Katie Hayes #206 Not a Berry good mum

[Pocuspeg]

What the fuck is she on about now? (I’m guessing that wasn’t the only wine she had tonight)

that's my new profile pic! Thanks Truff.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

I am waiting for todays unintentionally hilarious typo

 

[Leodog19]

was just thinking it’s about time for a new profile pic

That ring

 

[button moon]

How often has poor wee Barry been cuddled and left in the house in the last few weeks and now she is mother earth.. what a bloody joke.

 

[spookydooky]

Is she saying Matts her brother?

Theres a viral tiktok video of a guy saying Brother eww, silly bint can't even get that right!

 

[gigi_93]

Aren’t the Doonas dangerous? I’ve seen loads on tiktok saying you should never use them

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

No wonder Olive put mud in the biscuits Kate (even though I’m not sure I believe it happened) when you’re forcing her to wear floral monstrosities too.
Why’s she M&S’s biggest fan all of a sudden?

 

[InchSchlong]

I've actually just started getting individual false lashes put on and it's so weird not having to bother with mascara. Not sure it's sustainable long term though as it's £25 a pop!

I always used to have lash extentions because I have ginger, invisible eyelashes but gave it up a couple of years ago because it was so expensive.
I now (probably, definitely against the advice of trained professionals) do my own lash lift and tint. Costs me less than £4 every 6-8 weeks (using Brow Bomb professional stuff) and they look amazing and go up to my eyebrows!
Fave mascara, when I use it, which is never these days is Estee Lauder Double Wear. Doesn't budge at all!


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[chattycatty]

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Wtf....

Oh no she didnt 🫣

 

[LeonoreGuest]

She has the same body shape as the Bluey and Bingo costumes.

I was coming on to say exactly this!! Exactly the same shape.

 

[Bunny Rockard]

Massive spot/boil behind his ear

Probably an embedded earring. #TripleThreat Read the wiki.

 

[Foodaholic]

I am ashamed to say I participated in the lemon bottle fad to try and rid my second chin in essence it is marketed as an injection for fat loss, very similar to aqualx but less painful and minimal swelling. It did sweet naf all for me haha!

I believe research has now come out to say that it has no active ingredients that can help with "dissolving fat" and is all a bit of a sham

Ah thanks troll! I've always wondered what it was for. Seen people advertising it x

 

[InchSchlong]

Was stuck in traffic just before by that campervan place on Dunningsbridge. Was the winner ever announced?

Remember when she slept onto of delos van in the storm? Ha

Yes, the winner was announced and there was a recording of them collecting the van.

They are currently running another and haven't used truff yet, Thank god!

 

[plonkington]

Jesus Christ allergy baby. Allergic to her shite

trolls I need some help, my little bespoke seems to have her skin set off by suncream and the terrible mother I am has just worked it out after suffering with heat rash almost all last summer because her skin can’t sweat properly , we’ve tried a few different brands over the last yeah or 2 but I’m stuck! Any help appreciated

p.s still cracking up about her clean girl era meaning she washed

 

[Tomi2015]

Love how she says “century” instead of “sensory”
See the calories counting is going well with fox chocolate chip chocolate coated huge cookies….

Troll!!! She’s in a deficit. Truff deficit is bespoke and exclusive. It her favourite

 

[Onlyhereforthegossip]

Are there any other threads worth a read? Fat kecks is like a sleeping pill to me now.

Stephanie Vavron on the TikTokers thread. She’s an absolute howler. Currently in ‘baby reindeer’ territory too

 

[Fashungoth]

say what now?????

She might mean motto but tbh it's anyone's guess, I doubt Kate herself is certain.

 

[SOJISUB]

She’s talking a good game but I couldn’t even walk around a convenience store with my baby in a pram/car seat and that poor baby has spent how much in it the last few days?
I don’t doubt there’s something but it’s not nowhere like she’s making out. Mine lived in a baby carrier before we got them truly sorted out (as do many others! Or constantly being held) x

ETA - when I talk about this, I have 3 children with CMPA/severe reflux over 7 years and following so many pages/forums about it.

Allergies babies aren’t not spoken about so they are spoken about then FMFL how can a person be so fucking thick, she burns my head out

 

[Bunny Rockard]

Sorry to interrupt: Does any kind troll have an ASOS discount code I could use please?

Back on track: Kate Hayes makeup is an unpalatable, homophobic, racist bully. Read the wiki.

 

[Jodevo]

Scr

I don’t know if I’m over tired or what, but I have just woke my gammon up laughing at this. I feel tight on baby Bez, but fml Kate, this is just stupid now

Crying she makes me HOWL