Katie Hayes #206 Not a Berry good mum

[Marmaladethecat]

Wtf....

 

[Retro80s]

Thread suggestion ~ Channelling Lady die but smells like a sweaty meat pie

 

[longtimelurker1992]

I don’t know if I’m over tired or what, but I have just woke my gammon up laughing at this. I feel tight on baby Bez, but fml Kate, this is just stupid now

 

[Delstar]

I’m also a geek Truff, and this took me less than 2 mins to analyse the data in Excel This is the reason I’d rather spend my dinner money on decent make-up and not Collection shite or other cheap “dupes”.
On the left is all 53 ingredients in CT Wonderglow primer, and on the right is the 38 ingredients in Collection’s glow primer. Only 12 ingredients are the same, so it’s absolutely not a dupe for CT.
Fruit and flower oils for my skin, or synthetic beeswax?

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together

CONTENT BABY ERA
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her

And can i just answer this troll here ...

@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

And let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man

And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb fuck of a mother chats shit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a shit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠

The fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram

Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them

Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly

But rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors

But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy shit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda?

And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....

So we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet

Well @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent

GLOW UP ERA

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some shit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......

Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...

Our @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild

And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed

She doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays

Who needs 2 hands anyway?

Due to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs

Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu

We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess

Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft cunt went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick

And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket

UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN

MOM OF 2 ERA

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting shit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹

Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff

Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....

As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently

Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?

Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive

It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?

We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹

Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....

We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up

But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks)

 

[Jodevo]

Philly must be at the Wedding & she's shitting herself

Phil’s not going the wedding, I however have inside sources..praying pics are put up tomorrow.

 

[Violetx]

I’m glad she gave that demonstration of how to put stick deodorant on; I’ve been eating it like a choc ice.

 

[Jellybean79]

Well she doesn’t have a couch to start with

 

[Eleanor Abernathy’s Cat]

They truly deserve each other.

Anyone else got a motor to share?

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Jesus Christ on a bike. ‘We love investing ourself and we love working on self because in order for us to be 1… My motor is we can’t pour from an empty cup..”
She defo needs help putting a straw into a carton, doesn’t she??

 

[JellyDonut]

I’m sorry but she has just GOT to have some kind of disorder or disability resulting in a low IQ. I don’t understand how Delo can be with her and basically not be taking advantage of her or how she passed her driving test or how she was a successful MUA years ago. She strikes me as the type to need a support worker. Absolutely nothing she does makes sense and I don’t think she has the mental capacity to understand much

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

I'll do a recap. Here goes....

Kate was and is still a sweaty, thunder cunt.

There.

 

[Maryhingex]

That floral jacket looks like she has squeezed herself into an old ladies oven glove.

 

[Delstar]

Katie Hayes #207 Lady Die and the Gospel Queer

 

[Jodevo]

I wonder how many of her so called “mates” call the kid a feral brat behind her back?

Quite a few…even ones that were at the wedding

 

[9Pine]

Mollie-May making sure she blends in and doesn’t outshine the bride! FFS.

 

[Noseyscouser82]

The most incredible gospel “queer” 🫠 I can’t even… what the hell is wrong with her??!!

And “Audreny Hetburn”… fucking hell!!

it’s only 6am and already she’s made me howl/cringe/wonder how much PIP she gets for her honest to God mental disability.

 

[gigi_93]

There’s something wrong with this woman and it’s deeply disturbing, she’s always been a crank/beg/liar, but the decline from when I first came to this thread to now is mad, is it just me??? Like her mental faculties have just gone? She seems unwell. Why is little legs not sorting it

 

[VelvetGoose]

These kinds of pics wind me up… she’s just pulled her pants up!!!
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Pissing myself at her new “snatched” jawline in the reflection

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Can't make plans because of the baby's allergy. Today she's took the baby whilst she had her hair done and to a PT. Monday she was at CBeebies land, last weekend she was at a 2 day wedding, the run up to the wedding all the "glam" appointments she was dragged along to.....

 

[Bunny Rockard]

Couldn’t the photographer have photoshopped her nail while she was changing their faces?

Jesus tonight! The nail! Read the wiki.