Troll. I AM Health visitor
Troll. I AM Health visitorI’ve said before about the baby having flat head. I hope she has a gremlin of a health visitor who tells her straight.
Poor kid.
Awesome recapWell done to @Hereforthegossss for the excellent thread title. Had to change it a bit to fit.
The saga goes on..
She began the week terrifying the living daylights out of the North West and surrounding areas when she headbutted the screen during a reel sporting eye moustaches that can only be described as what would spawn if Eugene Levy and Groucho Marx’s eyebrows got together and had a drunken one night stand without using protection.
In an effort to prove us all wrong and show us that she does indeed buy things for her child, she spent the grand total of £2.25 in Asda on five identical ‘out and about’ ‘bowels.’ Adding that to the entire sale stock of Little Angels bottles that she once purchased means she’s spent over £12 in the last 8 months on her daughter. And we say she never puts her hand in her Zara size medium pants pockets..
Olive is being mischievous and apparently has no fear. To be fair, if your Ma had a phone for a face and your Pa wore the same length trousers as you, then you probably need to build up a lot of resilience at an early age. That coupled with the fact that her mother dresses her as the lead orphan in a BBC period drama, and keeps putting her shoes on the wrong feet means she’s probably trying to be self-sufficient by the time she’s 4 so she can get her own place.
There ain’t no party like a fully gifted KHM hay bale and pampas grass party it would seem as shoppers messaged her from the Asda as they were delighted to have their weekly shop made more joyful by the wonder that is Miss KH Makeup warbling whilst stomping her way through the aisles looking for 45p baby stuff. And by shoppers, I mean one person. And by one person, I mean Kate.
Child genius and all round wonder Olive can now play guitar. Lenny Kravitz and Slash have retired in respect of the fact that they’ll never be as talented as the 10 month old. Jimi Hendrix was also reported to have come back from the dead to comment on the infant prodigy and is said to have asked for the title of his favourite song to be changed to Olive Haze...
‘Scuse me Ma’s shit smoky eye..
Despite Joy of Clean being willing to work with anyone with an Instagram account and a face, she acted as though she was Tesco’s brand new ambassador by roping her ever suffering mother into mopping her floors for her and generally humiliating her. Whilst Mez cleaned up after the Wirral’s own Waynetta, Kate lounged on the green velvet chair watching Max strain out his thoughts on her, and barking orders to her mum across the room. Mez got her own back though by ‘accidentally’ dropping the news that she does the meal preps. If you read this Mez, next time blink twice if you want us to come and rescue you..
The concept of the term ‘sold out’ seems to be lost on her, demonstrated by her constantly sharing pictures of fully stocked shelves of her tat accompanied by the words ‘almost sold out’. Seeing as how her stuff is about as sold out as the Josef Fritzl Guide to Home Improvements, I don’t think Kylie Jenner has much to worry about yet. Or Olivia Hale. Or Pat at Kirby Market with her 3 for a fiver Miss Mary of Sweden blushers.
She’s off ‘away for the weekend’ again, even though it’s Saturday afternoon and she’s still at home. Still pretending she doesn’t use filters with a cracking picture of her dressed in a Guns n Roses T-Shirt with a chin you could cut glass on, as though we didn’t see her hours earlier on a story with no filter and a chin like the bottom of a boiled egg. Crack on though Kate, the only person you’re kidding is yourself.
As always, Read the Wiki.
That stance?? The gap between her legs?View attachment 636294Who called out the other day that she pushes her leg into the sofa to make it look smaller!but she doesn’t read here does she?!
ThisWhy is she desperate to make Oluv look like a toddler?
And why the fuck does she take her EVERYWHERE. Too tight to fork out for nursery isn’t she. Soz to those with kids but I can’t bear it when people bring the kids into work or hairdressers or whatever, like what do you want me to do? I have no interest in your kid and no I don’t think it’s cuteif people bring their baby to work I go and make a brew, cba, no interest whatsoever unless it’s a good friend or family. She’s one of them that forces her sprog on people, not everyone likes kids and not everyone can deal with it for their own personal reasons!! A girl I used to work with has had a sprog and put on Facebook she can’t wait to take ot into work to show people, like why would you assume people have any interest, first of all you’ve worked there 5 fucking minutes!!
Also get that dog away from Oluv. I don’t care if it’s the softest dog in the world, it only takes one mistake and that could be life changing. It’s just not worth the risk to me!
Sorry if I offend anyone, just pisses me off when people assume everyone is ok with a baby being forced on them
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I lost my daughter full term and I can’t tell you how fookin hard it was to stay AWAY from babies.
When I could bring myself to finally go out they were everywhere. Restaurant at 9pm. I went to a proper expensive place for afternoon tea. Bloody baby there! Then late night racing in the posh bit?!!?!
We honestly tried to take ourselves places we didnt think kids would be
She’s a dick head.
So so sorry to hear this. Sending you lots of love & hugsThis
I lost my daughter full term and I can’t tell you how fookin hard it was to stay AWAY from babies.
When I could bring myself to finally go out they were everywhere. Restaurant at 9pm. I went to a proper expensive place for afternoon tea. Bloody baby there! Then late night racing in the posh bit?!!?!
We honestly tried to take ourselves places we didnt think kids would be
She’s a dick head.
I know and have you saw them on her they’re not even on properly.Those shoes on poor Olive
I’m so sorry you went through that, that must have been horrific, so sad xxxThis
I lost my daughter full term and I can’t tell you how fookin hard it was to stay AWAY from babies.
When I could bring myself to finally go out they were everywhere. Restaurant at 9pm. I went to a proper expensive place for afternoon tea. Bloody baby there! Then late night racing in the posh bit?!!?!
We honestly tried to take ourselves places we didnt think kids would be
She’s a dick head.
“I wear I a mask I got the jab for my Nan”What’s the illiterate cunt going on about now
Just trying to justify her own stupidity as usualWhat’s the illiterate cunt going on about now
This is the one I use, lovely and light under make upGirls sorry to go off Truff Topic - which Roche la Posay is the best one for the face ?? to go on before foundation ?
Careful Kate, talking shite about covid is a one way street to a shadow ban.What’s the illiterate cunt going on about now
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