Katie Hayes #30 My ice cream brings all the trolls to the yard, me mates garden..... is be

[Letmetellya]

Imagine seeing her in that outfit and actually wanting to purchase anything she’s got on. I’m actually dying inside at how good she thinks she looks. Everything looks like a crumpled crisp packet and why is her skin, make up, clothing, accessories, wall colour all the same shade - a big beige buffet.

Because she’s beeen using the crease release on her floors instead of her clothes.
i was one of those to click the link but only to see How much they had the audacity to charge people for sheriff showdown boots

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Your a proper little star lass. Apparently I use the word Like after most sentences. The Shame Like.

Also I have an auntie who is born scouse but has lived in the North East for most of her adult life....the mixture of the 2 accents/words she uses is just #classact #funnyashell

are they the crocodile shoes that jimmy nail sang about #bespokefugly


Same!

Going to bed with Crocodile shoes in my head now

No I thought exactly the same!!! She’s like the hulk here!

Those PJs.. just because you can get them on and fasten them Kate doesn’t mean they fit

1 fart and they will split

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Also I have an auntie who is born scouse but has lived in the North East for most of her adult life....the mixture of the 2 accents/words she uses is just #classact #funnyashell


Going to bed with Crocodile shoes in my head now


1 fart and they will split

They should be on ya feet man, not in ya head.

 

[gigi_93]

Oh no please don’t tell me she thinks that number means 2500 people bought the boots hahahahahaha!! go and learn how analytics work you stupid bleeping idiot

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Eee some of you need your eyes testing he’s not nice at all! And I could not ride a man that small, not even reverse cowgirl. Would actually knock me sick

 

[Tricia47636]

Eee some of you need your eyes testing he’s not nice at all! And I could not ride a man that small, not even reverse cowgirl. Would actually knock me sick

I am not partial to a man shorter or skinnier than me

 

[Gossipqueen95]

There’s definitely one in the walk-in as it’s on her grid. Let’s face it, she’s probably got a full length mirror in every room so she can gawp at herself.

The walk in wardrobe is probs a tip from all her momma glamming

 

[Moffat1]

So olif has done every jobby scenario under the sun, more than any other dreamy bespoke baby has in her first 5 weeks of life. But now she’s constipated? I also don’t get the colic chat either, surely babies don’t have colic for only 2 feeds out their day? And why is she still saying she’s seeing her midwife when she would be seeing I am Health Visitor now the baby is nearly 6 weeks? Unless it’s different in England compared to Scotland but you are usually signed off by MW by now. I’m sure she’ll be relieved when she does sign KHM off as she seems to be on the phone to her constantly checking what she’s doing is ‘okay’. Just change her formula if baby seems unhappy or ask your momma pals what they used Hate slagging mums off but she’s doing my head in with her posting every single day about how great she is and how fab it all is. She’s has no sense of reality and is making it look piss easy. When in true fact it’s the hardest job in the world.
If she could string a proper sentence together and spell properly then I could probably process all the above info but that will never happen. It’s like decoding utter waffle.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

So olif has done every jobby scenario under the sun, more than any other dreamy bespoke baby has in her first 5 weeks of life. But now she’s constipated? I also don’t get the colic chat either, surely babies don’t have colic for only 2 feeds out their day? And why is she still saying she’s seeing her midwife when she would be seeing I am Health Visitor now the baby is nearly 6 weeks? Unless it’s different in England compared to Scotland but you are usually signed off by MW by now. I’m sure she’ll be relieved when she does sign KHM off as she seems to be on the phone to her constantly checking what she’s doing is ‘okay’. Just change her formula if baby seems unhappy or ask your momma pals what they used Hate slagging mums off but she’s doing my head in with her posting every single day about how great she is and how fab it all is. She’s has no sense of reality and is making it look piss easy. When in true fact it’s the hardest job in the world.
If she could string a proper sentence together and spell properly then I could probably process all the above info but that will never happen. It’s like decoding utter waffle.

I thought that! How is she pooing everywhere but also constipated??? And who taught her to uses dashes instead of full stops because they want sacking.

 

[CatHun]

'Life savouring' sheep I hope in amongst all that tat in Olive's room there's a dictionary because she's got no chance otherwise!

