MrSoHmYgOsH
Chatty Member
This is brilliantWe are Katie's Eyebrows
Two furry little eyebrows
Liked to spend their days
Living above the eyeballs
Of Katie 'Makeup' Hayes
Now these two little eyebrows
Were neglected and unkempt
For them no loving touches
And it caused such Troll contempt
The Trolls would get so angry
They'd tear their hair and shout
'Katie Hayes why don't you
Sort those eyebrows out!'
'They must be so unhappy
With knots and God know what
Why don't you shape and pluck them?'
But Katie listened not.
They started to grow longer
They were nearly to her nose
And still, she never listened
Just tied them up in bows.
Poor eyebrows were unhappy,
Sad and overwrought
And said ' We've had enough of this
A lesson must be taught'
So at night when she was sleeping
The brows untied their bows
They slid down Katies eyeballs
And abseiled down her nose
They galloped over her chiselled chin
And landed on her chest.
And when they clambered off her
They sat down for a rest.
'Were free!' they said in unison
'Now let us go and find
Someone who'll take care of us
And keep us well defined'
Next morning when she woke up
Katie went to stroke her brows
But her fingertips felt nothing and her fear was aroused.
She leapt up out of bed her nerves were tight and taught
Then she looked into the mirror and saw Lord Voldemort
She screamed so very loudly stamped her foot and cursed
'My brows have disappeared where is my Hair Beeerst'
So the moral of this story is simply to accept
That eyebrows do have feelings so treat them with respect.
off for stitches please keep me posted on tonight events 
Spiller (out of her cossie)
