Katie Hayes #178 Bond Skin (graft)

[BettyBeau]

Just seen this on Twitter! Imagine being the ringer of this beast!

Ha ha ha looks like Truff and Delos engagement shoot

 

[Abongo2]

I’m absolutely howling here thinking of all the places Delo apparently “had the ring in his pocket” ready to propose;

Hot air “ballon” ride - he jibbed it off even though she was done up to the nines. The bald fella sharing the ride with them even asked him does Delo want him to do it for him!

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Ibiza - Delo thought nah this isn’t romantic enough for me even though he had tripled his sized for the holiday

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I think he was probably close to proposing in home bargains to be fair, all her interbred family there, single use plastic proud moment. Wasn’t meant to be..

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There was a lot of confusion around this Halloween with the pair of them turning up weeks early to parties, if you look closely you can see the ring box stuffed into his Batman kecks - he had a lot to think about so his mates forgave him.

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At the Nans window was the next opportunity - if you zoom in her Nan is holding an engagement card, jibbed it off again, the time wasn’t right.

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she decided to up the anti and being out those gloves, her elongated toes and managed to borrow someone else’s face - but he thought nah, not today. He’s even holding the ring box in his hand the absolute tease!!!

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Even a gifted dress and gifted stay in liverpool on
Valentine’s Day couldn’t make this tiny fella propose. Legend has it, at this point in their relationship she was really bad for wiping bogeys on his work van door handles and couldn’t stop herself.

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Delo then didn’t think Dubai was romantic or memorable enough either, dragging BIG O from bar to bar declaring he loves white wine, really wasn’t the right time.

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Didn’t quite fancy proposing to this peroxide head in the Bahamas either. He was overheard telling a local that he was quite aroused by all the sweaty hairy pigs on the beach and it made him question his agenda.

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Capri wasn’t quite doing it for him, especially on the private Yacht KHM had arranged to force him into doing it. He decided he couldn’t come up with a good enough story to cause a distraction so gave himself more time.

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London wasn’t meant to be either… you can see he has nervous hands where he’s wanted to do it but thought it just wasn’t romantic enough, all these twinkly lights, mulled wine and gifted stays.

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Delo bottled it in Positano too! Getting dressed up to the nines constantly was getting on her hacked off tits

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Then eventually, a miracle happened.
Delo found the perfect place, and he had thought up the most perfect romantic STORY to help him bring the ring out..

Needing a shit at midnight in YORK.. beautiful 🥹

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“Her nan holding the engagement card”

 

[JoeExotic]

I still need to catch up, but this comment…

So she looks like Jade Goody, Kerry Katona, Amanda Britt and Reese Witherspoon, all of whom have FAS. That’s unfortunate, Katie Jane.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

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Surely this not hygienic practice? Greasy hair hanging while drawing blood? Mad.

Is it normal to balance that wee tray of syringes on your patients legs? I mean surely that should all be sitting on a sterile trolley beside the bed 🫣

 

[ems1982]

Omg if I was one of her brides I would be fucking fuming!!!!!! So she hasn’t got a professional diary with all the names and wedding details written in?!?? So she may have double booked??? Or away the weekend of your wedding?? Anyone that books with her is INSANE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hereforthegossss]

My Management
My Agent
My full aesthetics client base
My Police Constabulary on my big case
This girl
Oh Kate you are hilarious girl !!! Honestly

 

[L.j.l.20]

I just can’t with that post. What’s with the pic of herself all sad on it? It’s got nothing to do with how tough the journey is, and it is tough, I have secondary infertility but life goes on and we keep trying, ivf starts later in the year all being well as I’ve lost the weight I needed to. This is all poor me. As you have all said- focus on actually parenting the child you have and cut down on the wine and truffle oil

I just don’t get when your down and life gets tough and you wana cry into your pillow you think “let’s get a pic” this will be good in a few weeks for my Instagram!!!!

