Katie Price #142 Well done Harve you've done your bit, I'm on my hols and dont give a

[Peachsquish]

New thread, title by @Foxtotty
Rubbish at recap, but will try for a small bit feel free to add.
They've been in Thailand, he's spending his holiday squeezing her spots whilst she wants to sell her old implants. Harvey had his fashion show which she didn't attend.

Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy

She’s on the beg Think the devil would be interested in going into partnership with her. So many similar characteristics. Large teeth, cloven feet. Fierce & cruel. Arrogant & Self centred. A deceitful liar. No heart. Like's the heat, living in an inferno. Yes, a match made in hell.

tattle.life

 

[Yel]

All,

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Thanks

 

[Angelic37]

New thread, title by @Foxtotty
Rubbish at recap.

Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy

She’s on the beg Think the devil would be interested in going into partnership with her. So many similar characteristics. Large teeth, cloven feet. Fierce & cruel. Arrogant & Self centred. A deceitful liar. No heart. Like's the heat, living in an inferno. Yes, a match made in hell.

tattle.life

Thanks @Peachsquish! Well done @Foxtotty! I've requested the previous thread to be closed.

Quick recap, Skanky and Wanky went to Thailand, ate some food, drank some drinks, made the world's most boring YouTube video and scared children and animals with Skankys latest visage and shot putter body. Missed Harvey's catwalk show cos she's the best mum EVAH who sees him every weekend (once so far this year). Something may be amiss, posts are infrequent and Wanky still clearly loathes KP. Oh yeah, twattoos.

ETA she's planning on taking Harvey, who hates being crowded and loud noises, to the world's shittest and most dive-iest nightclub.

TL;DR more surgery to look uglier and fatter, looks close to death, given up any suggestion of mothering at all.

 

[BettyBrooks]

So she’s planning on taking Harvey to a nightclub - madness

 

[Joanna Surrey]

That tattoo will be wrecked before she's even got home. She's in the water with it already. Stupid as!

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

That tattoo will be wrecked before she's even got home. She's in the water with it already. Stupid as!

Salt water and the sun are the two biggest no-no's of a healing tattoo...that and picking the scabs. It will be a grey blob with skin patches and the old ink shining through.

 

[bish..bashbosh]

So she’s planning on taking Harvey to a nightclub - madness

omg she's finally put something on her grid about it.
Definitely reading on here

 

[Jjbellew]

I’ve recently been watching old clips of ‘Katie and Peter; the next chapter’ on YouTube. I’m not a fan of Peter Andre, it has to be said - he’s completely self righteous and loves the sound of his own voice. I found Katie slightly more tolerable back then, but again, she’s equally as irritating in many ways. Looking back at her then (I’m going to say 2007/2008ish) it’s clear to see she has had lots of work done but for the most part it looked good and suited her. Fast forward to now and of course times moved on but crikey; ive just seen her latest YouTube video and I can’t believe what I’m seeing! It just feels like her obsession with plastic surgery won’t ever end! I would never condone somebody for having things done, each to their own at the end of the day! But when is enough, enough?!
Her Instagram photos recently do not look anything like the woman I’m seeing in this latest vlog. It really is a step too far. I’m baffled.

 

[Minx103]

I just don't get the IG stories she's posting. She's showing us the lounge, a hat, a melon and telling us it's hot. Why is that Youtube content? How is it "working?" Wtaf?!!

 

[Angelic37]

I just don't get the IG stories she's posting. She's showing us the lounge, a hat, a melon and telling us it's hot. Why is that Youtube content? How is it "working?" Wtaf?!!

Because she is dull as sin and has nothing to say beyond meaningless jibber jabber. She really has been so lucky to have the career she has, she's just an absolute void.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Hang on a minute. So Bless Harvey wear a t shirt that specifically states he doesn’t like loud noise but she’s doing a press something or other with him at the nightclub? Those ear muffs are good but they don’t hide out everything. That really has sunk her lower in my estimations which wasn’t far to fall but she’s really really under the floor now

 

[LoolieVeeton]

Pics all old 🥱🥱🥱
Katie Price works up a sweat in the gym in a crop top after admitting she’s so unfit she struggles to climb stairs

Katie Price works up a sweat in the gym in a crop top after admitting she's so unfit she struggles to climb stairs

KATIE Price worked up a sweat as she and fiance Carl Woods hit the gym during their Thailand holiday. The 43-year-old recently confessed that she’s “desperate” to lose weight and …

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Dotty Merton]

Brilliant thread title

Soooo, you know how we all say at times why is that KP keeps getting away with her court cases etc, well I was just having a nose over in conspiracy (its ok, I do it for humour in the main!) and you may of talked of this before but you know, pages!

Anyway, there was mention of a party in Russia Boris attended back in 2016 and guess who else was there! Yep our very own KP.

