Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy

[Georgia1970]

It's like a car crash, I don't want to look but I can't help it. What surgeon would agree to insert 90s porn style balloons into a middle aged women who's also having full body lipo (didn't seem to work) plus work on her bum too? Those type of tits looked dreadful back in the day, they just look ridiculous now, how on earth can she think they look good - she's too fat for her frame anyway and they make her look huge. Oh well, health problems are her fault as long as she doesn't expect the NHS to sort her out when she's riddled with infections.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I think this has got to be the worst that I have ever seen Skanky look! Absolutely hideous! How the f**k can Cole or any man for that matter find this remotely attractive?

Looking at that thing turned his pencil into a toothpick

 

[Minxmonx]

Who the hell keeps on operating on her? As much as I loathe her, she is clearly a very unwell lady - the surgeons who continue to operate on her are unconscionable

I am sure a reputable surgeon will refuse to operate on her now. But she goes to all these bargain basement surgeons, who only want the money and don’t care about the state of mind a patient is in.

New pap photo of the Pricey ...
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Good ol Giant Haystacks!

 

[Caw1982]

You know what makes me piss.
Can't do community service due to mental health, but she can go to a surgeon and make decisions on making herself look an even bigger mess. Surely ifs she's good for that she can get fucking litter picking!!!

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Looking at that thing turned his pencil into a toothpick

I think I have got to be the only one now who still hasn’t seen the pics of the infamous pencil penis yet!

 

[NotTheDoctor26]

I’m looking for a daughter to adopt Rosie. You will fit the bill. I’m sad I haven’t had children. I’m 61. Send your CV

*Jumps up, waving arm manically* adopt me! Adopt me! I’m 50 this year but young at heart! I come with 5 kids and 2 grandkids but I’m willing to disown them if it means I can regress back to being a spoilt child!

 

[Gx2018]

She wanted to be a WAG like Victoria Beckham, married to a footballer with loads of cash to splash, living the millionaire lifestyle with someone else paying for it.

And instead got knocked up by the only footballer who would shag her and continued to heavily party while pregnant. What’s sad is that at one point she was on her way to Victoria Beckham level, but she is far too creedy and cocky for that. There was a few years where she was stunning and completely on top of the world, but she couldn’t keep up with that charade any longer. Hell, she even had people fooled enough to keep giving her mum of the year. That slumped over photo on Mother’s Day was the beginning of the end for her. Her demise is one of the most horrific I’ve ever seen amongst famous people.

 

[bish..bashbosh]

Oh she's just put a "so proud of my Mr Price" on her stories
How nice of her to remember
(probably been reading on here again)

 

[Alex_Jones]

Wonder how the IVF treatment is coming along? More chance of Coal having a kid than Price.

 

[karma4klattie]

I agree, she has overdone it on botox and fillers but she has a pretty good figure for a mother of 5!

She's not a patch on My Yorkshire Farm's Amanda Owens, 47, 9 kids, no surgery and looks brilliant.

 

[Minxmonx]

Welcome to #141, well done @Minxmonx for the winning title which I edited a tad to fit.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...ongebob-with-1-4-back-shoulders.28119/page-50

From the Pom Gallery.

Carry on.

Oh, I am honoured to win the thread title. However, I do need to share this win and credit with @Krm2011 who helped with the initial Spongebob idea which I nicked!

 

[WillowTree21]

New set of staged photos...

Katie Price compares sleeve tattoos with Carl Woods as she 'flogs boob implants'

KATIE Price compared sleeve tattoos with fiancé Carl Woods as the loved-up couple frolicked in the sea in Thailand. The 43-year-old got her latest inking done last week, covering her forearm in flo…

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In every bikini picture, there always at least one where she’s staring down at her tits in amazement. She’s got so many bald patches on her hair, it would have to be a very unprofessional hairdresser that put hair extensions in. Her hair needs a couple of years break from extensions. Looks Awful. What a mess she is.

 

[tracey3871]

Ursula ... Halle .... Pricey ...

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all

Anybody bidding for these large implants in a safe somewhere? Supposedly worth a million but I’ve only got around 50p spare change near the phone so that’ll have to do. Serious question. Have they been washed and tumble dried or are they still covered in human bits? Yuck! What do you do with them if you buy?

1. use as a frisby
2. Put on knees as padding for when mopping floor
3. Give to dog to suck on as substitute bone
4. Attach a chain either side get it gold plated and it’s a new eco style jewellery. Embroidered initials are extra charge.

Apparently said implants have been in all corners of the world so they will need a period of quarantine and a translator.

Enjoy your day pop pickers.

 

[Blessmyheart]

I was reading this thread and Mr Webster looked over my shoulder at my screen (he shall pay for this later but I digress) and said 'who's that in the bikini?' All he could see was the boobs, and when I showed him who it was all he said was 'fucking hell' (not in a good way!)

Now I can't stress enough how much he doesn't give a shit about any of this kind of stuff, but even he is weirdly drawn in by her antics, in a car crash sort of way. Maybe that's the appeal?

I think we have both unleashed a demon.My OH who, and I quote “ doesn’t do gossip”, has just told me out of the blue that
“That Carl Woods fella is not a real man.”
He didn’t elaborate, but I don’t think he believes that he’s made of cheese.

 

[BilboHolmes]

I only meet people in police stations, prisons...& court....so yes, you're right

I only meet fellow mums and fellow addicts
I have lots of online friends though (which can be real friends btw!) and now I get to Tattle with fellow Tattler’s who are all lovely!!!

 

[wise after the event]

I too am part of that club...go on one of you I need a giggle...which direction do I go in??

i havnt seen pencil penis either, its not for the want of trying though,i think my hubby has but a block on his computor since i was eyeing kierons knob!

 

[bish..bashbosh]

So is her latest boob job really her 24th?
Or is she talking shit?
And in a safe hahaaa really?
Who the fuck would pay a million quid for her dried up old implants?
DELUDED MUCH

 

[BiffasBeemer]

I think Crawl was in love with her at one point - she love bombed him and showed him the fame life and expensive holidays. She also masks all her hideous traits I think initially. He was probably expecting a bit of a fling - a few trips abroad and some flashy parties.
When he saw through it all and she went back to normal he probably was trapped as she is now so dependent on him and also the blackmail of the shit they have on each other which will be exposed if they spilt.

 

[oogling]

Who said earlier bout those boobs being 1kg each? I just got my shopping delivered and wrapped caster and icing sugar in my scarf and tied it round me. Literally couldn't bend down to get the rest of the shopping, well I could, but couldn't get back up without my nerves/muscles tensing to fuck. My chest felt that same heavy pain I had when I had pneumonia and a collapsed lung. 10/10 do not recommend, I'll keep my empty sacks of shits.

When I had my boobs done many moons ago, my surgeon insisted I bought the bra size I wanted, and wore bags of rice the same weight as the enlargement for a week, even sleeping in it. To feel how it would be on my back. I ended up going a size lower after that! I was shocked by the weight! (Mind I was completely flat chested so any addition was going to be a shock to the system). I spent ages researching the right surgeon, size etc. You can’t do these things on a whim!