Lots of new followers so here’s a recap poem
Olive Hayes (sorry Haze) The baby who went to her first garden rave...at only 9 days.
Katie told us just one hour but that’s not why we took offence, we’re in a worldwide pandemic have you got no commonsense.
Whilst oliff was at the rave she lay across two chairs, then a man named leccy legs appeared and suddenly she was no longer scared.
He shown her how to salsa and operate the pram then off She went to market to buy some teddy ham.
Miss piggy also went to market to purchase home made pies i think thats were she met delo although I think she forgets her lies.
#Porky pies and wandering eyes
If only you would stay home bondings such an important time, but instead your out drinking cocktails vodka gin and wine.
Olives mommy is insecure and possibly bonkers mad, and I think poor Oliff is wishing that man leccy legs was her dad.
Not showing Oliffs face, Kate your such a hypocrite I’m sick of seeing her hand, her two hairs and a nit.
THM is an aspiring influencer with followers near and far but one day karma will come...and expose who you really are.
If you seen her in the street she looks different to her squares, the only real thing about her is actually her fake hair.
Promoting products daily that haven’t even been tried, giving misleading information to new mums quite frankly...a pack of lies.
Pretending life is perfect with a vagina sewn up like a clam, we still don’t know Oliffs hair colour due to the filters used on Instagram.
We know you edit photos and the signs to look out for and It won’t be long until your followers also know the score.
I followed her page for makeup now all I get is titty talk we don’t give a damn about you expressing your making us want to balk.
You tell us something different about breastfeeding every day, and now you’ve admitted you have flat nipples wow..polish tits fair play.
I am midwife has been fired from a comment shared by Kate, she uses things to her advantage and attempts to manipulate.
Turning up at a “trolls” house in the middle of the night, oh Kate I was meant to ask...you did you ever paint the wall white?
Drama seems to surround her, yet it’s all a websites fault, but note everything she says we now take with a pinch of salt.
THM makes mistakes and begs to be left alone, but then will go an post a story another one we cant condone.
I would love nothing more for you to share this on your daily posts,
so all of your followers can realise that your nothing but a hoax.
Notes for illiterate readers eg I AM MIDWIFE
meaning of condone - (behaviour that is considered morally wrong or offensive)
- meaning of hoax - a humorous or malicious deception.
FED IS BREAST MMMKAY