 

[noseycow08]

Why does she say she’s been quiet ? Every single time I click on Instagram she has a new post or story, I know more about her life than I do of my own close friends she posts that much. Kate you aren’t fucking quiet ?! Also the gallons of ale you consume per day is probably a huge factor in not conceiving and the god awful ‘diet’ you’re on. Sort yourself out!!!!

 

[Noseybonk]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. The one thing Truffs bad behaviour has done is brought us all together. A safe space where a bunch of strangers (but not iyswim), have each others backs, and genuinely understand and sympathise. What’s she got? Frenemies who talk behind her back, and a bad attitude. Love you all

 

[QueenBarb2]

I just absolutely fucking loved when she had to wear a full face of make up each day on every holiday last year like a sweaty fucking animal stinking of 5 year old Chipotle chicken

- just incase he proposed..

and then never fucking did while they were in some gorgeous places

Could you be arsed honestly hhahaahhaahahahah

 

[Hatersloveme]

I was a makeup artist for 10 years and that is honestly the most unprofessional thing you could ever post. How can you be THAT unorganised.

She should be the ones contacting the brides ensuring their trials are done in adequate timing. And what happens if they miss that story? Not everyone’s obsessed with insta like you Truff!

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

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These ppl are mad. She made me so at ease about life in general. STOPPPPPP

"...Because she banged on so much about trolls, how she hates being in her own house and how her kid is a massive brat. I left there feeling that if thinning hair and a husband who wanks too much is all I have to worry about I am pretty blessed"

 

[OkTinkerbell]

Insta engagement is low, everyone’s sick of the sight of influencers wiggling and slapping their gunt, even the geg isn’t pulling in the likes any more.

Time to revel the miscarriage/fertility journey.

Predictable.

 

[Tomi2015]

I can just imagine that Truff herself never got no discipline or guidance when she was a kid. That’s why mini me doesn’t. My mother was from Irish ancestry and she only had to give the “look” when we played up. One time she heard me call her a fucking bitch under my breath so she chased me down the street with a cricket bat I still bring that up to her now

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

If she has spent 570 of her own cash on a dress for O, I will go hand over my own hard earned cash for a treatment at Bond Skin and risk my life

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Ahhh I'm so happy Kate got a positive result this morning

 

[Lizzie23]

The right side literally looks like first degree burns on her forehead

That'll be the hydrochloric acid doing its job. Once the skin grafts get done, which is the next stage on this skin care journey,we will all be obsessed with it, trust the process. We need to Run don't walk trolls and get ourselves booked in. Downtime is about 2 years tho, so get your momma diary's out and start scoring out all the days in it cos no pain, no gain.

 

[granite grandma]

I get SO pissed off & upset trolls when she does this over the miscarriage & pregnancy subject I really do ! Sorry to rant !

She's fucking sick !
It's my opinion but I don't believe her She's a liar...
She embellishes the truth !
Its all for attention & engagement !

She shouldnt have another kid she doesn't protect the one she's got - That Olive will be fucked up in the head ! What's she telling her ? Holding an ovulation kit I've NEVER seen nothing like that ! She's unhinged

Same with charlotte dawson, supposedly had a miscarriage but was filmed slut dropping in a white mini dress literally the next day! Funnily enough her ‘miscarriage’ happened about the same time her kid was taken to A&E after he got knocked out cold at a piss up! Earlier in the evening, he was being passed round to clearly inebriated ppl who were feeding him beer out of bottles!
These women cannot look after the kids they’ve got and use them as performing monkeys on the gram for personal gain, there should be a law against it, imagine how they’re going to feel when they grow up?

 

[Hereforthegossss]

She said on one of her recent lives.... they're in the middle of sorting the wedding !!!
She can't walk fucking straight !!
Were meant to believe she's trying to having another baby !! There's no way she would have another kid before the wedding or have it pregnant cos she's so obsessed with her weight !
They've got no room for another kid , she can't afford another kid.... That 184k follower count needs clocking up so it's pull a stunt time.

 

[Lizzie23]

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