Katie Price #103 Dont get too complacent, here comes the nanny with the witness statement

[wise after the event]

I wonder what the deal is there with ‘exclusive car detailing’ and Cole, the company only started up December just gone.

perhaps it involves caroles vip budget tours ?

 

[sleepdeprivedandobsessed]

Awww you poor thing... I get lost everywhere....
Worst is I don't normally get claimed

Same.. I get lost soooo easily

 

[Foxtotty]

Her tattoos have always bothered me. I'm a retired tattoo artist and over the years women would come in with pics of KP's tattoos and ask for the same. It always baffled me that she had such substandard work on her. Back then she did have money so could have employed the services of the UK's best tattooists. This was at a time where she was spending crazy money on hair extensions, cars, nails etc. For something permanently on your body why wouldn't you go for the best? Flying to LA for temporary hair extensions yet her tattoos looked like they were done by a blind drunk chimpanzee! The Pete cover up on her wrist is one of the worst coverups I've ever seen. None of her tattoos have any artistic merit and are all poorly executed.

I hope you're not offended but I hate tattoos. Blue pieces of ink. I hate it!

 

[265]

Yes noticed she mentions the dogs in her latest video story. Finally remembered she had a horse too.
Hi Katie, hope you like the thread maybe you could come on yourself and contribute

She has also squeezed in her mother too.

Oh and this is new, just ad advert.

 

[zeit]

Hi Zeit! Welcome! I hope you and all the other new lurkers stay around, it's nice to have some new blood. Not that I don't love all you oldies lol

Thanks I got ten years on Kristy Xxxx

 

[Tamar]

Would an injunction or restraining order be enough to trigger the prison sentence?

Probably not, as that would be a civil injuction

 

[Crazy Horse]

Now what is she doing?

She really is a proper tit

 

[265]

How did she get to the stables? Taxi or driven by Carole Woods? Surely she didn't drive there like locals have reported!

E-scooter????

 

[265]

Yep our local police seize loads of them then cut them up.
It is illegal to use a privately owned e-scooter on pavements, cycle paths or roads at present. Under current UK law, e-scooters are classed as 'powered transporters' and as such are treated in the same way as motor vehicles, so pavements and cycle paths are strictly off limits.

Katie would still use one, she's hard like "The One".

Cole have just managed to disprove an old established theory and shown that you can, in fact, polish a turd.

Bollocks, it was proven on Mythbusters donkey's years ago.

 

[MrsCranky]

That’s great! You’ve joined me too! I love your posts dear Mrs Cranky

Thank you lovely. I enjoy yours too. We have a right laugh on here don't we? Xx

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Thanks I got ten years on Kristy Xxxx

I bet you look a million years younger though!!

 

[Jwren]

For you foxtotty

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You wait she‘ll be saying they’re only with her for fame next

 

[DC16]

First time I’ve seen her #ad these

 

[Pisspotshow]

I found this gem! Another account that skank has made herself.

She'll claim it was the voices in her head telling her to do it.

 

[Wilkco]

It was leandro .so she actually spent 2 nights with him

I thought he could not speak English.

 

[Tamar]

I'm not great on technology, being an old fart but I'm bemused by her IG pic at the moment of her family at Xmas saying Bit blurry but still love it' Do you think it was her that took the photo then? Hammered? And any clever peeps can you post the pic?

For you foxtotty

 

[bagpuss17278]

Here you go, I’ll add to the wiki tomorrow, if it’s not already been done

Thanks @DC16

 

[Facehugger]

E-scooter????

Don't be daft! She went in her pony and trap, or on her roller skates

 

[Poppy123!]

Yes noticed she mentions the dogs in her latest video story. Finally remembered she had a horse too.

No Harvey this weekend, the posts on Friday and yesterday, were clearly you NOT with him……Hi Katie, hope you like the thread maybe you could come on yourself and contribute

I really wish she would. It would be great

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Perhaps she might go with the ' i forgot my trousers ' lookView attachment 974792

What a pair of fools. My god.