Christ, that username I’m actually dead AND BURIED I’m gonna have to dig myself up to go to work.That nursery green or pink babe but those colours don’t go together for a start and there’s no way she’s used Farrow & Ball. My mate saw her on one of her millions of trips to b&q and she was looking at colours in the F&B section and getting the Valspar counter to make up something similar for her
My kids are older now but I had Winnie the Pooh nursery with the Disney wall stickers you could get and finding nemo for my second It all got covered in tit but at least the stickers were wipe cleanWhen I was pregnant with my first, like Kate I had beautiful thoughts that my baby would be lovely and clean and would be happily playing with wooden toys and it would all be so delightful!!
Skip forward to after the baby was born... tit and vom everywhere. Every night there was tit... vom would be sporadically sprayed on me and all over the baby’s room, chair, carpet... I remember once that the baby pulled his crappy happy off and smeared it in the cot and up the walls. Picture The Exorcist’s bedroom... it was like that.
Also... wooden toys were quickly replaced with brightly coloured plastic noise machines, as that’s what they like.
Nice room for the gram Kate... but I’ll give it 2 weeks before that tit / vom covered room is never shown on Instagram again! Good luck getting milk vomit out of the velvet rocking chair! And wtf is that wicker basket type thing with white cotton mat?? Is that where she’s changing nappies?!! Good god!! Not a clue.
Where does this olive live? I get told to duck off on Halloween.I’m really confused as to why she’s keeping the name such a secret and trying to make such ‘suspense’. We know she’s having a girl, we know about every dreamy holiday to Ibiza and festivals she’s gonna have, we know her amazing bedroom, we know her bespoke wardrobe and everything else that’s stunning and unique. Its hardly an unusual name that she might think can get pinched and everyone’s gonna be after. Me mams cute old lady neighbour is called Olive lil olive who gives the kids about £20 each at Halloween god love her
Just came on to say this! She doesn’t come on here though..Oops looks like THM forgot to scribble over "OLIVE'S" Personalised dummy chain
Now she has re uploaded it scribbled out bet she's fewminnnnn
Red rant incoming in 3, 2, 1..Oops looks like THM forgot to scribble over "OLIVE'S" Personalised dummy chain
Now she has re uploaded it scribbled out bet she's fewminnnnn