Katie Hayes #81 Planning for poppet's beay. Got to bum, beg & collab coz Momma won’t pay

[Eyeofthetiger]

Imagine delo stood there taking pics of her facing a wall while olive is strapped into the car seat behind them, unable to move an inch. Both of them are tramps

Quick, Matt. Get a picture of me looking at the cracked and stained wall while I hold my £30 bag for life in a desperate attempt to blag more free things..

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Sometimes I think you are me, you always say what I’m thinking lol

 

[Burrito88]

Matt take a picture of me so everyone knows I can afford AirPods! Fuckin state of her

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Quick, Matt. Get a picture of me looking at the cracked and stained wall while I hold my £30 bag for life in a desperate attempt to blag more free things..

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The chin edit

 

[Walnutss]

Quick, Matt. Get a picture of me looking at the cracked and stained wall while I hold my £30 bag for life in a desperate attempt to blag more free things..

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What's she done to her hair why has she pulled some from the back to "curl" in the front? Been staring for 10 mins cant work it out

 

[Salsausagelips]

What the duck hhahah if I asked my fella to take pics of me like that at the train station he would throw me on the tracks

 

[Little Bear]

I’ve just woken up. She’s a bad head. The end

 

[lola20]

Poor baby sat in her pushchair on a train platform at 7am on a Saturday morning with no attention while momma does a full photoshoot.

It’s been said over and over but I just can’t get my head around taking her, if you want to go on a boozy weekend for your birthday enjoy it but don’t take the baby. Personally I’m excited this year for a birthday with my baby for the first time and booking a little lodge with my husband, bespoke and the dog. Getting a big M and S shop and just playing and going on big walks but I guess for her that wouldn’t be gram worthy.

 

[Salsausagelips]

No the living rooms too big

Omg hahahahhaha it’s the spit though

 

[twirls4lyf]

I reckon they got the 6am train just to get the falcon icons exclusive photo shoot in

so sly on Olive in the seat - she must be sweating and so uncomfortable - no matter how petite she is! Babies shouldn’t spend longer than 90mins in a car seat! End of! She’s permo wedged in it! The risk of SIDS is increased so much when babies are overheated

Edited to correct spelling & grammar - glass houses and all that

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Onion ring

Ring sting off all the truffle oil

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

I know a few legit influencers (I'm talking actual nice people, agented, get paid for what they do and don't go on the scrounge) and all of their photoshoots, big or small, are planned in advance, usually happen during the early hours as not to disturb anyone, and NEVER involve having a baby or child with them. If she actually had some mates she could go off and shoot without inconveniencing Tattoo or dragging that poor baby along.

She reminds me of when Delboy thought wearing a trenchcoat and carrying a filofax everywhere made him a yuppie. If she took five minutes to Google she would realise that no successful influencer conducts themselves like she does.

 

[Smith290419]

How long they actually going for? We stayed at The Sheraton Hotel and Spa for our wedding anniversary 2 years ago and we did a lot of walking that weekend (just 2 nights)! How is that little girl spending the weekend tucked into a car seat??

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

What's she done to her hair why has she pulled some from the back to "curl" in the front? Been staring for 10 mins cant work it out

Me too, the driest hair pulled forward to cover some excess chin

 

[Shazblag]

Notice she has put location United Kingdom on her grid post, incase people think she has fkd off abroad during lockdown rules. As if!

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Is @QueenBarb2 in tattle jail?

Not that I know of Shirl just a busy girl xx

 

[Ohgoodgrief]

Presumably they have gone for the night with the suitcase she pictured? Does Delo not watch football? Is he going to be either stuck in a train seat trying to watch the England match tomorrow afternoon on his phone or dragging them back on the 630am train tomorrow so he is home for it?

 

[Little Bear]

Presumably they have gone for the night with the suitcase she pictured? Does Delo not watch football? Is he going to be either stuck in a train seat trying to watch the England match tomorrow afternoon on his phone or dragging them back on the 630am train tomorrow so he is home for it?

Probably the latter so Truff can’t be a pissed up mess and do him dirty on her stories

 

[Scottishlurker09]

Hagus you shitting me you belter!!! Please don't come to Edinburgh

 

[Houseofscouse]

Not only have they dragged poor Olive out at a ungodly hour to sit on a train for hours on end, I notice the pram seat is back to facing inwards again. Poor kid won't even get to see Edinburgh just her mother's head gob

 

[JoeExotic]

Listen Truff, don’t EVER try to type in a Scots dialect EVER AGAIN. Ya fuckin riot.

Not a chance she knows what HAGUS is. She probably thinks it’s something that runs about in a field, the daft bleep.

And good luck to Delo if he’s planning on watching the England game in a pub, in Scotland, hahahaha.