'On this occasion, Boris declined the offer of the private jet, and flew to Pisa airport in Italy on Easyjet. He also opted to leave his close-protection officers from the Metropolitan Police behind in the UK.

Among the weekend guests at the villa was the glamour model Katie Price. She took advantage of the free-flowing champagne on the private jet from London and the pure Russian vodka on offer to guests before dinner.

Lebedev, according to associates, likes his guests to dress glamorously for dinner and to make a formal toast at the table. Seated by their host next to Boris, Price rose to make her contribution. She called Lebedev “You Guv”, announced that “champagne and Pricey don’t mix,” and then lifted her top to expose her breasts, turning to face the foreign secretary (Boris) as she did so.'

Bizarrely Joan Collins was there too. (She creeps up in lots of odd places doesn't she.) So, I posit the theory that Boris touched KP's baps and flaps, the ruskies got a pic and KP got a free ticket on being bad for as long as she can. I wonder if the ruskies paid her to do it in the first place.

Ok, ok, it's time for my medicine

 

[bish..bashbosh]

Hang on a minute. So Bless Harvey wear a t shirt that specifically states he doesn’t like loud noise but she’s doing a press something or other with him at the nightclub? Those ear muffs are good but they don’t hide out everything. That really has sunk her lower in my estimations which wasn’t far to fall but she’s really really under the floor now

Its not just that does the stupid cow not realise the Covid cases are on the rise again?
And she is going to risk taking him to a nightclub full of sweaty arsholes not giving a tit,she really doesn't care or think

 

[Rosiecosy]

So she’s planning on taking Harvey to a nightclub - madness

Someone said they will email his college. I hope the college intervene

 

[the slosher KP]

Not a single true comment on this new post…. Someone must be working overtime deleting them and keeping the deluded gushing ‘Great mum’ narrative.

‘I don’t like loud noises’ so my mums taking me to a nightclub so I can make her some money.

Thread recap - katie is still a massive bleep

 

[Minxmonx]

So she’s planning on taking Harvey to a nightclub - madness

That should read, I don’t like being exploited.

Someone said they will email his college. I hope the college intervene

I bet the College can only “ advise “ Skanky that this isn’t a good idea, but the final word will lie with her I guess. Then it’s the staff at the college left to pick up the pieces and calm H down when he gets overstimulated and anxious, and Skanky is long gone.
Born anxious is just a marketing tagline for her rather than a statement she should live by with H.

 

[bish..bashbosh]

Pics all old 🥱🥱🥱
Katie Price works up a sweat in the gym in a crop top after admitting she’s so unfit she struggles to climb stairs

Katie Price works up a sweat in the gym in a crop top after admitting she's so unfit she struggles to climb stairs

KATIE Price worked up a sweat as she and fiance Carl Woods hit the gym during their Thailand holiday. The 43-year-old recently confessed that she’s “desperate” to lose weight and …

www.thesun.co.uk

New tat isnt even on there

 

[Angelic37]

Brilliant thread title

Soooo, you know how we all say at times why is that KP keeps getting away with her court cases etc, well I was just having a nose over in conspiracy (its ok, I do it for humour in the main!) and you may of talked of this before but you know, pages!

Anyway, there was mention of a party in Russia Boris attended back in 2016 and guess who else was there! Yep our very own KP.

'On this occasion, Boris declined the offer of the private jet, and flew to Pisa airport in Italy on Easyjet. He also opted to leave his close-protection officers from the Metropolitan Police behind in the UK.

Among the weekend guests at the villa was the glamour model Katie Price. She took advantage of the free-flowing champagne on the private jet from London and the pure Russian vodka on offer to guests before dinner.

Lebedev, according to associates, likes his guests to dress glamorously for dinner and to make a formal toast at the table. Seated by their host next to Boris, Price rose to make her contribution. She called Lebedev “You Guv”, announced that “champagne and Pricey don’t mix,” and then lifted her top to expose her breasts, turning to face the foreign secretary (Boris) as she did so.'

Bizarrely Joan Collins was there too. (She creeps up in lots of odd places doesn't she.) So, I posit the theory that Boris touched KP's baps and flaps, the ruskies got a pic and KP got a free ticket on being bad for as long as she can. I wonder if the ruskies paid her to do it in the first place.

Ok, ok, it's time for my medicine

Thanks for this! Interesting theory! It has been posited before and I think the consensus is that BJ has done so many things and seems to be Teflon himself that something like this would barely touch him. I think most people wouldn't bat an eyelid in all honesty. Unfortunately!

 

[Dotty Merton]

Thanks for this! Interesting theory! It has been posited before and I think the consensus is that BJ has done so many things and seems to be Teflon himself that something like this would barely touch him. I think most people wouldn't bat an eyelid in all honesty. Unfortunately!

I enjoyed dreaming it up, thank you!