with her....I feel so bad saying that....but ugh. *shudders*

pheebs if you don't mind telling us, are you male or female? I know you have a wife so I thought you were a lesbian. Your message above has confused me (it's been a long day! ) It doesn't matter either way, just my curiosity!

 

[Sandyclaws]

Ffs I go on holiday that day 10 hours on a flight to Mexico I will need to buy the plane wifi

Hopefully it'll be worth it

 

[Ambrosie]

There is no way that barren old husk is going to get pregnant ever again!

I bloody hope not. She’ll just try for an exclusive with OK, even though it should be Social Services who should be sniffing around

 

[Reversible Octopus]

Next thread: #148 Slaggies man was in dock, lying to the cops; she’s now back on the stalk, sorry love, you're on the chop.

Am I too early? Am a noooooob.

 

[MitziAdele]

What is the white patch over one of her eyebrows

What a mess she is. That is not a good look

 

[wimble womble]

They break for lunch in court don’t they? Don’t they know we are all waiting? They really need to make an example of this nomark

It cant be taking that long surely.........it was only a shouting match in the street

 

[Foxtotty]

Are you sure you're not Bunnycuddles? That so sounds like something they would post, lol!

Nah, because she missed out the 'crying as I typed this' and the LOL LOL

 

[Pawpaw365]

My god she is looking so fat

Fat is a bit of a reach.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

If he was making monkey sounds outside Harvey’s house then wouldn’t this be a racial crime and aren’t they shithot on this sort of thing?

How would they prove that's what it was though? One person might think it sounded like a monkey sound, one person might not. I suspect that's why there were no racially aggravated charges.