Absofucklutley spot on girl!
Absofucklutley spot on girl!you’d never be at home would ya if you got the hump every time they moved stuff or pulled the cushions/shelves apart
never forget my friend saying to me ‘can tell you’ve never had kids before, you’ve still got stuff low and in reach - that’ll change when he starts moving’ fuck me if that wasn’t the truest sentence ever.
Everything got put on the top shelf or removed completely (if it hadn’t already been broken first) absolutely nothing is safe and if you want to have a minutes peace/eyes off them you’ve got no chance. Meals out as a familyare not the one in those early moving days, that last for for quite a while, unless you’ve got the patience of the saint or just don’t give a fuck about anyone else enjoyment, including your own. It’s not a moan, it’s just fact. You’vejust got to go with it a lot of the time because it’s all part of the process
I’m no expert but I’m fresh in the midst of toddlerhood and it’s hectic
Like Scouse bird saying Cora won the womb lotteryOlive is so memorised by all the new languages she’s learning.. maybe she could teach her mother English
Also her ‘thank you Olive for being my daughter’ is just the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, poor little sods got no choice.
That’s just made me have a nose and seen she changed address. Had a Google, please tell me that the beautiful house on right move is not what she’s in now. Proper family house with playroom and lovely kitchen.Just checked her accounts on companies house.....ouch! Looks like someone will be grabbing a rusty fridge soon they way her accounts r carrying on
Toddlers are terrorists sent to test every last bit of your patience. I cannot wait until Olive is properly on the move grabbing everything, arching her back as Kate tries to restrain her into the car seat, climbing out the high chair in the fancy restaurants she will no doubt try and take her to!you’d never be at home would ya if you got the hump every time they moved stuff or pulled the cushions/shelves apart
never forget my friend saying to me ‘can tell you’ve never had kids before, you’ve still got stuff low and in reach - that’ll change when he starts moving’ fuck me if that wasn’t the truest sentence ever.
Everything got put on the top shelf or removed completely (if it hadn’t already been broken first) absolutely nothing is safe and if you want to have a minutes peace/eyes off them you’ve got no chance. Meals out as a familyare not the one in those early moving days, that last for for quite a while, unless you’ve got the patience of the saint or just don’t give a fuck about anyone else enjoyment, including your own. It’s not a moan, it’s just fact. You’vejust got to go with it a lot of the time because it’s all part of the process
I’m no expert but I’m fresh in the midst of toddlerhood and it’s hectic
She’s annihilated that house!! It’s such a shame as it would have made a lovely family home. I still can’t get over what she’s done to it.That’s just made me have a nose and seen she changed address. Had a Google, please tell me that the beautiful house on right move is not what she’s in now. Proper family house with playroom and lovely kitchen.
Why does she feel the need to take her to every single class going? 1 or 2 a week is surely enough. A 9 month old baby does not need a language class, it’s something you can definitely do at home. My god she’s so detached from real life it’s laughable.Language class? Can someone with a baby clarify this because I’m sat here thinking Olive’s off to learn Spanish next and I’m pissing myself
scouse bird only sees Cora once a month now? Is there a thread for SB?Like Scouse bird saying Cora won the womb lotteryand now she sees her once a month
Oh I got my bespoke this too! Learnt my lesson with my LG, hers was grey and she was fumin. Got a bJust bought my bespoke this. Someone else bought my daughters and it was a neutral one and she never bothered with it so I’m going with all the colours and flashing lights for baby boy
I may be exaggerating but it doesn’t seem like she sees her often! There’s a thread in the bloggers sectionscouse bird only sees Cora once a month now? Is there a thread for SB?
“Good mooooorning”Olives first word - what's your bets guyzz????
Bonjour
Hola
Guten Tag
Salvo
Jumbo
Truff
Yes come on over search scouse bird blogsscouse bird only sees Cora once a month now? Is there a thread for SB?
Scouse bird stinks pass it on 🥸scouse bird only sees Cora once a month now? Is there a thread for SB?
TrollOlives first word - what's your bets guyzz????
Bonjour
Hola
Guten Tag
Salvo
Jumbo
Truff
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