As for those pjs...my mum would say they fit her where they touch her

Also - has anyone else noticed there's clearly no full length mirror in the dreamy bespoke walk in wardrobe former lounge? All her outfit photos are taken in her bedroom or the kitchen

the full length mirror in the walk in living room probably reflects the window where you can see the driveway so she can’t use it for photos.
Poor renovation skills there delo

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

I thought that! How is she pooing everywhere but also constipated??? And who taught her to uses dashes instead of full stops because they want sacking.

Because she’s probably fed tyre tit milk one day and then aptamil from a crusty bottle fresh out the dishwasher, or is it steriliser?

 

[Blahblahblahhhhhh]

Make your mind up girl! Either Olive is shatting up the wall or she ain’t shatting at all?

Maybe she’s getting confused with her own brown sharks? Constantly chatting poo!

Also if she’s just having one bottle of formula night then that ain’t really enough to massively disrupt her little digestive system. So if you’re breast feeding/expressing (my assss) then take a look at your own diet Truffalo. Breast milk chocca with red wine, truffle oil and cubes of cheddar cheese probably isn’t the best idea... bleeping horror.

Oh and iron your clothes

 

[Pink Sparkle]

Toxic filters that warp reality... and make girls hate their bodies


#

Kate in a nutshell!

 

[Here4the_goss]

So OHD was on Hipp and now moved to Aptamil, but I am sure there was a photos ages ago with Aptamil in the background! She can’t keep up with the tit she’s chatting! And if your baby truly has colic, my god you’ll know about it!!! You won’t be going to your mates back garden in the evening for dreamy sunset photos!

 

[Hereforthegossss]

I literally can't get over how arrogant she is !! Thinks she's Alan Sugar saving businesses, one Instagram post at a time.
Absolutely deluded thinking that everyone who clicked that link yesterday actually purchased the boots, people were just nosing where she got those naughty blag Isabel Marant style boats on her feet from.
All the stuff too about promoting small businesses like she's a Momma Mogul herself. At end of day she owns a small business, if hers was thriving she would have a proper living room and they wouldn't be trying to flog cake lessons in a supposed beauty academy
Thinks she's Rockafella..... she's not !!!

 

[ohok]

All the supporting small business stuff must have come from the socialista. Kate wants more free tit and to grow her following cos she’s got olives clothes sorted til she’s 35. The actual makeup and clothes freebies are drying up.

chat tit, get brands THM

 

[Kermitsbuisness]

What i don't understand is, if breastfeeding is going so dreamy, and she is producing enough milk to feed the five thousand like she brags, why is she bothering giving her a formula bottle if its upsetting her that much To the point she has colic and constipation? Doesnt add up. We all know she doesn't breastfeed. Why is she going to great lengths pretending she does like splashIng water on her tshirts pretending she has leaked all around tesco. Its mad.

Remember that meme of that fella saying, ‘why you always lying, stop bleeping lyingggg’ Does anyone else sing that when reading her stories?

 

[Moffat1]

Make your mind up girl! Either Olive is shatting up the wall or she ain’t shatting at all?

Maybe she’s getting confused with her own brown sharks? Constantly chatting poo!

Also if she’s just having one bottle of formula night then that ain’t really enough to massively disrupt her little digestive system. So if you’re breast feeding/expressing (my assss) then take a look at your own diet Truffalo. Breast milk chocca with red wine, truffle oil and cubes of cheddar cheese probably isn’t the best idea... bleeping horror.

Oh and iron your clothes

Never even crossed my mind that she probably doesn’t know that what she eats will affect the baby when she’s BF. I hope she’s not drinking utter shite shinny shakes her calorie intake is prob too low to keep her milk supply up and it’l be confused with all the expressing she did at the start. I think she should have just fed olive and never even mentioned she was doing this or doing that. Feed however you want but don’t lie about it if you are going to document your journey. I follow plenty influencers who have babies and I couldn’t care less how they are fed.
I’m almost due a baby myself and gladly I have brain cells and haven’t paid any attention to anything she has posted or recommended any other ‘mommas’. Wish I could unfollow her but I can’t help but look!

 

[Fluffyducks]

Why an earth would she still be asking her midwife for feeding advice, she would have been discharged weeks ago as Olive was so dreamy and was just so perfect. Does she mean the health visitor? Does she just think they’re the same person

 

[Abongo]

All the supporting small business stuff must have come from the socialista. Kate wants more free tit and to grow her following cos she’s got olives clothes sorted til she’s 35. The actual makeup and clothes freebies are drying up.

chat tit, get brands THM

Chat tit get brands