Holy
tit it worked!!!!! Fecking go me
Anyway, as I was saying the evil one remonved her bandages to reveal a face that looks as though its been in a wind tunnel for a month. She still owes millions but paid the court a tenner or 20 quid to stoo the trustees from telling the judge how sge's been tellng porkies about how she gets her hands on cash.
Her and Cole headed oyt to shesh pesh for his 3rd birthday. Somebody had boked all over the table and prwicy is trying to progess from eating out of a trough to trying to use a spoon, but still sprays food over everyone talking with her mouthful, burping and farting as usual.
While trying to read the big words on the menu like "chips" and showing the pictures to Cole other dinners did report to management that there seemed to be two very large slugs attached ti Pwiceys forehead.
There was also a full scale security alert for one set of false nails which pwicey was missing, only later admiting that she could only afford 5 fingers because she had to buy Cole a cake from Stresscos and a Blue balloon for his 3rd Birthday, because "he's the one"
Aww well done Maggie for sussing it out and another feather in the cap for Winepig!
Yes, well done
@Winepig. (You can stop winning on a daily basis any time you like) your trophy cabinet must be bursting
Well done
@maggie-moo and also
@Winepig for another very apt thread title!
She is fast becoming her own Frankenstein creation.
BTW do you think she has to keep updating her passport pic every time she travels? I doubt she looks anything herself on it these days. You can’t airbrush that pic, so I bet she looks an absolute fright on it!
Im surprised she doesn't cause a security alert between bandaged like the Taliban and staples and clips and god knows what else.......oh those poor sniffer dogs
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rocks up at the passport booth 
