Animallover2022
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Ffs crawl, we get the message 'it was your birthday' - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, nobody gives a shit!!
Get back to waxing them big ass toes for your next photoshoot
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Ffs crawl, we get the message 'it was your birthday' - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, nobody gives a shit!!
Get back to waxing them big ass toes for your next photoshoot
Hampshire Hog
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PTMe your better off out of itI hope it flops just like everything else she does. It'll never be anywhere near as good as when I did it.. I don't care if I'm tooting my own horn (not as bad as KP's) but I worked my fucking arse off to run that site.
Edna couldn't do it, sales didn't even reach £500
Good luck to whichever mug she has running it.
her lifestyle is toxic.
sausage rolled
Active member
Has anyone managed to screen record his little rant? Is he allowed to discuss it? Like KP was allowed to clear his name all them months ago??? If it’s all bullshit Cole then take a leaf out of Kierans bum and stfu! Kieran didn’t go crying on his Insta when your Mrs was accusing him of all sorts!
edit: I meant Book, not bum
edit: I meant Book, not bum
Baggins
Well-known member
I'm passed caring about who did what. What I love is him squirming and trying to be smart. He thinks he's so clever and will beat anyone who takes him on. Cole, you are a fuckin idiot! Everybody is laughing at you for a) being with the biggest slut ever b) thinking you are going to be "somebody" and c) that underbite! Fuck off man 
PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy
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Why the feck are they always in that bed!? Are they John Lennon and Yoko Ono? ffs. Get up, pair of lazy bastards!Anyone else notice the nasty look he shoots her on his stories when she keeps piping up
maggie-moo
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Holy Shit it worked!!!!! Fecking go me 
Anyway, as I was saying the evil one remonved her bandages to reveal a face that looks as though its been in a wind tunnel for a month. She still owes millions but paid the court a tenner or 20 quid to stoo the trustees from telling the judge how sge's been tellng porkies about how she gets her hands on cash.
Her and Cole headed oyt to shesh pesh for his 3rd birthday. Somebody had boked all over the table and prwicy is trying to progess from eating out of a trough to trying to use a spoon, but still sprays food over everyone talking with her mouthful, burping and farting as usual.
While trying to read the big words on the menu like "chips" and showing the pictures to Cole other dinners did report to management that there seemed to be two very large slugs attached ti Pwiceys forehead.
There was also a full scale security alert for one set of false nails which pwicey was missing, only later admiting that she could only afford 5 fingers because she had to buy Cole a cake from Stresscos and a Blue balloon for his 3rd Birthday, because "he's the one"
Anyway, as I was saying the evil one remonved her bandages to reveal a face that looks as though its been in a wind tunnel for a month. She still owes millions but paid the court a tenner or 20 quid to stoo the trustees from telling the judge how sge's been tellng porkies about how she gets her hands on cash.
Her and Cole headed oyt to shesh pesh for his 3rd birthday. Somebody had boked all over the table and prwicy is trying to progess from eating out of a trough to trying to use a spoon, but still sprays food over everyone talking with her mouthful, burping and farting as usual.
While trying to read the big words on the menu like "chips" and showing the pictures to Cole other dinners did report to management that there seemed to be two very large slugs attached ti Pwiceys forehead.
There was also a full scale security alert for one set of false nails which pwicey was missing, only later admiting that she could only afford 5 fingers because she had to buy Cole a cake from Stresscos and a Blue balloon for his 3rd Birthday, because "he's the one"
Yes, well done @Winepig. (You can stop winning on a daily basis any time you like) your trophy cabinet must be bursting
Im surprised she doesn't cause a security alert between bandaged like the Taliban and staples and clips and god knows what else.......oh those poor sniffer dogsWell done @maggie-moo and also @Winepig for another very apt thread title!
She is fast becoming her own Frankenstein creation.
BTW do you think she has to keep updating her passport pic every time she travels? I doubt she looks anything herself on it these days. You can’t airbrush that pic, so I bet she looks an absolute fright on it!
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Foxtotty
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Another one of my tweets :
Always trying to make out what a nice person she is. She's a convicted drink drug driver, has breached a restraining order recently, bad mouths all of her ex partners, owes ££££'s to creditors and has lost custody of her younger kids, yeah great mother!8:52 PM · Feb 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Quite proud of this. I'm flying the flag for us over on Twitter. My phone has been pinging all night, hee hee.
Always trying to make out what a nice person she is. She's a convicted drink drug driver, has breached a restraining order recently, bad mouths all of her ex partners, owes ££££'s to creditors and has lost custody of her younger kids, yeah great mother!8:52 PM · Feb 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Quite proud of this. I'm flying the flag for us over on Twitter. My phone has been pinging all night, hee hee.
Upintheair83
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maggie-moo
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God I hope this works!!!
Congratuations to @ Winepeg again!!!!
Katie Price has revealed her newly stitched on face. Face number 2936
Carry on Krusties
Congratuations to @ Winepeg again!!!!
Katie Price has revealed her newly stitched on face. Face number 2936
Carry on Krusties
Vickster2110
Chatty Member
Surely to god now the papers and channel 4 etc need to cancel her straight away!! He has outed her as lying about being assaulted and making out she has been the victim of domestic abuse....she has made a fucking mockery of something that has taken years to be taken seriously....I am a survivor of horrific domestic abuse and I find these cunts disgusting for lying about it in order to make a few quid.....the press should be utterly ashamed of themselves for falling for her shite time after time.....I see it in his piggy little eyes that he is capable of being an abuser and she needs to be very very careful here because we all know what happened to the boy who cried wolf!! I am horrified by tonight's episode of the skanky show but sadly not surprised one bit!!!
Bubblepink
Chatty Member
He is going to regret a lot of these messages in the morning. He is not doing himself any favours with the police or with their ‘fans’ as if the punch was makeup then you have really stooped low to try and sell a story to the press. They should have to repay their fee from the Sun to domestic violence charities.
Think I’m going to have to step away for tonight. The pair of them absolutely boil my blood with their endless lies and bullshit. Having worked with DV victims in the past the fact he’s claiming it was all a stunt really pissed me off.
Just lock the pair of them up and cancel them. Seriously what do they have to do to be cancelled and the press never report on them again.
sausage rolled
Active member
there you go
www.thesun.co.uk
Katie Price's fiance Carl charged over 'threatening and abusive behaviour'
KATIE Price’s fiancé Carl Woods has been charged today with using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, The Sun can reveal. Woods, 33, who is engaged to the former glamour mod…
www.thesun.co.uk
Snarly6kids
Member
He basically admitted Katie was lying that night on his instagram.
slightly disheveled
Well-known member
I got fanny flutters reading that!Cole is in court on 10/03 btw everyone
Urbanbunny
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Imagine being that paranoid that you routinely keep proof of stuff that you’ve said and done. What an absolute fucking spaniel