I thought she was getting bespoke advice from lauryn Goodman who is actually pumping so much she’s struggling with oversupply. Where’s the sleep witch feedeatspeak, I thought she’s be straight over at the whiff of an influencer dropping a sprogAbsolutely, that baby would be cluster feeding and she 100% would not be getting 9 hours sleep or out at restaurants, this is why women give up breastfeeding as morons like her give terrible advice. I think she made such a thing about breastfeeding that she now doesn’t want to admit she’s struggling, even exclusively pumping is brutal! Pointless her being gifted all these pumpsshe’s such a knob, give Olive her bespoke formula in her bespoke bottle and stop filling Instagram with awful advice!
Penguin from Batman was my first thoughtWho I think of when she goes on about her big belly and skinny legs
Did she actually, what the actual fuckSoz if someone’s already posted this but..
FED IS BREAST GUUUYYZZZ MMMKAY
Can’t believe the numpty blocked you twice like.Hahaha no it isn’t me. She blocked my
Personal account and my lurking account but I do need to Make a new one
Your pic hahahahaha
Tbh she’s taking those magic placenta pills they make you feel amazingI have no words- new to following her (thanks Tattle for that) can’t believe she’s doing so much a week after a c section! Fucking bonkers! She will crash and burn soon surely....
My sister has two kids, I’m sure she spent £300 on those pills when she had her second and said she felt no fucking better than she did after her firstTbh she’s taking those magic placenta pills they make you feel amazingHighly doubt it like just another placebo thing
She keeps us rolling with shite as she just spouts it out of her bespoke gob.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
HONEST TO GOD. CAN SHE GET ANYMORE FUCKIN ODD LOOKIN
PIE FEET
SLAB BACK
FLAT NIPPLES
SQUARE HEAD
“AV ALWAYS HAD A BIG TUM AND SKINNY LEGS”
She blocked my personal one because even though she bangs on abar no one messaging her off their personal one I fucking did, months ago. I was proper nice with her and everything I said was logical and she was a fucking tit back, dead aggressive then blocked me.Can’t believe the numpty blocked you twice like.You best do the cake day. Lets do a go fund barb no carbs is doing a empathy date with a rancid cake date. I’ll donate obvs.
I’m sorry but who in the right mind tells 154k followers she has flat nipsDJ Indesit’s a lucky guy with those flat burger nips
Or a bald miniIt’s like coming on and saying you have a fat fanny ffs
Fed is breast is up there with i am health visitor and i am midwifeFED IS BREAST - that’s a new one
Also she’s not once said the word “Medela”, she 100% does not know how to pronounce it, but it’s meant to be really good
She will be on the stories next week telling us all that placenta plus is so amayzennn it’s made her eyelashes grow (or was that the giftEd hairburst), her hair not fall out (or was that the gifted hair extensions), makes milk flow out her flat nips (or was that the gifted pumps) and lets her do a full momma glamTbh she’s taking those magic placenta pills they make you feel amazingHighly doubt it like just another placebo thing
She’s fuck full of shit, she tells porkies day in day out her sheep must think she’s amazing and bypass the bullshit where we allShe did but she also said she was expressing once a day in the morning. Probably getting a few oz which is great when your newborn has 1oz a time. But now she will be taking 2-3oz every 3 hours I don’t think her 10oz of hand expressed is going to cut it! With pumping you need to mimic baby feedin so at least 2-4 times a night! Don’t think she’s going to keep it up
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