Fuck off no she wasnt!!!!!!!!Yeah she was on first dates a few years ago but it aired last year. Khm didnt mention it until we did on here
Imagine her shits tonightSame. I bet it all smells like raw bacteria / food poisoning
No vol au vents Bongo?It just looks and sounds pretentious as fuck. Get some disposable foil trays with a few frozen sausage rolls on, and another for the chicken legs. I don’t want cocktail sausages in my jelly and Ice cream, cheers Gurtrude.
Tell me about it, fucking council estate sue selling a box of gray looking sarnies with a few scones and lidl jam calling it an afternoon tea....its a no from me thanksMy local Facebook groups are full of people selling tray cakes / afternoon teas etc and one look at their profile pic tells me it’s a NO from me thanks. That said a bit of salmonella might help me lose some of the lockdown timber so maybe I should consider it!
Aww I actually like Mez on this, she's a proper scouse nan...mez on first dates
It’s a Mother’s Day Gifd box...but be quick.....only 64 available.What we guessing this REVEL is then
Is this the big REVEL
She will be eating a big mac next week the silly cuntThere is no way that baby only started weaning 3 weeks ago. Fucking avocado on toast?? She’ll be on Beef Wellington with all the trimming by Saturday at this rate.
Just loves her food like her ma.There is no way that baby only started weaning 3 weeks ago. Fucking avocado on toast?? She’ll be on Beef Wellington with all the trimmings by Saturday at this rate.
Not for me thanks, sausage. Just a big hefty plate of the sausage de la roll.No vol au vents Bongo?
Aww first lockdown memoriesThose shit graze boxes always remind me of this
Get to aldi and make yourself a few butties and be done with it View attachment 462003
Same, someone ordered a kebab and they were given 2 my mistake and asked on the group if anyone wanted itIn my local faceboook freebies group people keep offering out extra of whatever they’ve been cooking.
“I’ve got an extra bowl of vegetable soup, if anyone’s interested”. I know times are hard and that but No f**king thanks, couldn’t think of anything worse.
Hope you are starting to feel even a little bit betterWoke up having a massive anxiety attack today which resulted in me getting all wound up over my fella dumping me again. Floods of tears all morning then I come on here and get a proper laugh. Can’t even express how much I love you all
Can’t believe how massive Olif looks next to Mez, does she just look small next to THM?! Arrr mez though, she always looks like she’d rather not be wherever she is hahaha
I just read that as sausage delo rollNot for me thanks, sausage. Just a big hefty plate of the sausage de la roll.
Absolutely love the profile picSame, someone ordered a kebab and they were given 2 my mistake and asked on the group if anyone wanted it
Thank youHope you are starting to feel even a little bit better
I don’t often comment on here, only when someone fucks me off enough to comment.. It’s usually when people like this one fuck the NHS over by not abiding by Rules that are legal and are there to be kept to for a reason.mez on first dates
Don’t forget overpriced bags/boxes of penny sweets being manhandled without glovesMy local Facebook groups are full of people selling tray cakes / afternoon teas etc and one look at their profile pic tells me it’s a NO from me thanks. That said a bit of salmonella might help me lose some of the lockdown timber so maybe I should consider it!
‘Anyone doing Roast Dinners?!’ Nah Hun, go peel some spuds you lazy sod!In my local faceboook freebies group people keep offering out extra of whatever they’ve been cooking.
“I’ve got an extra bowl of vegetable soup, if anyone’s interested”. I know times are hard and that but No f**king thanks, couldn’t think of anything worse.
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