Katie Price #124 Case delayed, small monies paid, more enemies made, wonder who she laid?

[Pom Bear]

Happy birthday Cole x.
Hope you like your personalised card ..

 

[SmillieKylie]

As far as I can make out she’s not been to the college since she picked him up in December. Carer brought him to the awards. They are not there today as otherwise they would be in the video. Well done National Star

I’ve given it a NO on the KP fact check spreadsheet, she wasn’t there this w/e, that was an old photo/video Wanky posted. I had to give her a YES last week as she did visit H for the farce of that NTA Awards on the Friday, although she spent as little time with him as possible.

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm back and pic done as promised earlier @SewerGrapes xx.

 

[Foxtotty]

They’re going to end up round the back of her head at this rate.For the love of God Cole,make her stop.Shes giving me Professor Quirrel vibes.

 

[Pom Bear]

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She looks absolutely mad in these pictures! The Daily Mail say it a lot when it’s not true, but in this case she really does look unrecognisable.

What’s with the wonky eyes looking in different directions and her teeth are absolutely comedy.

Well those pictures have given me a laugh on hump day afternoon

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Put a wig on this picture and voila - the new look Skanky @Pom Bear xx

Hope this is ok xx

 

[Winepig]

Why thank you lovely Krustations ; I’m very honoured by the double , Um , honour !
You’ve put a proper smile on my face .

And if it weren’t a traditionally dry night Chez Pig , I’d be having a large wine to celebrate .
I know today was very disappointing for us , but at least we can carry on making each other laugh until the next time she fucks up

 

[kourtneykool]

Huge congrats to @Winepig for the winning title (and profile pic )

Carry on Krusties!

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Katie Price #123 Won’t do as she's told, she’s looking haggard and looking old!

But by slashing the cost of her OF in half to try and attract more subscribers that means she needs to attract twice as many to make the same amount of money. Doesn't really seem like a great business plan does it? Does she really think the cost is what is putting people off? Most of the...

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[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Katie Price #125 Looks like she's been tasered up the arse, the justice system is a fucking farce

 

[Krm2011]

Katie Price #125 Shes just the gift that keeps on giving, those brows have gone higher than the cost of living!

 

[scarah_monster]

That vid has made me so angry. I had to skim through at points thanks to Captain Foghorn, but I could've cried for Junior. Did anyone notice that as soon as the camera was on him, she grabbed Crawl to make out with him and get the attention back on her? And when Junior quite rightly called her out on it, she sat there glaring at him and snapping at him? I feel so desperately sorry for both him and P. She acted like a stroppy, gobby teenager. And Crawl should know better than to tongue someone AT A FUCKING PUBLIC RESTAURANT IN FRONT OF HER FUCKING CHILDREN.

God, I fucking hate them. Selfish, narcissistic fuckheads. I'm so glad Junior has cut her off, he'll be happier for it.

 

[WillowTree21]

I wonder if she'll still have this face, or a new one, when the next court hearing is due...

Is it just me or does CRAWL look like he’s got a hedgehog attached to his head?

 

[BilboHolmes]

Is the PA thread pro or anti?
I like Peter, so I don't want to go over and read anything unpleasant.

It looks pretty anti from what I’ve read. A lot of people not liking him (which they’re entitled to do! Some seem to find him fake and slimes). Me? He’s a man who has grown, evolved, stepped up, coped, made good choices and has a real and close and respectful relationship with his kids

 

[maggie-moo]

I'm sure she's had a hair transplant now! Why is she covering her head up all the time unless she looks like this?
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Im just out of keyhole surgery for my gallbladder. Unfortunately I've all the keyholes but still got my gallbladder. The wee fecker is stuck and needs to be taken out with a bigger surgery....anyway these keyholes have made me think. Katie Price is basically a human walking patchwork quilt!!!
The amount of cuts, holes, stitches, re-stitches she's had!!! She should do an #AD for sewing machines!!!

PS. My spelling and grammar on all my posts will not be up to scratch, but FFS I'm completely paranoid about it now. So to all those grammar perfect Krusties I do apolygise.

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Do you mean the School Lane property in Ockley, Surrey? She left cat's in an old shed, when she moved from there. Peter was as bad. Neither really cared about the animals. They were more accessories while they were small & cute. I remember poor dribbling Smurf. I think I read the poor boy escaped a couple of times (even he couldn't stand living with her). He was given away eventually too I believe.

Ha ha hhhaaa yes Ockley, I always get them mixed up. Thanks

Ha ha hhhaaa yes Ockley, I always get them mixed up. Thanks

He was left locked up when they moved to a new property as she said "he'd make too much mess!" It was somebody's job to go there a couple of times a day to see to him. It was literally the only human interaction he had, she just forgot him. He escaped one day and in his panic and misery he somehow drowned in a swimming pool. Apparently when she was told she just couldn't have cared less. That poor, poor dog.

 

[Webster1357]

What….this one? Can’t work out if it’s just a bad wig or she has had a hair transplant?

NO WAY - that's not her is it? That face! Those teeth! Christ alive, she now looks permanently startled.

 

[DC16]

I think the college has limited (maybe stopped) Skank's visits and are not allowing any photos/video's to be done on their premises.

As far as I can make out she’s not been to the college since she picked him up in December. Carer brought him to the awards. They are not there today as otherwise they would be in the video. Well done National Star

 

[Ecosse]

Can you imagine the relief Peter must feel to be living with the calm, affectionate and nice-natured Emily after the shit-show of noise, mess and chaos that being in Katie's orbit must have been?

 

[Minx103]

I just overheard Carl Woods talking to staff in the Little Canfield shop. He was saying that he'd not been in for ages as he'd been so busy working on MM. Said there's still loads to do.

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and title xx

 

[DC16]

Morning Krusties, well the only thing she got away with yesterday was appearing in front of an actual judge AGAIN. But law of averages will probably mean it won't be long before she does
So Mr Half Price deleted KP/CW fans work his gushing insta post to his fiancée, who was spotted doing an #ad for a load of tat not wearing said engagement ring

Oh by the way...Happy Birthday Mr Half Price, now you have turned 33, I hope Essex Police do a lovely birthday pressie for you and do an update and amend the age of their man under investigation from 32