Katie Price #147 Put a tampon in your hair and let us see your underwear. Signed your only fan, Stan.

[kourtneykool]

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm on page 8 and just saw Katie's pic in the sun x.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x

 

[Badirene]

Night night all, am going to try to get some sleep for tomorrows big event. Meanwhile enjoy Priceys newest erotica from Only Nans.

Spoiler: Warning very smutty smut

 

[Pom Bear]

T-shirt idea
I went out with Katie Price and all I got was a criminal record
@Pom

Here you are xx.

 

[Eureka]

Turning up for court in a t-shirt and pair of jeans....he doesn't give a shit at all does he.

Nice to see he has support from a member of Daft Punk though.

 

[Bipolar_Bear]

"Me trotters tho"

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Been lurking for a while, but that comment about her feet proper pissed me off enough to post.

She has been seen wearing high stiletto heels a few times since the accident, yet her feet are too damaged to stand and sort clothes in a charity shop or to chat to elderly people for a few hours? If it were actually the case she would be allowed to take breaks or do it sitting down anyway. How lazy do you have to be? But this is the woman who thinks having liposuction every few months is a realistic alternative to eating well and working out.

Get a grip, Katie! You may have mental health issues, but the sympathy runs dry when it becomes clear you are constantly using them to dodge accountability and continue your poor behaviour.

Now that's finally off my chest I'll retreat into the shadows again. I am not a big talker but I do have a good laugh reading everyone's posts here, so thanks for that.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

There is a young man called Cole,
Who's girlfriend sells pics of her hole,
They each have no money,
It will be very funny,
When they both end up on the dole.

 

[265]

Welcome to #147, well done to @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy for the winning title.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...irty-old-hag-you-belong-in-jail.28428/page-50

From the Pom Gallery.

Carry on.

 

[Account Suspended]

Ive been thinking very deeply about all this and after much deliberation meditation and contemplation I have come to my conclusion ........

Any 33 year old man who has his initials on his shorts is a cunt.

 

[ClivE]

“The pair have sparked rumours she's pregnant while they've been away.

Carl was earlier spotted tenderly stroking her stomach as they relaxed by the swimming pool at their complex.”

FUCK OFF!

my husband put his hand on my stomach last night in bed,i am praying to god i am not pregnant now(i am 57years old )

 

[klairklopp]

Sorry if this has been said already but I’ve only been to Tesco and the threads moved on at lightening speed. I was just reading an article in the mirror about them when I came across this stunning quote; “Although she looked fabulous while in Thailand, a source has revealed that the mum-of-five is feeling 'overweight' after her lavish holiday”. I’ll give a crisp ten pound note to anyone who can post a picture of her looking ‘fabulous’!

 

[woowoono2]

Shonky and Wonky’s big day has arrived. Shonkey will be dressed in a shiny Essex Wide Boy suit with rolled up sleeves, skin tight trousers, no socks and brown loafers. Wonkey will dress her Giant Haystack body and Phill and Grants in a pink Cinderella dress with her face looking like a Bulldog’s arse and hair like Dog the Bounty Hunter

 

[Minx103]

Haven't read since page 6 but just driven past Carl Woods. He was heading away from Little Canfield towards the M11 roundabout. Think he was alone.

 

[Baggins]

#148 Removing some ribs to make her look thinner..."stick 'em in a bag luv, they'll do for me dinner"

 

[Ekathrina]

So presumably the house he tried to gain entry to was Harvey’s place, which is where she legged it to after the altercation? Fancy going round to the house of a young person with disabilities and anxiety and banging merry hell out of the door in the middle of the night. That’s shameful behaviour. He really is human trash.
And she’s no better. I can’t for the life of me understand how she can even look at him let alone carry on a relationship with him.

 

[DC16]

I understand KP won't be going as she has to attend cs

 

[DC16]

It’s Colemass day.
I’m sure just like the real thing it will be a real let down and the untouchable tracksuit twins will be deflecting and smug as hell later . Unless, Judge Amanda Kelly has been reassigned to Colechester court today
So at the ready and get comfy

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Thank you 265! I have a feeling this thread will go like a speed train tomorrow, what with a certain someone about to get a criminal record. Mwahaha!

On another note… I see Boyson is fighting Danielle The Pringle Lloyds Ex in the celeb boxing match.

 

[WillowTree21]

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And this is the person who is frightened of water.... Jumping off a boat into the sea. Same as the phobia with needles. This creature is a compulsive LIAR.

20th April 2020Katie Price reveals phobia of water during Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins

 

[onthebuses]

Haha, the look on the female coppers face… she’s thinking “WTF is that?!”