Hahaha I'm a 2 glasses cunt! My eyes have deteriorated to the point I can no longer see without specs on but I'm too lazy to go to get prescription ones, so I have to put sunnies on top! But I don't work with a glasses company who probably have my prescription on record, so at least I have an excuse.
(It's barely an excuse, but I'm sticking to it. It's also annoying cos if I don't get some before end of August ill lose out on this year's cash back from my private healthcare ffs I need a mum helper!)