Green yoghurt please (the fat cunt lists it in the ingredients in the comments)Bullshit is that under 500 cals especially served with mayo. Who has garlic bread and mayonnaise? I’m just popping to the shop for some self raisinging flour does anyone want anything? Some battery acid for your skin care routines?
Maybe she halves the cals like she does her dress size
Green yoghurt? Took me a while to work that one out. Fuck sake shes a walking disaster area.That garlic bread probably has 8000 calories in it
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I just want to bookmark this here for the fact she says it's under 500 cals. You shouldn't be able to say something is when it clearly isn't. If it's 500 cals, thats because you know the measurements and the exact cal transfer of all the foods. She just "wings" everything. Also, 500 cals, plus mayo and a £5er AS A SIDE DISH. BITCH PLEASE.
SnapWhat is green yoghurt?
It’s not a recipe without a list of ingredient and measurements.
Hers is wayyyy more than 500 calories.
Thick. Fuck.
Omg same! 🫣It’s just hit me she means Greek yoghurt doesn’t she I thought she meant yoghurt in a green pot ffs I’m as bad as her.
Now times that by6 for the true caloriesSo I did the Lord’s work and added up all the cals.
I was very reasonable with the quantity on the cheese, olive oil and butter but let’s me honest her measurements would have been much bigger then what I accounted for. I also assumed she used babybel light
All in all, it came to grand total of 783.6 kcal.
if her “troops” can’t see how much of a the biggest BS lying horrible piece of shit she is now they deserve to have her do their makeup at their wedding.
The kids rolling pin was epic, but maybe it’s me, and I’m happy to be corrected, are you supposed to butter the dough with a wooden spatula???500 kcals for a garlic bread that is unmeasured and it’s also a fucking side dish!
She doesn’t use the spatula for cooking so she might as well use it for a knifeThe kids rolling pin was epic, but maybe it’s me, and I’m happy to be corrected, are you supposed to butter the dough with a wooden spatula???
this has to be added to the list of werid items Kate uses for cooking with
Also in a mini tripod Kate ya dickhead…
That video knocks me sick, sorry.Anyone else spot the nip slip in the tanning video on her stories?
Because her food is bespoke.It's honestly a pain calorie and fat tracking, but if you wanna lose weight without being on that Francis dietthen you've got to do it. I just don't get why she can't just follow a real life diet recipe book. Like, why?
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