Katie Hayes #81 Planning for poppet's beay. Got to bum, beg & collab coz Momma won’t pay

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Shes not by the sea though is she, its a river! Pedantic I know but then realise SEA has only 3 letters so its easier for her to spell. RIVER for future reference Kate is spelt as above
It is the sea to be fair, the Irish Sea.
The Wirral is surrounded by the Mersey which goes into the Irish Sea, or vice versa, I’m shit at Geography
 
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A fucking puffer jacket in June Remember that time she had the poor wee soul in a coat and jeans when it was roasting? She hasn’t got a clue.
I've just been for a run (an actual REAL one) and I had to take my hoodie off and run in a vest. I'm no Jane Bolt either, it's very humid out there.
 
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I know it’s probably been said before but imagine having to be out so much because you house resembles one of the “funhouses” you see at the fair and you haven’t got anywhere to sit. Proper blows my mind
 
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It is the sea to be fair, the Irish Sea.
The Wirral is surrounded by the Mersey which goes into the Irish Sea, or vice versa, I’m shit at Geography
Yeahh it’s the Irish sea and it runs into the River Dee estuary… but basically it’s all the same water
 
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A fucking puffer jacket in June Remember that time she had the poor wee soul in a coat and jeans when it was roasting? She hasn’t got a clue.
Has she got that chav-fest burberry suit on her??!!
It's a bit grey and windy, but warm. Get the kid in some nice cardigans!
 
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Thats like saying your drinking water but its really coffee, but saying its water because thats where it started. Shes by the river or the marine lake. Its called the River Dee not the Sea Dee.
 
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Truff it is not fukin ok to keep filtering your child like this!! Look at the fukin colour of her skin and hair. This is so bloody wrong
Kate seems embarrassed of Olive. I have never and will never put filters over my babies faces…unless they’re the funny ones like making u have massive beards🥸hilarious! What an embarrassing person truff is. Always chatting shit, eating shit, looking shit and her advice and spelling it’s shockingly shit! Kate=Shite. Ha quick maths

If she’s prego then I’m calling child line!
 
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For fuck sake get the filter off that little bespoke, or better still get her off your business page you fucking donkey. Would it actually kill her to give little oliff a day at home in some comfy clothes and a good nap with a plate of warm food. Jesus Christ Truffs you really are one selfish cow
 
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Thats like saying your drinking water but its really coffee, but saying its water because thats where it started. Shes by the river or the marine lake. Its called the River Dee not the Sea Dee.
It was a joke Shaz hun x
 
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Ay just thought.... I've clicked why Delo's had her out of her pit at the crack of dawn.

He's sent her down to Card Factory to buy her own birthday card off him & go the florist for the flowers and then for the ballooon arch and all the rest of the tat for her own Bday. All ready for this weekends Instagram performance- Oh my gosh I'm so shocked latex and confetti filled look what Matt has done shit fest.
 
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Oh no. Is it her birthday this weekend? I am not prepared nor am I in the mood for shit balloons, cakes and tat that she's bought herself
 
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Yes thats a mistake made quite a lot but
West Kirby is fronted by the River Dee. Birkenhead by the River Mersey.

Pedantic like I said.
Ahhh I didn’t look to see where she was, I thought she was at new Brighton for some reason
 
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Dont be late its history on Monday
Ffs I’m shit at that too

She’d be so more relatable to mums if they lounged around the house all morning, watching baby tv, covered in scrambled egg and hair like a burst mattress.

who’s she trying to kid that she has her life and shit together, she’s just copying other inflooenserrrr mummies the fucking dozyhole
 
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She’s already started with the history showing any ‘new Mammas’ what not to pack in their hospital bag..
 
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