She runs 5k in 18 seconds troll she’s lost five stone since that last pictureY did she do the post with her belly out then straight away go back to editing them
She runs 5k in 18 seconds troll she’s lost five stone since that last pictureY did she do the post with her belly out then straight away go back to editing them
I am agog at this!!Oh god yea can see that blur then it goes to a perfect curve
Flowers AND pampas grass because all 1 years olds love it.My guess is that bespoke Oliver’s birthday party will include:
an insta-worthy balloon backdrop with an acrylic or neon sign
flowers (because which 1 year old wouldn’t want flowers)
an Instagram story which is 26 minutes long
a gift from Home Bargains consisting of all the unsold tat from her mums line that they can’t get rid of. Probably used as party favours for all the lucky 1 year oldsFlowers AND pampas grass because all 1 years olds love it.
This was last night. We’ve all moved on. Come on, troll.I asked her to stay, I didn’t beg. I remain not arsed. Also wasn’t quiet. Not sure if who this is directed to, but are we all moving on from this now? Come on, trolls. It’s T minus one week until the party. Loadsa ridiculous content incoming...
Party bags will the see-through KHM ones, because they are almost exclusive and SO hard to get your hands on.a gift from Home Bargains consisting of all the unsold tat from her mums line that they can’t get rid of. Probably used as party favours for all the lucky 1 year olds
Also wooden pallette table set up decorated with loads of tit coloured plates, napkins etcMatching tutus
An olive green drip cake
A load of wooden and beige toys
Mouse gallows
A massive twig on the wall with presents hanging off it
It will be one of them beige plain bouncies.Am guessing she wont have a bouncy castle like normal kids parties do? Or maybe she will after seeing her at a kids party yesterday and a face painter.
Pork pies touching doughnuts makes me sickGrazing table with pork pies touching doughnuts touching scotch eggs touching jam and cream scones.
A teepee
Pictures on other peoples accounts where she’s her real size in comparison to her grid pictures where she’s back to a size 6..
The face painter will be KHM giving Smokey eyes and joker lipstick to the kids in Wirral’s very own Toddlers and Tiaras horror showAm guessing she wont have a bouncy castle like normal kids parties do? Or maybe she will after seeing her at a kids party yesterday and a face painter.
Only if she can find one in brownAm guessing she wont have a bouncy castle like normal kids parties do? Or maybe she will after seeing her at a kids party yesterday and a face painter.
Haha beat me to itIt will be one of them beige plain bouncies.
Hwr latest post. Is advertising Hair Berrrssstttt dry shampoo, she's saying how good it is and showing her before after.....surely a good ad would actually show you the roots of the hair? As this is where it would be needed? She's literally chopped half her head off?!!!
Oh god we’re going have one of these aren’t weAm guessing she wont have a bouncy castle like normal kids parties do? Or maybe she will after seeing her at a kids party yesterday and a face painter.