Katie Hayes #59 The only ring she’s getting is a ring door bell

[longtimelurker76]

Oh thats made me howl, see my comment from 17th Feb. Literally providing content for her. She's deffo trolling us now haha no shame whatsoever.

she genuinely is trolling us at this point

I can’t even say the word troll now without hearing her voice
TROLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Violetx]

Cheap vs expensive - she managed to make them both look tit. What’s the point if it’s so rushed and she’s not gonna talk her audience through it hahaa they gained duck all from that!

I don’t even know what the end result was

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

I don’t even know what the end result was

I got whiplash from trying to read what products she was using. Literally blink and you miss it. Shambles.

 

[12055584]

Is that a tint brush hairdressers use?!!! Wtf. she is mind boggling

Petition to not allow anything that has food from other cultures involved in it be referred to as pasta. Why do people cream over bleeping fajita or Big Mac pasta - I love a carb heavy meal but some of these concoctions are so grim and they look even worse

 

[wiganuser]

Petition to not allow anything that has food from other cultures involved in it be referred to as pasta. Why do people cream over bleeping fajita or Big Mac pasta - I love a carb heavy meal but some of these concoctions are so grim and they look even worse

Sallie axl creams herself over a pasta dish, it's so bleeping basic my 4 year old could rustle it up,

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When the fruit machine you ordered turns up

She looks like the bouncer on the door from my local wetherspoons

 

[12055584]

Does she think the rose lemonade is Rosé wine? Wishing for Friday so she can crack it open? It’s (gross) pop, love.

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Especially since she supposedly had that in her pocket the Other day

Does she think the rose lemonade is Rosé wine? Wishing for Friday so she can crack it open? It’s (gross) pop, love.

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bleeping fri-yay
What a basic bastard

 

[Belle Amie]

Truff must be really kicking it today , proper Pongy. Delo telling her to have a bath

Just so he can have half an hour in bed by himself

 

[BettyBeau]

Mez is bleeping sick of her tit isn’t she.
I bet she had to pay for that coffee, Truff won’t put her smelly massive hand in her crumb laced pockets

Her face in this why has she stuck a 50 pence in each eye howling

 

[wiganuser]

Mez is bleeping sick of her tit isn’t she.
I bet she had to pay for that coffee, Truff won’t put her smelly massive hand in her crumb laced pockets

Mez makes me fuckin howl the way she scowls at truff. I bet shes the type to say she looks fat in an outfit

 

[QueenBarb2]

Her face in this why has she stuck a 50 pence in each eye howling

Isn’t it mad that her face was chisled in January and now it’s shaped like a burst egg

 

[Brooke Davis]

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When the fruit machine you ordered turns up

She doesn’t even look pregnant here just fat

 

[Verydemanding]

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When the fruit machine you ordered turns up

Am I alright leaving this here love? Or shall I take it round back?

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“Das Boot! I don’t care if it’s the Last of the Mohiecans - it’s not going in my club” for any old Phoenix Nights fans among us

 

[GossipBlue]

I don’t even know what the end result was

I am Gobsmacked at just how much makeup she puts on her face. Is that normal? Or am I behind the times? She must look so strange in real life with that much slap on her face.

 

[Annaevz]

New reader here! Do you guys have any gossip on Oh Darlin/Cheryl I can read about? A link or something? I actually trained there with lash extensions back in 2018 around the time they had just moved into Oh Darlin but was still in construction (lmao)

anything would be great! TIA x

 

[Glittercandy12]

What song would come out of her ass when she farts?

Bing Crosby and David Bowie the little drummer boy
pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

or
Patrick Swayze - she’s like the wind

 

[Abongo]

Bing Crosby and David Bowie the little drummer boy
pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

or
Patrick Swayze - she’s like the wind

She’s got bad wind. Through her cheeks.
She farts at night, next to me.
She leads me to moonlight only to burn me with her bum. she’s opened her arse, and she doesn’t know what she’s doneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I feel the wiff in my face, her bum is close to me, can’t believe it’s her arse, and I can’t breatheeeeeee.
Just a fool to believe she can have whatever she wants to eat. She’s got bad wind.

 

[Perfectsmile01]

She’s got bad wind. Through her cheeks.
She farts at night, next to me.
She leads me to moonlight only to burn me with her bum. she’s opened her arse, and she doesn’t know what she’s doneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I feel the wiff in my face, her bum is close to me, can’t believe it’s her arse, and I can’t breatheeeeeee.
Just a fool to believe she can have whatever she wants to eat. She’s got bad wind.

Bongo can you sing this please in Big Brother / Love Island voice-over style

 

[Abongo]

Bongo can you sing this please in Big Brother / Love Island voice-over style

Watch this space

 

[Glittercandy12]

She’s got bad wind. Through her cheeks.
She farts at night, next to me.
She leads me to moonlight only to burn me with her bum. she’s opened her arse, and she doesn’t know what she’s doneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I feel the wiff in my face, her bum is close to me, can’t believe it’s her arse, and I can’t breatheeeeeee.
Just a fool to believe she can have whatever she wants to eat. She’s got bad wind.

I was hoping someone would do one of the songs and change the words

I’ll give it a go

shes got smelly farts, they come from her bum,
a rum pum pum pum

 

[Abongo]

I was hoping someone would do one of the songs and change the words

I’ll give it a go

shes got smelly farts, they come from her bum,
a rum pum pum pum