Whose jawline is that shape naturally? Even with your head on an angle her features are completely wonky and she’s randomly missing a patch of lip so her picture of her with her newborn baby has clearly been edited to give her a slimmer face. How bleeping sad. How about - if you don’t like the way you look in a photo - don’t share it?! I look like I’ve been hit by a bus in the two photos I’ve got of me straight after my baby was born. I look terrible so you know what I’ve done? Kept them for myself and my husband to look at, and one day my son. Neither of them will care what I look like in it but oh no, Kate has to filter hers to duck and distort her face and then lob the very un Kate Moss-like tits out for the instagram likes. Hun what do you think people expect you to look like? Nothing about that photo surprised me. There was no “insta v reality” because I can see exactly what you look like despite your crap filtering and clever angles. You really don’t fool half the people you think you do so please!
Oh and get a bleeping sofa and a living room so you don’t have to walk around your freezing kitchen feeding your week old baby.
she’s bloody Looney Tunes. I can’t remember which troll called it though. Oh I bet the restaurant loved that.
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