Katie Hayes #207 Channelling Lady die but smells like a sweaty meat pie

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Foodaholic

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Chatterbox2412 said:
Not really related to KhM (although possibly a similar smell) but local ladies, can you tell me is the Blue Planet Aquarium any good?
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Not been in years but I'd favour the one in the museum tbh. Also there's on in trafford centre by legoland. That was really good.
 
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Not_A_Troll said:
Kinda surprised she didn’t name the baby Rose
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Or she could have done it phonetically and gone with Rozay to be different
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Something tells me when she orders rosé she’s pronouncing it rose anyhow. She’s missing an opportunity to rhyme it with beret/berry!
 
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Brooke Davis

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enhanced forest said:
saw them parked in a disabled space outside sainsbury's on sunday, didn't know you get a blue badge for being thick
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See so many people do this in their flash cars, was a woman in rock ferry shopping who clearly was not disabled and didn’t have kids parked in disabled in her new bmw….

I didn’t even park in disabled parking when I had surgery on my foot and couldn't walk on it for like 2 weeks!
 
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Not exactly getting her research from The Lancet or peer reviewed studies eh!

Can’t believe she’s near enough the same weight as me. I’m also may be an inch or two taller and I do not look like her size at all
 
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ReginaPhalange4

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1. Mortified for him throwing his hands up
2. Please someone have tea, surely there was scenes when evicted from the VIP table
3. Skin is skinning 👀 someone gift her a mustache wax
4. Both Matt and Olive's hair looks coarse/crimped again. Not editing are you Kate 🤥
5. Beryl looks wrecked
6. She reminds me so much of Alice Evans in this post with the sunglasses with demon Trolive upto her usual antics. Who posts with a child eating a yoghurt front and centre? 🤢

And I'm caught up!
 

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Rothsey

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BirkenheadTranny said:
Thanks for making the new thread @quinzel. You where very keen and got in there faster than Kate on a gifted scran 🫶

Congrats to our @Retro80s for the winning thread title which is an absolute corker 🥳

While we're accustomed to Kates low IQ and silly typo's, she's even surpassed her own stupidity this time with what will surely go down in Truff history as being fuckin awful even for her standards

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Hey Kate, you dropped this *hands over her homophobia 🤦🏻‍♀️

Honestly urging Matt to hurry up and get this clown a carer because she surely eats crayons and uses her fingers to add up

For clarity, Kate attended yet another best friends wedding where the gospel queer choir where performing and a heavily filtered bison even rolled out the spare child who was clearly wearing Olive's shoes from last month judging from the size of them. And then you had poor Matt busting out of his blouse with his chippy tits
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Talking of the brown haired kids feet....
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Actually petrifying 😱

And while we're on the subject of the non Scandinavian beauty, Kate took to insta with one of her weekly essays moaning about how the second child has affected her life and complaining how its so hard to make plans. You'd almost be forgiven for feeling sorry for our poor old caged up and deprived heffalump until you read the actual truth...
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And Kate is also puzzled as to why a special milk hasn't been invented to help the rarest of rare allergy babies.... almost as if nutramagin and neocate don't exist 🤔 Or hear me out.... could it be our pale skinned Bezza does not have an allergy thus a highly educated medical professional has declined to prescribe a special formula and Truffs got the pure fume because how dare they over ride her diagnosis!!! Seems likely 😬

Trolls where thoroughly disgusted to see a reel posted showing Kates bad choices coming back to haunt her and the poor allergy baby bearing the brunt. Because the feral Olive who has never been given a boundary or taught how to behave, acted in a way that could have caused Berry serious harm. Oluv was jumping all over her useless mothers head while she was clutching the poor newborn by the throat as she was chatting shit into her phone. Not only did the kid knock her mother's specs off, she was mere millimetres away from taking Berry's head off with her huge foot and not one ounce of concern was shown for the baby 😡
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In other news, our Scamderella is show casing the latest in bullshit with these progress pictures. Clearly thinking her followers are as thick as she is and can't see that the bottom picture has the leggings pulled further up on a sucked in belly 🙄 but yeah, sure truff, take my money 🫡🖕
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And it's not only the body. She's giving our triple threat a run for his money with the face as well because she's now in her ✨️ clean girl era ✨️ (meaning she's getting a wash now and again) And guyssssss, the skin is skinning. Like a dolphin and the glow that definitely isn't caused by product not yet absorbed or by the chemical peel pads shes been shilling the last few weeks...no, the sorcery is down to a completely different product and one that she would never recommend unless she believed in it herself. Because guys, we know shes completely honest and wouldnt promote anything she wouldnt buy herself 🤥
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The cunt needs medicating surely 🫠

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And so the glow up journey continues on into bank holiday Monday when Mez had the honour of financing a day trip to cbeebies land for her daughter and her spawn, when the poor cow can't even afford a back windscreen wiper
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New face, who dis?
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Lay off the fillers big fella and buy ya ma a plate of roasties

In what turned out to be one of her biggest fashion fails of the century, Truff treated us to this abomination of a jacket in a reel where she forgot to shave off the usual 5 stone prior to posting

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And even though she's lost loads of weight 🤥 she's not dieting guys, she's just counting calories
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I'm afraid so @gossip29, they're surely imminent 🫣

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Trolls still question Matts choices every day

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And you can't help but feel sorry for the soft cunt. Look at how happy he is here. Clearly mistook the contraption for a gas chamber and he could literally smell his freedom... alongside the the musty smell of the mollied up tarts waiting for him in the rockferry gaff 😭
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Happy birthday Matt. We hope you enjoyed your gifted birthday night out where you left your dignity at the door as usual and scranned that much free food your bird had to take her dress off 🐷

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And seeing as she's been forgotten, happy birthday also from your much longed for rainbow baby whom absolutely isn't here just because Kate wanted to join Naomi's IVF train. Because God forbid the attention is on somebody else

Word of advice Matthew, please don't leave this moron in charge of homework with your kids. Give them a fighting chance 🙏
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However, trolls are delighted to see that Kate is finally getting help with her foetal alcohol syndrome
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Step 1 in overcoming your mental impairments Kate, is putting an end to this shit. You're a mother of 2 in your 30s. Just please stop
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And main trolls can we all just bow our heads and take part in a collective minute silence for our fallen soldier @RubySky478

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💀👑 most excellent recap Queen!
 
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