Katie Price #142 Well done Harve you've done your bit, I'm on my hols and dont give a

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haha That's exactly the phrase your hubby needs to put on your banner. Failing that, we'll get Pom to do it. lol
 
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I believe KP was invited as the ‘jester’, the ‘outrage’, the ‘entertainment’. Maybe someone in her circle got her the gig.
when you’re ‘hired’ by these people (“we’ll pay to fly you out and put you up! Make it worth your while!”)
She was there as the wild card, I think. Probably suggested by someone who knows exactly what’s she’s like (anyone have the full guest list?).
Bit she got fucked too early, made a huge show of herself, instead of being entertaining, she made everyone uncomfortable and feel ill so was made to stay in her room the rest of the weekend.
Boris has shagged way more influential or ‘dangerous’ people than KP, I’ve no doubt, so even a scandal wouldn’t be a scandal if she did shag him.
I think she’s got dirt on Pier’s- cheating or drug use, and other stuff on other less vip people than BJ. I honestly think that’s why she hasn’t been ripped to shreds by the press, like Michael Hutchence was (PY and her mind play with Tigerlily sent him over the edge, but the British press took him apart!!!). They were ruthless- the press turned fully on them,and the drug world intimidated all the witnesses to stop them testifying. Not to protect MH and PY but to protect the rest of the celebrity drug circuit.
Something is afoot (and I hope it’s not Dane’s).
 
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I seriously wonder what she thinks when she looks in the mirror.. she can't be happy, but if I'd spent all that cash and went through numerous painful ops and still wasn't happy I'd tell myself that this just isn't working and stop it, not keep making myself look worse. She must be addicted to it.
Why is her stomach so unnaturally bumpy too
She cannot seriously think anything she has done now will be an improvement, its all downhill skank, your best years are well behind you.
Wish she would concentrate on her kids, ditch crawl and stay single and at least try to get a grip..
 
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I think this is the most realistic/believable take on the situation. RIP Hutch - KP wishes she had one iota of his talent and sex appeal.
 
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All I can say is WOO HOO, I love it! Don't you? My melons have never felt so carved. Thanks guys xxx
My take on the gym pictures... Who goes on holiday to spend time in the gym? The pair of them must be so bored! Haha. What a shame, nevermind eh?
 
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Has she been living in that green JYY (too small) track top… it’s been in just about every backgrid photo so far…
 
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I’m wondering if she’s had a full body lift? She doesn’t have the scarring for that though. That’s where the surgeon literally cuts a band of skin all around like a belt. They then pull the skin down from the top half, and up from the bottom half. Why is she even having tummy tucks or body lifts anyway!? They are for people with lots of excess skin. I had a body lift a few tears ago in Tunisia after losing lots of weight and having skin flapping about all over the place. It was a bit brutal and I got fat again so I needn’t have bothered, BUT this has resulted in me being a bit of a weird Weetabix shape like she is now! It’s like my fat cells didn’t know where to go, so to teach me a lesson they reproduced like never before and now all sit in my middle.
 
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I honestly don't think Piers is at all interested in her antics. He has much bigger fish to fry on the way of H and M. I doubt he would let someone as lowly as KP to silence him.
 
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Can you imagine being bored in Thailand?! They are utterly clueless! And have they never heard of sunscreen?!
 
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I just wish whoever is protecting her will be exposed for whatever they've done without her blackmail tactics continueing to work... Send the bitch down and ruin every avenue she has of making fast and fraudulent money.
 
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Boris does not go for Katie Price types - she has no dirt on him. I don’t think she is holding dirt on anyone - she can’t keep her mouth shut.

The press now take notice of the mental health card. They are terrified of her coming to harm and the finger being pointed at them - especially as she has four children etc. I honestly don’t think it is anything more complicated than that.
 
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'Although Lebedev’s parties have a reputation for excess, there was concern among some guests – the party also included the actress Joan Collins, pop star Pixie Lott, Johnson’s brother Leo and Marina Wheeler

One of Lebedev’s four-strong team of armed personal bodyguards, headed by an ex-SAS soldier, escorted Price from the dinner table. She was not seen again over the weekend.'

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'Other actors and celebrities who are regular guests at his home in central London, at Stud House on the Hampton Court estate, and in Italy include Elton John, Shirley Bassey, Elizabeth Hurley, Stephen Fry, Rupert Everett, Michael Gambon and Shirley Bassey. Peter Mandelson, who held numerous cabinet posts in Tony Blair’s government, accompanied by his partner Reinaldo da Silva, have also been visitors.'
 
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I can’t understand how KP still gets so much coverage in the media these days. Like what does she have to do to be cancelled?
Even after the drink driving, the court cases, the whole slapgate allegedly being faked with makeup etc.

Cole looks ready to get straight back on the plane. I’d love to know what his mates think of his life with KP….if he has any mates anymore that is.

He’s in his early 30’s looking bored shitless with a washed up Skanky Price. Got to be easier ways to make a living surely lol.
 
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Also, he has no mates anymore thanks to her!
 
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