Katie Price #117 Nobody subscribed to see your fanny. Give it up, you sad old granny!

[Rosiecosy]

What about KH his kids will get the same, thought he was a nice guy

That's the only thing I dont like about him. He seems like a really nice guy, a really good dad and a good partner to Michelle.
I don't blame him for cheating on KP, what kind of a life did he have? I don't condone cheating for normal people but life with KP is anything but normal! She treated him like a slave and belittled him all the time.
Him being on OF before was a different before but looking at the situation now, he should find another way to earn a living. Imagine having BOTH parents showing their bits online for money. The poor children

 

[DC16]

Anyone fancy a Krusty meet up….

 

[Big Red Dog]

I wasn’t one to go down this road, still not sure I am to honest, but the more you look at this relationship, it looks like it’s just a complete front and it’s purely a business thing.

Her, she needs a man whatever, doesn’t need a lover, just a man do do her bidding, be her chauffeur, a general dogsbody, a partner in crime. Reckon she knows the kids thing is over, or actually doesn’t really want another to tie her down, so the baby stuff is all fake. Him for what he believes is fame and money being associated with her. The rows are because the business is failing, ’slapgate’ f*cked the business model up, he can‘t be featured with the kids, so she’s lost the happy family narrative, and her businesses are failing around her. He’s discovered there little fame attached to being with her, nor big money anymore, but they too afraid to split cos both know ‘secrets’ about each other, so for now they play on.

So on it goes, they looked off their heads last night, it’s their escape from reality, cos this life they lead is so empty and meaningless, just a constant grift. A grift which ain’t working, hence the latest role of the dice with OF.

Might be barking up the wrong tree, but something is very off with them as a couple, just speculating that maybe we are being totally played. Thing is, it ain’t working, and they will eventually split, she’ll deffo go on the attack, slagging him off, as it’s her way, but he can do way more damage, and I think he will. He looks the type to tell all, and it won’t be pretty for her.

We really need a resolution to ‘slapgate’ soon, if he’s in trouble, then that’s when the whole relationship collapses, they can’t survive the fall out if the truth is what we think it is.

That is an excellent post.

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

Are they even in this country do you think?

They seem to be going a little overboard with all the “Ioved-up couple” shite.. flowers last week, photographed holding hands, hotel break, it’s all stuff normal couples do but don’t ram it down other people’s throats! They’re just kidding themselves, the only aisle they’ll be walking down this year will be the dog food aisle in Lidl

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Couple of thoughts this morning as I'm laying in bed in agony waiting for pain meds to kick in......

If Crawl uses a pic of a weenie other than his own, does that make him a dickfish instead of a catfish

Inspired by an utterly boring article about the upcoming nuptials of Dorklyn Beckham & daddy's little rich girl.... apparently their 'friends' are hoping to club together to buy them a £400,000 ticket for a flight into space as a wedding gift 🥱 I was thinking we could start a Gofundme for Skanky & Crawl but ask Mr Branson if he could do it 1 way

Where do you put the toilet roll in a wet room

 

[265]

WOW!

Katie Price's OnlyFans success as she 'wishes she'd done it years ago'

KATIE Price has been left “overwhelmed” by her first few days on Only Fans, Sun Online can reveal. The 43-year-old has been inundated with requests since signing up to the x-rated subscription site…

www.thesun.co.uk

Quite a change from a few hours earlier

Katie Price's new OnlyFans page gets less than 2,000 likes in 24 hours

KATIE Price’s new OnlyFans page has proved a turn-off for the site’s users. The model was expecting a stampede of devotees signing up to her £11-a-month account on the subscription site. Axed Holly…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[bagpuss17278]

Self filming, looks like they have actually gone somewhere on there own, wonder why

And the older kids would love Ripleys. I’m thinking J & P. It’s like they are a pair of teenagers with no other responsibilities. Just shows everyone that H doesn’t need her to be around to be cared for.

 

[Baggins]

I've been watching the darts all day, that board has still had less pricks than her!

 

[WillowTree21]

Is carl
Doing porn on of then? Who is his target audience as I can’t see him doing the gay thing and no woman wants to look at him

She’ll probably get him to drop his pants, bend over, stick a Porky White’ in his bum hole and photograph it, to please all ‘audiences ‘.

 

[MrsCranky]

i once said that to a flasher i also told him to put it away because i would be late for bingo the policewomen i reported it to could not stop laughing

I did a meter reading job for 3 months 20 yrs ago and a man answered the door to me bollock naked... I looked him up and down then handed him a card and I said fill this in and put some fucking clothes on next time you answer the door. What a sad sack

 

[Masha34]

My first go at a title

Katie Price #118 Katie and Carl went to the Dam, while on Only Fans they’re getting out their spam

 

[Minxmonx]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but she is pimping out Harvey once more.
How stressful will that be for him to be in a fashion show .
Katie Price ‘so proud’ as son Harvey is set to storm the runway in catwalk show

 

[bargainhunt99]

Those poor children.

I'm just aghast. No bed or bedroom. Evil, selfish old crow. Even people with not much money at least they provide the basics in life

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

He's posted another picture of himself in a pair of Calvins....bulge looks suspiciously smaller to my eyes, but what do I know. lolView attachment 1029830

Looks like a door handle in them Calvin Kleens

 

[MrsCranky]

can not stand people who look down on shop workers or cleaners or any low paid job a job is a job i have never been out of work since leaving school 40 years ago not even for a day left without one qualifaction(not because i was thick i could just not be bothered with exams) but i remember when i was in my 20s meeting someone from my class at school who had gone on to college and then university and yet had not even had a job for a day because they thought they were to good to do just any job

Me too @ClivE. I've worked since I left school for nearly 36 years and I hate it when people look down on people who go and work for McDonald's for example. At least they are earning a wage and working hard. I have nothing but respect for anyone willing to graft and put in an honest day's work. My old dad used to say ' It doesn't matter if you are a boss or sweeping the streets, do your job with pride and to the best of your ability'. He worked hard all his life like many of us do

 

[karma4klattie]

I want OF to take off for KP ... Then, like Katona, Danielle, Lozza etc she rarely be on TV and will not have time to do other stuff except maybe the occasional press walk down a street ... She will hardly ever be in the press ... That's a win for me frankly

I want to see her coining it in Dubai as a porta potty because she deserves to be sh*t on as payback for the number of people she's sh*t on in the past.

 

[Kitten3081]

Given the picture of the cactus/cacti she has posted I reckon they've gone for a Mexican


Yes, I agree but he's a bit thick isn't he?

Spicy Mexican? His chocolate starfish will be bright red to match his tomato face for his OF shoot later

 

[tracey3871]

Ferns cut must be about £2 a punter for this.

Fern will get bugger all ... this is KP we are talking about ... in fact, she probably thinks Fern should PAY HER for the privilege ... at least its not you @PTMe !

 

[Foxtotty]

It's way more dignified, but unfortunately some people "look down" on people who work in shops, cafes etc and think they're too good to do a job like that.

When my kids were babies I worked night shifts in Tesco to keep a roof over our heads. I've got a University Degree. I would never look down on anyone's job, I repect people more for getting off their butts and doing an honest day's work. Sitting around posing in front of a camera I frown upon but for some people it's necessary, not KP and Cole. They are just greedy, lazy assed freeloaders!

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Now THAT I would pay to see.

Even more exciting than would be him announcing that he's written a book revealing all about his time with KP. Now that's a book I'd buy